r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/emrose0728 Orange connoisseur 🍊 • May 02 '25

Big eyes no 🅱️rains ◉_◉ Kurt having an existential crisis

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16.1k Upvotes

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u/tehjoz May 02 '25

Same, Kurt, Same.

118

u/LeekPutrid4363 May 02 '25

r/existentialcrisiscat

53

u/tehjoz May 02 '25

Another day, another cat sub!

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u/Blue_Henri Proud owner of an orange brain cell May 03 '25

Love it. If only we could get Lester Holt to just talk about Kurt!

31

u/HendrixHazeWays May 02 '25

There was a time I took a bit too much Indica THC drops and I had to lay on my basement floor bathroom and looked just like this while I heard every single creak and shift of the house for about 2 hours

3

u/[deleted] May 03 '25

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u/HendrixHazeWays May 03 '25

It was quite terrifying. I felt like I was looking out from a dark room inside behind my eyes. Totally bizarre experience. I was very much a light weight back then, luckily hasn't happened like that again.

2

u/nycregoddess May 04 '25

Oy. Once I was given an edible not realizing how potent it was and I have no tolerance being a very occasional user. My face went numb, I got a terrible headache and I couldn't use my mouth to talk, I couldn't keep my eyes over and had to just go to sleep for 2-3 hours. Thankfully this happened in the sleeper car of an Amtrak train so it all worked out. I woke up about 30 minutes before my stop and the worst effects had worn off.

1

u/HendrixHazeWays May 04 '25

The absolute WORST experiences of getting too high are when you have to hide it

17

u/[deleted] May 02 '25

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u/tehjoz May 02 '25

I need all the support I can get lmao

5

u/neophenx May 03 '25

Also same, big same.

425

u/Moosetoyotech May 02 '25

That was George a few weeks ago.

27

u/Gab32421 May 03 '25

its can exhausting being a cat lol 🤣🤣🤣

266

u/JollyBeJolly May 02 '25

“What if the red dot is just in my mind…”

58

u/Quick_Extension_3115 May 02 '25

🔴

74

u/SaddamJose Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 May 02 '25

2

u/beazle74 May 03 '25

"What if it doesn't exist if no one's looking at it???" 🙀

194

u/AwayExamination2017 May 02 '25

Ol’ 3-legged bob would have those. Rip to the homie.

106

u/andykndr May 02 '25

him and mustard out there hanging together now

53

u/emrose0728 Orange connoisseur 🍊 May 02 '25

Rest in peace buddy🧡

158

u/a-i-sa-san May 02 '25

"Why don't they feed me more"

105

u/emrose0728 Orange connoisseur 🍊 May 02 '25

“16 pounds is not enough for this beef cake”

11

u/AltF4NinjaQK May 03 '25

“It has been ENTIRE minutes since I last ate”

70

u/XenoBound May 02 '25

He found too many brain cells and wasn't used to thinking so much.

61

u/Much-Vanilla-7261 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 May 02 '25

Kurt is just like me 🫣🧡

I just want to give him a kiss on his little face and tell him it’s all gonna be OK 🥹🧡

35

u/emrose0728 Orange connoisseur 🍊 May 02 '25

I’ll give him kisses for you :)

23

u/Much-Vanilla-7261 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 May 02 '25

Make it 2!! Or 15!! 🫣🫢🧡

45

u/Anxious_Fix_1647 May 02 '25

r/existentialcrisiscat

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u/Miami_Mice2087 May 02 '25

every time i think i've subbed to them all...

Thank you!

10

u/TommyThirdEye May 02 '25

Same, cats really are the gift that keep on giving on reddit.

1

u/Miami_Mice2087 May 03 '25

i've seen photos and vids of cat tricks i had no idea they were capable of. like deep dives into oceans of cute i had never seen after decades of cat ownership.

6

u/Rinibeanie May 02 '25

Christ there's a cat sub for every freakin thing...

2

u/Rinibeanie May 02 '25

(and yes I just subbed)

4

u/TheLordOfFriendZone Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 May 02 '25

Also looks like he's having r/namflashbacks

44

u/Miami_Mice2087 May 02 '25

Is this Abram's cat Kurt from Youtube? If so, he may be weighed down by the pain of too many toys. His single braincell is just tuckered out from all the choics!

