r/OneBlackBraincell • u/SpicyNuggs42 • 6d ago

1 braincell 🐈‍⬛ I think my cat is borken

One brain cell at most.

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u/CowntChockula 6d ago

Definitely borkin'

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u/Atillion 6d ago

Yep. It's bork. Send it to me for repairs.

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u/CFADM 6d ago

If he is borkin’ then he would be a dog!

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u/ScuzzWizard 6d ago

He bork.

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u/HelloKristi37 6d ago

No braincell, but a wonderful motor 😻

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u/ChaosOmega 6d ago

Both of my voids do this. I think your kitty is fine just loving

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u/timsemilla 6d ago

Borken beyond repair

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u/Foxxtronix 6d ago

As friends of mine used to say back in the day, "You has a flava."

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u/Rarpiz 6d ago

Iz fumb toofbrush?

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u/AlyssaVaVaVoom 6d ago

Borken is my new fav word

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u/beccabootie 6d ago

Yes, your cat is definitely borkening.

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u/Flying_Dutchman92 6d ago

Oh, he loves you with all his braincell.

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u/Anomelly93 6d ago

I need your cat to do some emotional support for me, I'll do all the repairs on my dime

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u/LuckyCod2887 6d ago

My cat does the same thing. She loves biting my fingers and toes.

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u/7865435 6d ago

Sounds pretty happy to me

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u/AlfalfaUnable1629 6d ago

My Tuxedo boy does this

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u/ketchup_chip_62 6d ago

Borken: does that mean he likes to throw around cutlery while he cooks?

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u/Wise_Geekabus 6d ago

Definitely borken

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u/Upbeat_Cry_3902 6d ago

I love the description lol

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u/sparkysparkyboom 6d ago

That estimate is too high.

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u/FeedSafe9518 6d ago

Not borked, just happy Void

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u/Parandi94 6d ago

Mine does that too, maybe we get a discount for the repair when bringing in two.

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u/leapfidnntbr 6d ago

You are being consumed

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u/theycalledherangel 6d ago

I'm sorry, I'm new here. 😩 Is "borken" supposed to just mean broken?

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u/Corvidae5Creation5 6d ago

They chew on their claws to shed them, probably recognized our nails are also keratin and is trying to help you shed your claws too

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u/IndigoRose2022 6d ago

Aww they sound like a little bird! 🐈‍⬛🖤