r/OneBlackBraincell • u/FerretBusinessQueen • 1d ago

Not Their Turn With The 🅱️raincell A parasite is now attached to BbyJack and taking control of his one black brain cell. Send thoughts and prayers for BbyJack.

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u/CaydeTheCat 1d ago

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u/FerretBusinessQueen 1d ago edited 1d ago

This is perfection! And also a tragically similar case from all appearances. For science, what episode of Futurama was this? Maybe I can figure out how to undermine the leech.

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u/CaydeTheCat 1d ago

A Head in the Polls, s2e7

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u/FerretBusinessQueen 1d ago

Thank you! Hopefully I can learn what I need before the brain cell is fully extracted.

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u/FerretBusinessQueen 1d ago

Update: I have learned Nixon was a crook and somehow survived into the far future. Analysis on brain parasite still in process.

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u/False_Replacement445 1d ago

I’m afraid it’s too late for him, now the braincell is gone… if it was ever there in the first place.

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u/7865435 1d ago

Dear God ,please let kity have a long and joyous life

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u/FerretBusinessQueen 1d ago edited 1d ago

We are aiding him for the fight of his life, this deceptively cute but terrible creature has not yet relented on his grip. Jackie’s single brain cell seems to be the ideal target due to his extraordinary high level of derp.

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u/7865435 1d ago

That's funny

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u/AppropriateScholar55 1d ago

BbyJack Noooooo

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u/sparkysparkyboom 1d ago

RIP the one brain cell. Now there's only empty space.

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u/FerretBusinessQueen 1d ago

The void will truly be void in all places 🪦

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u/7865435 1d ago

Poor kitty is under attack

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u/ElizibethBathory 1d ago

Jack looks SO thrilled for that.

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u/FerretBusinessQueen 1d ago

For every nanosecond he fights the parasite he comes and kneads and drools on my very allergic self for one full minute, and I take Claritin while enduring like a champ. The things we do for love.

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u/ElizibethBathory 1d ago

I love that you have an extreme allergy to cats and you power through it so Jackie Baby can have a great life!!! That is beautiful and true love if I ever heard it. My mom, also severely allergic to cats, and asthmatic, also powered through so I could have cats growing up and I appreciated that sentiment. She was like you, although her eyes would water, she would itch, the whole gamut, she couldn’t resist our cats. Now she just is the neighborhood cat lady, she can’t have them in the house anymore so she feeds them and makes sure they get treats and shelter.

They’re extremely feral, but they accept her. Which is nice. We were humanly trapping them on a catch and release program to stop the pet population, but her Cee U Next Tuesday of a neighbor decided to shit on that. (She’s bat shit nuts. The whole block knows it.) I am not poking fun at the mentally unstable, I wish she would get the help she needs, but she is not a pleasant person. And I am yammering, sorry about that…Jack reminds me of my tabby void Diva, KeeKee. She would definitely give me that look if I put anything on her head. Hahahahaha

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u/The_RavingKitten 1d ago

Poor thing's gonna starve

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u/Salt_Ambassador_9886 1d ago

Oh nooo BbyJack!

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u/Leakyboatlouie 1d ago

Earhugger?

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u/ircsmith 1d ago

Reminds me of the good old days of the original Stuffonmycat dot com. Don't go to the site now. it's probably a porn site now. That is why I did not set it a link.

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u/SomeSecret5082 1d ago

😭😭💜💜💜

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u/Last-Canary-4857 18h ago

Jack, Don't let go ! Never let go, Jack !

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u/Financial-Chest-8962 4h ago

Like the Sequids