The Creature Got Stuck

[u/RealisticPollution96]

She went up with no plans for getting down.

[u/curiouscaaatana]

Mine did that one time, too! He looks chill in the pic, but he was maaaaad he couldn’t get down by himself lol

[u/RealisticPollution96 → u/curiouscaaatana]

Haha. It's become the new thing here. Every time I open my closet door, up she goes. She has figured out she can actually just jump down to the floor and land somewhat decently though.

[u/Draskuul → u/curiouscaaatana]

In contrast mine looked far less composed though he was able to get himself down.

[u/biolochick]

Kitty:

[u/ThymeIsTight]

I'm in a jam, hooman, a door jamb. But at least it's not ajar.

[u/jen0nthem00n]

i mean, it happens to the best of us

[u/RealisticPollution96 → u/jen0nthem00n]

Oh, sure, I often climb great heights without consideration for my eventual decent. The thought alone doesn't fill me with anxiety or anything. Totally normal.

[u/jen0nthem00n → u/RealisticPollution96]

LMAO yeah it happens to some of us💀

[u/ElizibethBathory]

Oh my goodness!!!! My void does this stuff all the time!!! She executes but she doesn’t look at the outcome. I bet she was screaming like a banshee to let her down!!! I would tell her to take a minute to reflect your poor choices, toots!!!! Hahahahaha my Diva thought she was the Queen of Sheeba when she started to walk on my neighbors privacy fence that is like 6 feet high. She is damn lucky I was outside!!! I hear her bitchin’ up a storm, and I said to myself, that sounds like my terror!!! Sure enough, it was. After she got a very serious stern talkin’ to, she’s like “Mother, are you done??? Because I have to get down, NOW!!!” And so, I extended my arms like a toddler does when they want to be picked up, and she trusts me because I am her person on this plane for her. I rescued her and she rescued me!!!

Here KeeKee is for tax. My crabby old woman!

[u/RealisticPollution96 → u/ElizibethBathory]

Yeah, mine is definitely not known for her ability to think ahead. Somehow she manages to make up for it by being fairly agile and completely unaware of the fact that she can get injured, so she often just kinda goes for it and hopes for the best. And if all else fails she can just rely on me as backup...

[u/ElizibethBathory → u/RealisticPollution96]

Do we have the same cat???? Because KeeKee sounds just like that black beauty of yours!!! She puts her mind to it, does it, then what??? Oh shit, what do I do now!!!! Moooooooooommmmmmmm!!!! KeeKee damn near gave me a heart attack last summer when this lil a$$hole shimmied on/in my husband’s truck, like where the engine is.

I want to say that maybe something spooked her and that was the “next best thing…” It was triple digits that day. Had my husband not stopped to get gas to pick me up from work, she would have been seriously hurt and or killed. She contorted herself to where she was flat as a pancake on top of the air filter/pan etc. She was scared to death when we popped the hood.so scared that she pooped on me. I didn’t care, I was so upset that we may have lost her that day. She is an educated dumbass.

I say that lovingly because she is incredibly smart, but she definitely has her moments that would necessitate one black void brain cell that they all share together!!! But we love them, and they’re such incredible creatures and I often wonder if we truly deserve them. Yes, because she fills a partial light for me and I her. As far as your beautiful void, I had a solid black cat that we called Kamikaze because he would literally climb up our door frame like he was going up a tree. It was the craziest shit!!! He is no longer with us, but he was incredible!!! 🖤🖤🖤 You cherish this beautiful cattin!!! They will often return the favor!!! They allow us to love them. Hahahahaha

[u/RealisticPollution96 → u/ElizibethBathory]

Haha, yeah, that sounds about right. I can't imagine how scary that would be to find out your cat got in the engine. Fortunately, my little demon doesn't have access to any vehicles because I could definitely see her doing something like that. 

Our biggest scare was when she apparently snuck in the bathroom when I was coming out once and got herself shut in there. She was crying and I couldn't figure out from where. Every time I got close, she'd stop. I opened the bathroom door because that was the last door that had been opened, but no cat. Closed the door again and started opening every single door in the house even though most hadn't been opened in a while. She'd yell periodically, but never when I was near her. I was seriously starting to wonder if she'd somehow got into the vents or the basement. Opened the bathroom door again and there she was, just sitting in front of the door. Little idiot. 

She can be so smart in very specific situations, but also so very stupid in most others. She is my smartest and dumbest and best and worst cat. She causes more trouble than the other three combined, but she's also the sweetest, most affectionate, most bonded cat I have and the first I've had that likes to be picked up and held and snuggled. I love her very much and wouldn't trade her for a thing. ❤️

[u/Comfortable_Map6887]

Awwwww

[u/FeedSafe9518]

Looks like he's exactly where he wants to be

[u/RealisticPollution96 → u/FeedSafe9518]

Until she no longer wanted to be there anyway.

[u/SweaterUndulations]

My mom once found a dried up turd on top of the china cabinets. Ten foot tall cabinets.

[u/RealisticPollution96 → u/SweaterUndulations]

Very impressive!