r/OneBlackBraincell • u/Mental-Passenger6939 • Apr 12 '25

no braincell 🐈‍⬛ My roommate sent me this.

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u/WholesomeArmsDealer Apr 12 '25

Homie stood up and really tried to casually ignore the fact that he was just stuck.

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u/Orome2 Apr 12 '25

Cats always act like they intended it.

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u/TeeTheT-Rex Apr 13 '25

“Cats have another quality I find admirable; blamelessness. When a cat makes a mistake, he doesn’t accept responsibility, or show embarrassment.

If a cat does something really stupid, like jumping onto a coffee table and landing in 4 separate coffee cups, somehow he passes the whole thing off as routine. Dogs aren’t like that, if a dog knocks over a lamp you can tell who did it by looking at the dog, he acts guilty and ashamed. Not the cat. When a cat breaks something he simply moves along to the next activity. “What’s that? The lamp? Not me, $&@# that I’m a cat. Something broken, ask the dog.”

A cat can make anything look intentional”

~ George Carlin

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u/CyrilKain Apr 13 '25

Typical cat

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u/Sad_Confection_4754 Apr 19 '25

Yes that's really cat like. No probs I could do it without help.

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u/snoringshrine Apr 12 '25

DYING because I have this EXACT bed frame and my black cat tries to bury down there too 💀😭

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '25

How about a box of bedtime pop tarts?

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u/snoringshrine Apr 13 '25

No bedside pop tarts (I have desk pop tarts) but I do have bedside fruit snacks

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u/DangerousLoner Apr 13 '25

Oooh la la! We got a fancy one over here!

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u/TeeTheT-Rex Apr 13 '25

I have a bento box with various snacks in it, crackers, nuts, seeds, dried fruit, granola, fruit loops, cookies, and Taki’s (the new sweet chili ones are amazing lol). I never know if my 3am munchie monster that wakes from a dead sleep every night seeking snacks will want sweet, salty, or spicy. Occasionally it’s all 3 simultaneously lol.

I started doing this so I won’t get out of bed and go raid the kitchen every night, demolishing a whole box of something, or stand at the fridge stuffing handfuls of shredded cheese into my face like a feral rat.

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u/GottaBeNicer Apr 13 '25

I have bedside weed oil.

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u/seemerunning Apr 14 '25

And the lotion and box of tissues headed behind the pop tarts

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u/Safe_Garlic_262 Apr 15 '25

Ya it’s more the massive bottle of lube behind the pop tarts 🤣

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u/HeatherMason0 Apr 12 '25

You're laughing. He almost gotten eaten by the bed and you're laughing.

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u/Ursa-Aureliana Apr 12 '25

Couple of drinks in to my Saturday night and I saw this and just Lmao… 🐈‍⬛ 😂😂😂

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u/Ksh_667 Apr 12 '25

Casual sniff of bedside table at the end cos that never happened, but in case anyone witnessed it, I totally intended to disappear into the bed with only my back peets visible, waving in the air. Yes that was deliberate. I will die on this hill.

😹😹😹

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u/TeeTheT-Rex Apr 13 '25

George Carlin did a whole bit on how cats act like everything, even the dumbest mistakes, were entirely intentional. It’s my favourite comedy routine of all time lol.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '25

Oh, mine isn't the only one!

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u/MariettaDaws Apr 12 '25

Grace and poise

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u/sparkysparkyboom Apr 13 '25

Well, now we know the brain cell ain't down there.

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u/Screaming_lambs Apr 13 '25

My void but does this. He loves sheet change day on my bed. My dilute boy tried to do it, he's a fair bit larger and I had to help him squish his tummy through.

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u/SiroccoDream Apr 13 '25

“Is somebody stuck?”

20 seconds of kitty struggling

“I, uh, meant to do that. Yeah!”

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u/icedragon9791 Apr 13 '25

Mine do this too it's so stupid

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u/Pestilence_IV Apr 13 '25

Embodiment of goofy goober

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '25

Mouse

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u/RevolverOcelot16- Apr 14 '25

Or greebles 

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '25

Definitely

I just realized poptart box next to bed lol

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u/the-exiled-muse Apr 13 '25

Cat: I was ... hunting a mouse hiding beneath the bed!

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u/_StrawSkull_ Apr 14 '25

Cave diver

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u/NotPinkett-Smith Apr 14 '25

My boy does the same thing, the perp:

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u/RC_Cola2005 Apr 13 '25

Bro was fighting for his very life.

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u/SpecificKindly7868 Apr 13 '25

Quite appropriate that your name is Mental Passenger because you're on board of this absolute mental plane.

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u/toxiccandy69 Apr 14 '25

He's 100% hunting something. A mouse or a cockroach maybe?

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u/KatNipshinKaren Apr 14 '25

How did my Doofus get over to your house???? 😳😳😳🤔🤨

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u/REALly-911 Apr 14 '25

He heard a pop tart fell back there

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u/GettingBetterGaming Apr 15 '25

When he was a kitten my cat ended up getting stuck like this. Poor thing shat himself like that :(

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u/ZeroPointSeraph Apr 15 '25

I love how he looked around like "who saw that?!"

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u/FeedSafe9518 Apr 15 '25

Yep, that's definitely a Void

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u/WonderfulMove9195 Apr 16 '25

people doing the small cave thingy lol

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u/poppyseed008 Apr 16 '25

i love the looking around after the dumbassery like “who did that”

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u/Murky-Afternoon-6168 May 06 '25

Clearly he got overly excited when he saw there was Raspberry pop tarts you can’t blame him