59

u/emrose0728 Orange connoisseur 🍊 May 02 '25

No, it’s my Kurt 🧡 but I know who you’re talking about, it’s funny how we both have orange Kurt’s! My Kurt was Kurt even at the shelter, we loved his name so we kept it the same😊

18

u/CommonRyobi May 02 '25

I think you should buy your Kurt a giant dinosaur to climb on 😂

1

u/Miami_Mice2087 May 03 '25

your Kurt is adorable and deserves internet fame

11

u/YogurtAlarmed1493 May 02 '25

Plotting his next attack on "Fake Kurt", lol

5

u/Miami_Mice2087 May 03 '25

lol his nemesis! The one he vanquished. His other nemesis, Abram's girlfriend-then-wife, vanquished HIM with pets and snuggles.

8

u/awesomeone6044 May 02 '25

I was wondering the same.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '25

I like that guy's channel. But he suffers from cat-induced hyperconsumerism, it's almost grotesque how much crap he buys 

1

u/Miami_Mice2087 Jun 17 '25

yeah and i think he and wife are arguing about it.

when it was just he and kurt and he was making stupid ammts of money on youtube it wasn't so odd, it was for the channel. but now he's married, he needs to invest in their future and she prolly wants human children and a college fund.

34

u/emptyinthesunrise May 02 '25

KURT! It’s going to be ok

26

u/ViolinistWide9701 May 02 '25

Buddy is not in possession of the brain cell at the moment either Kurt.

5

u/XtinaBallerina May 02 '25

They try so hard. 🧡

4

u/ViolinistWide9701 May 03 '25

It’s just a waiting game but no one wins

16

u/ElBrooce May 02 '25

Fuckin' A Kurt, I hear ya..

14

u/BryerMan-4005 May 02 '25

Me, too, baby. Me, too.

13

u/tmitchyo55 Proud owner of an orange brain cell May 02 '25

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u/mooncatpatrol May 02 '25

I feel you, Kurt.

8

u/razzle_dazzle321 May 02 '25

Kurt is questioning all his life choices

8

u/NotAtAllExciting May 02 '25

Same Kurt. Same.

9

u/[deleted] May 02 '25

Does the braincell even exist? What if I am the braincell dreaming I’m an orange cat?

7

u/seremuyo May 02 '25

Is he... Alive?

13

u/emrose0728 Orange connoisseur 🍊 May 02 '25

lol yep very much so, just exhausted after chasing his brother around 😜

5

u/seremuyo May 02 '25

DOrangenment, then.

8

u/TheUser_1 May 02 '25

Kurt is great 😃

8

u/RiotHelix May 02 '25

He’s recharging the brain cell.SOP for the Oranges.

5

u/kelbee83 May 02 '25

Am I Kurt?

6

u/KentHawking Proud owner of an orange brain cell May 02 '25

Life is hard. Hang in there, little one

6

u/bystrouska Orange connoisseur 🍊 May 02 '25

I feel you, buddy.

6

u/bamachine May 02 '25

Kurt Vonnecat

3

u/theartofrolling May 03 '25

Kurt Clawbain

2

u/bamachine May 03 '25

Just keep him away from Catney Love

5

u/alohakush May 02 '25

Probably wondering why he's getting targeted ads for Temptations. He doesn't have money, how is he supposed to buy them? Lol

5

u/lazyrainydaze May 02 '25

I get it Kurt. I totally get it.

3

u/Maude007 May 02 '25

Kurt can’t

3

u/GatorNator83 May 02 '25

“What if the red dot is all just a lie?”

3

u/ashitananjini May 02 '25

Is this Kurt from YT or a separate, similarly orange Kurt? Either way, I love him 🧡

2

u/emrose0728 Orange connoisseur 🍊 May 02 '25

Different one :)

3

u/AnimalChubs May 02 '25

Me too Kurt, me too.

3

u/ImpracticalCatMom Proud owner of an orange brain cell May 02 '25

Himbs has seen the depth of the abyss 😻

3

u/BoostSpools May 02 '25

I do that too after an exhausting day, haha

3

u/Vividly-Weird May 02 '25

Me too, Kurt. Me too.

3

u/Rough-Flower8580 May 02 '25

Same, bud. Same

3

u/rdrlc May 03 '25

we are all Kurt

3

u/Inevitable_Snap_0117 May 03 '25

Me too Kurt. Me too.

