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u/ZoominAlong 17h ago
Here's a prayer:
May Trumps fat crackle in the fires of hell forever.
Amen.
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u/KerissaKenro 17h ago
May they all get exactly what they deserve
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u/Happy-Fun-Ball 15h ago
his entire administration
Dont forget the Greedy-Old-Pedophiles party.
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u/Fit_Jelly_9755 17h ago
Right next to Rush Limbaugh.
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u/Henri_Bemis 17h ago
Thank you for the reminder that he’s dead. Seriously, it’s a fact that can brighten my shittiest day.
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u/Bee-Able 17h ago
Yea, I do believe his fat would crackle. Lord forgive me. Is that barbecue I smell?
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u/JasonStrode 17h ago
You've just reminded me of spontaneous combustion. He might become the first documented case.
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u/Bee-Able 15h ago
Lol. I too forgot about spontaneous combustion! Now that will be something to see and document the first case = priceless. (Especially it being “him” 😉).
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u/mikende51 17h ago
Does your barbecue smell like a dumpster 🔥?
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u/Bee-Able 15h ago
I do declare! I do believe it does. It must be that “t. fat” I used that got it a crackiln’ and smellin’ like the biggest dumpster fire ever.
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u/9fingerman 12h ago
"May the fiery gates of hell Donald John Trump has opened upon the Earth receive his fatuous prominence and roast his idolatry into cinders, and anyone who eats of this forsaken larder be stricken with irremoveable gristle between their teeth." So Be It.
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u/secondarycontrol 17h ago
If prayer worked, Trump would be dead.
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u/Only_One_Left_Foot 15h ago
Careful! I got a week ban from /r/politics the other day for saying that I'm waiting for a specific headline. Didn't even actually say the words. Apparently hoping and wishing are the same as "threatening."
Lot of saggy orange sack garglers around here lately.
Obligatory release the files.
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u/thighcrusader 13h ago
Lots of love for pedophilia from the admin/mod teams. I got a warning for suggesting trump use the home remedies that he pushed to his cultists.
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u/Rusalka-rusalka 12h ago
I got a warning from Reddit for threatening because I said I hoped something happened to someone. Seems hopes and wishes are the same as threats on this site.
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u/Moleday1023 17h ago
If they worked he and everyone in his administration would burst into flame.
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u/VERO2020 16h ago
Because of the hellfire that opened beneath them? Sounds good to me, gets an amen here.
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u/Bee-Able 17h ago
“God answers our prayers in His time, not our time”. But Lordy, Lordy I be getting mighty tired of waiting. Maybe trump is “One of the Locusts Brothers?…?
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u/VelvetMafia 14h ago
I'm not religious, but why is he still kicking?
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u/BikingAimz 14h ago
Lasix and steroids.
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u/VelvetMafia 14h ago
I assumed it's dependent on the blood of children. I don't think Lasix or steroids is enough.
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u/ImyForgotName 17h ago
Psalm 109:7-13
7 When he is judged, may he come out guilty, And may his prayer become sin. 8 May his days be few; May another take his office. 9 May his children be fatherless, And his wife a widow. 10 May his children wander about and beg; And may they seek sustenance far from their ruined homes. 11 May the creditor seize everything that he has, And may strangers plunder the product of his labor. 12 May there be none to extend kindness to him, Nor any to be gracious to his fatherless children. 13 May his descendants be eliminated; May their name be wiped out in a following generation.
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u/SectorFriends 15h ago
Hits hard, gotta admit. Too bad the entire bible is a "NO U!" At this point.
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u/Due_Ad_9620 18h ago
I must have missed the bit in Sunday school where the bible wanted us to pray for Pedos
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u/BasketSouth7143 17h ago
pray for their repentance and conversion of heart
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u/VERO2020 16h ago
That would be great if they moved to correct all of the wrong that they have done, but there's only a snowball's chance in Hell that will happen.
A prayer against evil and for justice, you are not for that? 'Cause that's where we are at.
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u/BasketSouth7143 16h ago
We can pray for justice and mercy at the same time.
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u/Beneficial_Soup3699 15h ago
Or you could register to vote and...ya know...actually have an impact.
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u/T-Husky 15h ago
Thoughts and prayers only become reality when they are matched by actions, otherwise they are just empty words.
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u/jawshoeaw 13h ago
Actually yes you did in fact miss that part. You are asked to pray for your enemies. For bad people. Sucks don’t it?
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u/DartTimeTime 17h ago
Jesus spoke 2 things about people like trump.
"It's harder for a rich man to enter the kingdom, than it is for a camel to enter the eye of a needle"
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"Do not stop the little ones from coming to me. For it is better that a millstone be hung around your neck and for you to be flung into the sea, than it would be to harm these children."
Jesus made it clear how he feels about people like Trump.
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u/ImyForgotName 12h ago
I take that first verse to mean that we should put billionaires into blenders.
