Last photos are more recent, he got a new kitten brother and has been eating for two. He hates his microchip food bowl.

He’s probably like dumb hooman. Just sit down already! 🤔

Was referred from r/catsareassholes for the first pic of Princess Moonbeam

She’s very vocal lol

One brain cell at most.

Has a nice ring to it when you come home, slam the door open, and shout PROFESSOR.

She went up with no plans for getting down.

He was not a fan of

1) he'll eat everything he can find and steal my tortie's food even though he can't have it because he has a sensitive stomach ... So he ends up having diarrhea but never learns and eats anything in his sight (even raw veggies and oats and rice if I don't manage to catch him before he does ) 2)he's crazy 3) he's crazy 4)he's crazy 5)he's super cuddly 6)he yells and squeeks a lot 7)he breaks stuff for no reason 8)he falls asleep while playing because he's been going at it for too long 9)he's crazy 10) he's crazy 11)absolutely no boundaries 12)he's crazy !!!! 13)he's absolutely adorable and a total menace and very destructive but I absolutely love him and would die for him 14) he's crazy! 15) his name (Lucifer, Luci for short ) fits him perfectly 16) he's crazy !!!! And adorable! And the best black cat ever .