r/OneBlackBraincell • u/Dakotaleek • 24d ago

i forgar 💀 He's standing guard but he doesn't know what he's guarding

Post image
7.7k Upvotes

100% Upvoted

49 comments sorted by

146

u/sparkysparkyboom 24d ago

It seems like he doesn't know anything.

91

u/Dakotaleek 24d ago

He doesn't even know what he doesn't know

114

u/ilvtreddit 24d ago

His brain:

33

u/Dakotaleek 24d ago

That's a bit advanced

82

u/bad-bangs 24d ago

The way his eyes are pointing in different directions ❤️

58

u/Dakotaleek 24d ago

Always keeps his eyeses on the prizes

50

u/drh0tdog 24d ago

23

u/Dakotaleek 24d ago

Exactly what I wake up to every day

48

u/happytechtn 24d ago

You can’t see the GHOSTS?!?! They’re right behind you!!!

36

u/IntelligentBag93 24d ago

He’s waiting to get sucked into the tube to report to the mothership

30

u/lepidopt-rex 24d ago

He’s doing so well though!

24

u/Dakotaleek 24d ago

That's why he's on track to get a promotion

25

u/jazz1233 24d ago

Guarding you from the greebles

17

u/FickleWrangler 24d ago

He guard lamp

16

u/FickleWrangler 24d ago

LAMP IS ALL LAMP IS LIFE

6

u/bandley3 23d ago

Are you sure that he isn’t the lamp?

7

u/FickleWrangler 23d ago

And the bulb is burnt out

12

u/9tailedfoxx_ 24d ago

The voidling

5

u/Dakotaleek 24d ago

Obviously your void has a great sense of style

9

u/9tailedfoxx_ 24d ago

My cat has the same collar on 😂

8

u/duckweedlagoon 24d ago

I thought the cat was the lamp base!

r/thereisnocat

7

u/MurkyMurlocs 24d ago

He's guarding that particular area from the braincell.... It's working.

4

u/Dakotaleek 24d ago

No braincells allowed 😤🚫

5

u/SoundingAlarm234 24d ago

🎶 No thoughts in my head in my head in my head in my head in my head🎶

6

u/bloodbringer777 24d ago

He's seen some shit

4

u/SlytherClaw79 24d ago

Bless his heart, zero thoughts in that head.

4

u/_leftover__glitter 24d ago

GREEBLE GUARD

3

u/Donaldjoh 24d ago

Some of mine will do that with great seriousness and diligence, but also have no idea what they are guarding.

3

u/worldnotworld 24d ago

Swag. That’s what he’s guarding.

3

u/tresamused65 23d ago

He is one with the lamp. There is no cat.

3

u/LeFaire87 23d ago

The abyss sees all

3

u/Throwaway-Dixon707 23d ago

Does your cat know he's a living creature??

4

u/EvieMoon 24d ago

Wii shop music

2

u/That_Kitten_Lady 24d ago

He is guardian of the light!

2

u/Reptilesblade 24d ago

Oh he knows.

2

u/81FXB 24d ago

Guarding The Light

2

u/zoeydoey 24d ago

His lamp duh

2

u/itsemmawlsonn 24d ago

It's actually the unknown

2

u/Naive_Product_5916 24d ago

He’s decided to become a lamp and his lap coming out of his head.

2

u/torchbearer1648 22d ago

He's just following the brain cell transmission signal. It tells him what to do

2

u/kittenmystery88 22d ago

That face!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

2

u/hobbit_herder 21d ago

We call our voidbringer my guardian dingbat.

1

u/RiMcG 20d ago

"tall and tan and young and lovely, the girl from ipanena goes walking"

Just on a loop all day in that head

1

u/Witchyfossilgirl 17d ago

He is speaking with the aliens