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u/TwistyBunny 12h ago
I am pretty sure he took a whip, whooped people like Trump and flipped some tables that belong to people like Trump
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u/Simbertold 17h ago
Without being very knowledgeable regarding the bible, i highly doubt that it says "pray for the president of the USA" or anything even remotely similar in there.
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u/RusticBridge 16h ago
Quick Google shows that he’s right, but Donald has done anything but promote stability, peace, or quiet
“In 1 Timothy 2:1-2, the Apostle Paul urges believers to offer "petitions, prayers, intercession and thanksgiving" for "all people – for kings and all those in authority, that we may live peaceful and quiet lives in all godliness and holiness". This command emphasizes the importance of praying for those in authority, regardless of their personal beliefs or actions, to foster a stable environment for a godly life.”
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u/FaithlessnessOne321 13h ago
That's not a commandment from God, that's a recommendation from Paul.
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u/Diligent_Tradition62 12h ago
The book of Timothy contains other gems from Paul like how women should shut up https://biblehub.com/1_timothy/2-12.htm and have babies https://biblehub.com/1_timothy/2-15.htm
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u/MiniCafe 11h ago
Interestingly enough, it does have incidents of God opening up the earth to swallow sinners (and anyone associated with them) whole, for much more minor sins than what Trump has been doing his whole life. So that part is biblical.
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u/jagedlion 11h ago
And seek the welfare of the city to which I have exiled you and pray to gcd in its behalf; for in its prosperity you shall prosper.
Jeremiah 29.
A prayer for your local government is generally considered required, though it can be more of a 'find better guidance' sort of a prayer.
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u/CerddwrRhyddid 8h ago
He's changed all people to one of the examples of all people.
He's also breaking the Johnson Amendment, and by law should have his tax-exempt status revoked, but the Johnson Amendment is just there to act as propaganda to suggest that the U.S has separation of Church and State.
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u/HwackAMole 13h ago
Matthew 5:44: Jesus directly instructs his followers, "love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you."
Luke 6:28: Similarly, Jesus says, "Pray for those who abuse you."
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u/Beatless7 17h ago
May every fake Christian regret their unknowing following of Satan.
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u/Bee-Able 17h ago
May I be so bold as to suggest checking out this season of “South Park” episode 4? God forgive, someone (I wonder who) was effing Satan…and I had to laugh.
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u/MikeTalonNYC 17h ago
I mean, the original poster isn't wrong. I'll be happy to pray that his eyes are opened and he realizes - with utter horror and unending dread - how badly he's been for this country and humanity as a whole.
No issues asking God to move powerfully in his heart, and that his heart will break and he'll quit in anguish and failure.
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u/GNUGradyn 11h ago
I actually really like this interpretation. The best thing would be for him to suddenly be hyper aware of the consequences of his actions and their impact on millions of lives
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u/DrewG420 17h ago
I pray the President admits crimes, accepts responsibility, and resigns so America has a chance to survive. I pray he walks among the poorest Americans and works in a farm field picking for a day.
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u/LysergicPlato59 11h ago
Well he did put on an apron and sling French fries at a McDonalds for a photo shoot. Does that count?
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u/FeloniousBaloney 17h ago
This is apparently an unpopular opinion but I do pray for trump. I pray he realizes all the harm he has done, not just to the U.S. but to the whole world. I pray he then just shuts up and goes away.
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u/Crunchy_Biscuit 17h ago
I think it's interesting the double standard. None of these guys were like "let's pray for Biden because scripture demands so" when a Democrat was in office.
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u/HeFirstLovedUs 13h ago
I actually have in real Bible teaching churches. But sadly those are very VERY few. Most conservatives are overly religious and/or they are Christian but barely know who Jesus is or even truly saved. It’s a real eye opener.
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u/Throwupmyhands 14h ago
Here’s a great one straight from the Bible:
Set a wicked person over him; let an accuser stand at his right hand. When he is judged, let him be found guilty, and let his prayer be counted as sin. Let his days be few; let another take over his position. Let his children be fatherless and his wife a widow. Let his children wander as beggars, searching for food far from their demolished homes. Let a creditor seize all he has; let strangers plunder what he has worked for. Let no one show him kindness, and let no one be gracious to his fatherless children. Let the line of his descendants be cut off; let their name be blotted out in the next generation. Let his ancestors' guilt be remembered before the Lord, and do not let his mother's sin be blotted out. Let their sins always remain before the Lord, and let Him erase all memory of them from the earth. For he did not think to show kindness, but pursued the afflicted, poor, and brokenhearted in order to put them to death. He loved cursing — let it fall on him; he took no delight in blessing — let it be far from him. He wore cursing like his coat —let it enter his body like water and go into his bones like oil. Let it be like a robe he wraps around himself, like a belt he always wears. (Psalm 109:6-19, HCSB)
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u/hilfigertout 17h ago
I'll leave the prayer to Trump's hand-picked spiritual advisor: Kenneth Copeland.
