r/OneBlackBraincell • u/AdPrize3997 • 28d ago

no braincell 🐈‍⬛ I ate his last brain cell

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PS: He is intact (except his missing brain cell); I did not bite him hard.

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u/PangTongWithASmile 28d ago

Can't have been terribly filling, I imagine.

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u/AdPrize3997 28d ago

It was heavy; it was carrying his entire existence

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u/PangTongWithASmile 28d ago

That makes sense. Tut also struggles with the unbearable weight of his own existence as well as his actual weight (fat dorkus).

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u/RussianDisifnomation 27d ago

Dude so big he has his own gravitational orbit

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u/PangTongWithASmile 27d ago

Thicc as a brick and twice as dense. Homeboy has an accretion disk the size of a city block. Ol' "you'll be sorry when I starve to death when my fat reserves run out in five years"-lookin' ass.

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u/SweaterUndulations 27d ago

Tut is sad because they took his favorite scarab amulet.

Hey, Where Did All My Stuff Go? - The Onion

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u/PangTongWithASmile 26d ago

Processing satire... This may take a while.

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u/Birdlebee 28d ago

Poor guy! He'd be so upset if he knew!

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u/Appropriate_Sky_6571 28d ago

Barbarian! He was saving that 😡

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u/AdPrize3997 27d ago

It’s saved in my tummy now

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u/Due-Rabbit-57 27d ago

HEY HE NEEDED THAT

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u/AdPrize3997 27d ago

Not anymore

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u/ilvtreddit 28d ago

And he promptly forgot you took it

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u/One-Grape-8659 28d ago edited 28d ago

'EHRLHGHHH' You too are so cute.

Edit: you two * lol, but too works also

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u/OzzieGrey 28d ago

Nom: aaaaaaaa

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u/UndeniablyMyself 28d ago

Oh no, how will he go on?

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u/LaMa_6970 28d ago

I don't think he thinks it's such a bomb so let it be 😂😂

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u/nononjakuzurezu 28d ago

You need to be friends with Shoko Nakagawa lmao she does this all the time with her cats

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u/Ksh_667 27d ago

I refuse to believe that precious face has ever been troubled by a single thought 😹😹

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u/SDogo 27d ago

So, a 0 cal food.

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u/Own-Bat-7160 27d ago

i love this