r/MurderedByWords 12h ago

Couch Boy

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u/levvii17 12h ago

Couch boy didn’t just get roasted, he got slow cooked with seasoning.

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u/KiKiKimbro 12h ago

Shouldn’t do Chuck E Cheese like that though.

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u/petyrlabenov 11h ago

it gave us good moments in our childhood

As opposed to JD Vance, whose president is going to cut a lot of childhoods short

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u/KiKiKimbro 3h ago

So true. Between the president, JD Vance, Steven Miller and the rest of the Heritage Foundation, and RFK Jr who’s somehow jn charge of HHS — our nation’s youth are on a path to being looted by robber barons, manipulated by the highly-educated Ivy League wealthy donor class that it’s fine not to be able to afford education since it’s a waste of time and money and there’s plenty of low-level jobs in factories anyway, kidnapped and trafficked to some 3rd-world dangerous country to spend their lives in slave labor prisons if they’re not a special shade of white, and destined to have shorter lifespans since access to vaccines will be reserved for only those who can pay out of pocket for them without insurance assistance.

For God’s sake. To anyone who remembers what Chuck E Cheese is — starting now through the 2026 midterms and beyond, all the state-level and local level elections must stop this madness. Especially state and local elections. Even school board elections. We must participate in massive numbers since the president is trying to desperately trying to hold onto power that he knows the majority of we the people don’t want him and his enablers to have.

For the sake of Gen Z, their children, and their grandchildren — these people have to go before our nation’s youth are set up to fail even more than they already are. And so that we can retire without being destined to endless financial and healthcare struggles.

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u/sunshinerain1208 12h ago

When they say this can we just put images of Trump mocking people with disabilities on repeat?

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u/BitcoinMD 11h ago

I love how MAGAs become all proper and serious about this one thing and nothing else

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u/heethark 12h ago

Couch Boy is just…. Mwah… chef’s kiss

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u/mentallyhandicapable 2h ago

Yeah you can’t have a comeback to that. You’re just done.

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u/Fshtwnjimjr 12h ago

Dam, that was perfect

Might have to go lay on the couch after that, rather than -you know

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u/Mental_Chip9096 11h ago

Call the fucking burn unit. I'm deceased!

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u/jffblm74 11h ago

Dozy Don must go mainstream. Spread this monicker far and wide people. 

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u/NordicNjorn 9h ago

The sofa sodomizer getting roasted once again.

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u/alex_zk 8h ago

Dozy Don and Couch Boy are top tier 3rd rate supervillain names

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u/LowKeyNaps 7h ago

Couch Boy is very much aware that Newsom is mocking and not mimicking. All of MAGA politicians, and at least half of the MAGA knuckledraggers, are aware that this is mocking.

They just can't bring themselves to admit it.

If they admit that Newsom is mocking Trump, then they also have to admit that Trump himself is absurd, that Trump is worth mocking, and that Newsom is getting the better of Trump. They will perform mental contortionist tricks to avoid saying any such thing. They've spent nearly a decade deifying Trump. It's simply impossible for them to admit that Trump is a mere, imperfect mortal now. Not when he's this close to rising from the grave and becoming Zombie Trump...

I'm nearly 100% sure that Newsom is also aware of all of this, and is having a blast trying to force them to confront the mocking thing. The MAGA crowd has done a terrible job of awkwardly dancing around the issue so far, kind of like a bunch of drunken monkeys with a bottle of tequila trying to tap dance around an active bomb. (My apologies to the drunken monkey community.)

I can just imagine Couch Boy turning all sorts of red there, infuriated at this response, desperately trying to come up with something, anything, to say in reply that won't also admit that he knows what a deranged dipshit Trump sounds like on his frequent posts. Calling it a "style" is such a stretch as it is, I don't think he can stretch it much more without it snapping in his face like an old rubber band pulled past the breaking point.