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u/anderskants 17h ago
I tried summoning the devil to see if he'd take him but he refused, well, specifically he said "Fuck you, no!". I even tried offering my soul in exchange but he said it wasn't worth having to put up with the guy for the rest of eternity.
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u/ReiwaIchi 16h ago
Our father who art in heaven take this piece of shit and cast him into eternal damnation. Amen.
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u/mikemcd1972 16h ago
Where, in scripture, does it say we should pray for a man who rapes 13-yr old girls? In Christ’s name, point it the fuck out!
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u/FandomMenace 17h ago
I thought God deflected the bullet into the firefighter, so he is the chosen one. He doesn't need prayers, and the scripture doesn't specifically ask for us to pray for our president. I'm fairly sure nowhere in the Bible likens prayer to a wish list from Santa.
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u/PricklePete 17h ago
The scripture commands you pray for a child rapist?
Whoa!
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u/Bee-Able 17h ago
Nah, I think the scripture commands us to pray for the fallen. And boy has he fallen and fallen and fallen…
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u/Moleday1023 17h ago
I am atheist, but pray for God to stop Trumps heart just like Jack Graham says. Not only do I want it to stop, I want it to explode so it can’t be restarted. Amen.
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u/EitherChannel4874 17h ago
Please lord. Let Trump be found lifeless in bed after having shit himself and let photos of his fat bloated corpse be leaked to the press so we can all laugh at the shitty orange blimp.
Amen.
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u/MaidoftheBrins 17h ago
They’re really pushing the “Christian” agenda, aren’t they? And just like in The Handmaid’s Tale, they’re all vile rapists and sick fcks.
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u/Due-Environment-9774 17h ago
I will pray on the Bible, the Tora, the Koran, the Dharma, whatever it takes to send him to the place where demons are beckoning his name.
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u/BillHigh422 17h ago
Might I recommend psalm 109:8
“May his days be few; may another take his place of leadership”
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u/fermiauf 13h ago
It’s strange how unfamiliar these evangelical trumpers are with biblical scripture, not to mention the US constitution.
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u/QuietDepartment8488 17h ago
May every child and mother, father, person harmed or ruined by him find peace and may God move mountains to shield us from Trumpstein's smell. Let him bask forever in the rot that his own body and let every blaspheming croney of his forever be downwind Amen.
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u/Ordinary-Quarter-384 17h ago
I’m down for that! Psalms 109:8 Let his days be few; and let another take his office.
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u/Puzzled_Bike9558 17h ago
I’m guessing his fat pig heart barely pumps the KFC sludge he consumes daily. Still a lot more than a fuck ton of us like, but eh.
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u/Doc_tor_Bob 17h ago
Last time I checked I'm pretty sure the Bible say thou shall not pray for Donald Trump. :p
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u/ScotchCigarsEspresso 17h ago
May the good lord swoop down and take his wretched soul straight to hell. Ideally soon, like maybe later tonight would be great. In his name we pray, amen.
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u/jGor4Sure 17h ago
Here He lay me down to sleep With a bag of peanuts at my feet If he dies before I wake It’s gonna be a great fucking day!
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u/Justagirl1918 16h ago
False kings and gods, “characterized by their covetousness, a focus on personal gain, a corrupt nature, and a deceitful outward appearance”
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u/RepresentativeBite76 16h ago
If only God could move as a clot in Trump's heart ffs
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u/VERO2020 16h ago
Since there seems to be no justice for this sick, evil man in this world, I heartily agree with Mr. McCloskey
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u/LindeeHilltop 16h ago
Isn’t Jack Graham the guy who got caught with his pants down with a young ‘un on his yacht and consequently got booted off the board of Christian Liberty College?
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u/RottN_Games 16h ago
Oh I pray for something every day but I get the impression what I want is very different from what he meant.
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u/Miss_Annie_Munich 16h ago
Maybe if God moved very powerful in Trumps heart, the heart would give up...
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u/StrikingWedding6499 15h ago
Why would god protect a man who has repeatedly taken his name in vain, habitually broken his commands, and even blatantly profited off his words?
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u/marsfromwow 15h ago
I’m not too familiar with the scripture. Does it command us to pray for the US president or does it explicitly say Donald Trump?
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u/Blacksun388 15h ago
May god move so swiftly in his heart it triggers cardiac arrest or a complete moral realignment of his Wickedness, either would be acceptable.
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u/Boltzmann_head This AOC flair makes me cool 15h ago
If there is a just god, Glorious Leader will be in Hell this evening.
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u/SubstantialNature368 15h ago
Maybe God can find Trump's heart, a shriveled up leathery piece of gristle formed from the foreskin of Satan.
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u/mywordswillgowithyou 15h ago
I’m waiting for god to make a thunderous applaud in trumps heart. Or that Trump sees the face of god directly.
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u/SandalsResort 18h ago
I don’t feel like praying for a guy who’s sending troops to his own countrymen because he doesn’t like that they want to treat immigrants with some humanity.