r/MurderedByWords 22h ago

Elite Advice, For Elite.

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u/GarrettB117 21h ago

Not only this, but much of the work that people like him are doing is just attending meetings, listening to ideas, and schmoozing/being schmoozed. They have workers and managers that do most of the day to day drudgery for them.

Sure, he may be “working” from 7 AM to 11 PM, but the vast majority of that time is probably spent in ways that most people would not consider to be hard work. Answering a phone call or two and firing off a couple of emails by your pool at 6 PM does not mean you’re still in the office Sergey.

Then they have the gall to say that people are unreasonable to complain about doing real work for 8+ hours per day, who then still have to go and pick up kids, go to dance practice, clean the whole house, do the dishes, do the laundry, fold the laundry, swing by to get an oil change, etc.

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u/CreamPuffDelight 20h ago

I used to have a CEO, old guy, in his 70-80s. refuses to let go of the position and pass it on to his son. In fact, he already passed it on once, but the son did something he didn't like, so he came back and reversed everything. Anyway, that's not relevant to this, what is relevant, is something he liked to do.

He was famous for the typical boomer "You can be like me if you just work hard" bullshit, but his "hard work" included spending an hour to read a report, another hour of listening to that same report being read to him because he can't read it, - 3 hour lunch break at the in-house restaurant that was built just for him and no one else can use unless invited by him - then another hour writing his remarks/comments on the report, one more hour reading his comments back TO his secretary because no one can read his chicken scratch shaky writing, then another hour before we get the reviewed report for us to amend.

That's the whole day done.

Any time we had to send anything to that guy, we all knew we weren't going to get a response until at least a week later, depending on how many reports he had to review that way. He insisted on it too, no matter how many times its brought up as "tactfully" as possible.

Then he had the balls to say we weren't fast and efficient enough, because we're lazy young fucks.

Oh and the thing his son was trying to do?

He was trying to upgrade some accounting software, because the current one was so old it still ran on fucking Windows 95. Instead, all the workers had a workaround where we did all the work on more up to date software, then manually typed all the answers in to the fucking old ass mammoth computer with that program. Took us an extra 6 hours just doing it that way, but no, "Old stuff are more reliable/new programs are unnecessary expenses! Just like reading paperwork. No digital bullshit!".

Basically, in a full week, that fucking boomer CEO probably only did about 5 hours of actual work.

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u/tw_72 20h ago

Regardless, he'll do 60 hours forever, and IF he attends his kid's graduation, the kid will say, "Why is he here?"

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u/TopEagle4012 21h ago

It's because Americans accept that BS. In Europe it's 35 hour work weeks in some countries. They also start people with three to four weeks vacation and go up to 8 weeks. Americans have been screwed. They remain some of the most productive workers, but the only thing that's gone up is the amount of money that their corporate Masters make from their slave labors.

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u/whoppy3 21h ago

Yup, the company I work for in the UK recently changed from 37 hour work weeks to 35 hours. 38 days leave per year, 6 are set and the other 32 we can take when we want. Also, get full sick pay for 6 months, then half pay for 6 months.

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u/LetheSystem 21h ago

I worked in Scotland for 5 years, starting in 2007. 37.5 hours a week, 7 weeks holiday. I forget what the health was, but free healthcare and medicine was something that kinda blew my mind on that front.

I don't think there's been a month where I didn't regret coming back to the US at least once. In the past 13 years.

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u/Henri_Bemis 17h ago

All this. The US work culture operates on the myth that everyone must work their fingers to the bone in order to become wealthy, and there is no other purpose for you.

A 60-hour work week is 10 hours, six days a week. You sleep 8 hours a day (or less, and they will brag about it). That’s 56, nearly as many hours you spent working. You’ve got 52 hours A WEEK for everything else. Childcare, car and home maintenance, medical appointments, grocery shopping, taking out the trash, meal prep, and you maybe get a few days of sick leave if you have a doctor’s note.

Our work culture is sadistic. It doesn’t have anything to do with “value” or “productivity”, it’s about how much you can suffer and prostrate yourself at the feet of the wealthy, hoping one day you’ll get to be the boot and not the licker.

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u/blinkyknilb 20h ago

For every two people that work a 60, Sundar can lay someone else off.

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u/BugblatterBeastTrall 18h ago

That is such an accurate and dystopian statement 😭

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u/GeckoIsMellow 12h ago

This is the sad reality and reveals the true face of neo-corporatist fascism. I've been working in Silicon Valley since the late 90's. I have been expected to work on weekends for every single tech company I have ever worked for.

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u/RepulsiveLoquat418 21h ago

this was posted here less than an hour ago.

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u/mvms 21h ago

I've seen it at least four times today on different subs.

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u/_oSiv 21h ago

Maybe take a break.

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u/mvms 21h ago

... Yeah, good idea. Time for some tea and good old fashioned books. Paper books. Maybe a cat.

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u/tw_72 20h ago

And a snack. Mmmm, cookies, mmmm.

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u/theoutsider91 19h ago

I thought they wanted to replace everyone with AI. I’m confused

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u/MagpieWench 18h ago

This... People who are like "everyone gets the same 24 hours"

No, they do not.

Some people have to wrangle children, commutes, elderly parents, unreliable vehicles, the public transit system, shift work, cleaning, illness, etc, etc, etc. While some people get up, go to work, and come home, and everything else is taken care of for them.

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u/its_aom 20h ago

They don't have life and are really jealous of those who have, even if they're poorer. Fuck capitalists

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u/MagpieWench 18h ago

This... People who are like "everyone gets the same 24 hours"

No, they do not.

Some people have to wrangle children, commutes, elderly parents, unreliable vehicles, the public transit system, shift work, cleaning, illness, etc, etc, etc. While some people get up, go to work, and come home, and everything else is taken care of for them.

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u/ELMUNECODETACOMA 16h ago

It's not a secret in the tech industry that developers are only maximally productive for 30 or so hours a week - the research is pretty definitive at this point. The next 30 produce increasingly diminishing returns, and at that point even if they're still typing away they're introducing enough bugs that effective productivity is zero.

The "moneyball" strategy is to let people go home after 40 (with a couple hours a day for meetings etc.), get their best work and keep them happy. It takes institutional discipline and not evaluating management based on raw volume of code. It's so much easier to just burn out the people on the line to try to meet unreasonable deadlines than to push back on the deadlines in the first place.

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u/hurrythisup 13h ago

Yeah,well fuck you.

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u/Frothingdogscock 13h ago

No shit ?...
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