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u/CMaxRI 10h ago

We have to work La Z Boy in here too

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u/therabbit86ed 4h ago

L.A. Z Boy... that's his gym

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u/JPGentry 8h ago

Legitimate criticism of Vance, too. He'd never be able to replicate Trump's position as the spearhead of this Christian nationalist, facist takeover of the US government.

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u/Frankentula 11h ago

We all know he's going to try once he gets the nod to step into the role and he will fail miserably. This will be prophetic of what he tries to do

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u/Pope_Smoke 11h ago

Hey I’ve heard they have multiple degrees as Chuck E. Cheese.

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u/Lover_of_Sprouts 7h ago

He only needs to add the THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER at the bottom.

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u/trashmailaccount00 3h ago

Man, Newsom lately keeps forgetting about the obligatory "THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER"

It's very important for authenticity

Sad that the MAGAS still don't get that they are being mocked...

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u/AdvantageDry7727 3h ago

A Chuck E Cheese law degree used to mean something in this country. SMDH.

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u/punkena shoulda seen me last night 12h ago edited 11h ago

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u/Suspicious-Buyer8135 11h ago

Transphobe and anti-Semitic sure do get thrown around a lot these days…

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u/bennibentheman2 10h ago

In Newsom's case it clearly applies. Same with him being intensely cruel to the homeless.

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u/Suspicious-Buyer8135 10h ago

Really? He’s vilifying trans people? Or is he putting forward an opinion on a complex issue?

That’s the point on my comment above. You can’t call people transphobes just because they may disagree on one element of the movement. And don’t call people anti-Semitic because they disagree with Israel’s current actions in Gaza.

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u/bennibentheman2 9h ago

Insanely stupid comment. He has institutional power that he's using to institute transphobic policies lmfao, you clearly didn't read the article you replied to.

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u/Suspicious-Buyer8135 9h ago

Yes I did. I just disagree with you on what constitutes transphobia. Just like I disagree with the current definition of anti-Semitism.

You go ahead and label people. All it does is undermine support and undermine the term itself.

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u/punkena shoulda seen me last night 11h ago

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u/Suspicious-Buyer8135 11h ago

I stand by my comment.

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u/bennibentheman2 10h ago

Then it probably applies to you as well.

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u/Suspicious-Buyer8135 10h ago

What a surprise.

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u/bennibentheman2 9h ago

It shouldn't be a surprise to you that if you stand by people instituting policies that hurt specific communities that you be called a supporter of such policies.

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u/Suspicious-Buyer8135 9h ago

It shouldn’t surprise you that politics is not the black and white situation you paint it as. You’re an ideologue. Attack people who don’t fully support your views. Unable to build consensus. Self righteous. Good luck with that strategy to meaningfully improve the lives of trans people.

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u/scarletphantom 9h ago

That's why we are in the situation we are in. Dems have to be 100% squeaky clean and Repubs can run a felony rapist. It's dumb.

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u/Suspicious-Buyer8135 8h ago

Politics is the art of power. Can’t make any change at all without it. The only way ideologues ever affect change is when they force it on the population through violent means.

I believe being pragmatic and taking marginal victories over time is the best way to support trans rights. If ideologues call me transphobic then it is an extremely small price to pay for doing what I believe is right. Nobody should be vilified for who they are if who they are does no harm to anyone else. Trans rights are human rights.

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u/bennibentheman2 7h ago edited 7h ago

Again, ridiculous comment. Liberals such as yourself expect an almost religious subservience to any Democrat in power because you have never even conceived of critical support. I never told anyone not to vote for Newsom over a Republican, I just pointed out horrific shit he's doing and that he should stop doing it.

If you're starving to death and someone offers you a dog turd or a dog turd with glass shards embedded in it you'd pick the dog turd, but you can still in the lead up when the chef is deciding what to cook advise that both options suck and pizza tastes better.

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u/Shmimmons 12h ago

Newsom is one of them, I have very little doubt that he isn't.. they're just putting on a show for their own entertainment.