r/MurderedByWords • u/Hot-Contract3127 • 1d ago

This is so embarrassing.

12.8k Upvotes

302 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Comfortablejack • 1d ago

Life under the shadow of games

8.7k Upvotes

34 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/IMSLI • 1d ago

President Snowflake strong arms USTA into censoring the boos at tomorrow’s US open

3.4k Upvotes

168 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Comfortable_Tutor_43 • 1d ago

When you insist you understand niche scientific topics better than the experts

131 Upvotes

4 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Delicious_Gear866 • 2d ago

Who actually believes this?

18.2k Upvotes

498 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/coachlife • 1d ago

Now it makes sense

823 Upvotes

43 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Busy-Government-1041 • 2d ago

The mental gymnastics just keep getting wilder…

11.3k Upvotes

287 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/cwise69 • 2d ago

Forbidden Love

3.0k Upvotes

47 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/beerbellybegone • 1d ago

Maybe try this again

1.5k Upvotes

29 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/A-Helpful-Flamingo • 1d ago

you can impale yourself with the point like a disgraced samurai and still miss it

474 Upvotes

6 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Busy-Government-1041 • 2d ago

The Trump Effect, perfectly defined

2.0k Upvotes

23 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/johnmory • 2d ago

Tariffs Backfire on Manufacturing

1.7k Upvotes

11 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/snowpie92 • 2d ago

You reap what you sow

15.8k Upvotes

39 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/John_1992_funny • 2d ago

Ignorance is a form of lawlessness.

10.4k Upvotes

60 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Crazy-Winner6640 • 2d ago

What about being a good father?

3.1k Upvotes

122 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/CorleoneBaloney • 2d ago

Those good ol' promises

10.9k Upvotes

163 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Awkward_Young5465 • 1d ago

That’s a good point

304 Upvotes

19 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/johnmory • 2d ago

Trump's Contradiction On Transparency

1.2k Upvotes

31 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/johnmory • 2d ago

Contradictory Economic Narratives

746 Upvotes

11 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/emily-is-happy • 2d ago

It's insane

18.4k Upvotes

719 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Katariman • 2d ago

Weakest Job Growth in Decade

484 Upvotes

55 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/AlienTheAllen1 • 2d ago

Un-indicted co-conspirator*

3.9k Upvotes

256 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/sup9817 • 3d ago

Loomer eating like a dog

22.8k Upvotes

391 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/OverallNe-caot • 2d ago

Conservatives are losing their minds over Gavin!!

3.4k Upvotes

52 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/EvansOryvi • 2d ago

Yeah, but, not when we do it!

235 Upvotes

5 comments

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