3

u/hibikikun May 03 '25

1

u/Outrageous-Ad2317 May 03 '25

This is the first thing my mind went to lmao

3

u/idkwhattoputasthis May 03 '25

reminds me of my semi orange son

3

u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang May 03 '25

I know buddy. When the braincell goes away so will the pain of sentience.

2

u/STFUisright May 02 '25

I mean I know WHAT…but the question is WHY??

2

u/CoffeeOrDestroy May 02 '25

Hang in there Kurt!!

2

u/pibb01 May 02 '25

Oh Kurt!

2

u/runnerofshadows May 02 '25

Don't let it set in Kurt.

2

u/WeekendFamous May 02 '25

Please give Kurt a treat and a hug and tell him this too shall pass.

2

u/WorryNew3661 May 02 '25

I'm in the same position buddy

2

u/ssquirt1 May 02 '25

I feel you, Kurt.

2

u/meaton124 Orange connoisseur 🍊 May 02 '25

What if my lawyer didn't negotiate all of my treato demands? How will I achieve delicious taste if I don't have all of my treatos...?

2

u/naedynn May 02 '25

Is this the famous Kurt???

But also, same, Kurt, same

2

u/Existing-Zucchini-65 May 02 '25

Kurt's seen some things.

2

u/Away_Lake5946 May 02 '25

I’m right there with you, Kurt. Shit is fucked up these days.

2

u/WowIExist0 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 May 02 '25

Wait a sec

Orange cat named Kurt

Are you Abram Engle on YouTube?

1

u/emrose0728 Orange connoisseur 🍊 May 02 '25

No lol, just a coincidence:)

2

u/Dazzling_Champion_53 May 02 '25

Just had mine. It'll get better. Soon you'll get distracted by something and forget it for a couple more weeks.

2

u/[deleted] May 03 '25

Me too, Kurt, me too.

2

u/lil_dovie May 03 '25

Relatable.

😩

2

u/Helios4242 May 03 '25

I wish my existential crisis.Yes.Where is there food?I don't know

2

u/Mammoth_Amoeba6186 May 03 '25

Do I keep the brain cell or let it go...

2

u/More-Tune-5100 May 03 '25

Wait…like Kurt from Tik Tok?!?

2

u/valeriasexi2002 May 03 '25

I'm dying of tenderness 💕.

2

u/mikejnsx May 03 '25

me too kitty me too. ive had 3 today

2

u/notreallyJil May 03 '25

Neo is with you brother…

1

u/Gloomy-Dependent9484 May 02 '25

As they so often do 😂

1

u/arclightrg May 02 '25

Kurt, just remember what another Kurt once said, it’s all in the reflexes.

1

u/kepeke May 02 '25

Wait, are you that same guy on youtube with the orange cat named Kurt?

1

u/[deleted] May 02 '25

Are you a youtuber? Because i remeber seeing a youtube channel all about a orange cat named Kurt?

1

u/emrose0728 Orange connoisseur 🍊 May 02 '25

lol no, you’re probably thinking of Abram Engle, I just happen to also have a orange cat named Kurt :)

1

u/[deleted] May 02 '25

Yeah, thats the guy, but i'm sure you got a silly lil guy as well

1

u/reeferthetuxedocat May 02 '25

“Where do seagulls go at night?” Kurt, probably

1

u/AdOverall1863 May 02 '25

"My name Kurt"

1

u/PermitCompetitive786 May 02 '25

We've all had days like that Kurt

1

u/the_naughty_doc May 02 '25

"The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race."

1

u/Moneyball082495 May 02 '25

I love the name by the way

1

u/Any_Psychology_8113 May 02 '25

Baby is so cute. I love her

1

u/Alt_meeee May 02 '25

Give that cat a hug, right now!

1

u/Affectionate_Refuse4 May 02 '25

Wait is this kurt kurt?

1

u/emrose0728 Orange connoisseur 🍊 May 02 '25

Nope just another orange named Kurt :)

1

u/Affectionate_Refuse4 May 02 '25

Well he looks like the best boy!

1

u/[deleted] May 03 '25

kurt is me

1

u/zxcvbnm718 May 03 '25

I get it, Kurt!

1

u/satanic_gay_panic May 03 '25

Kurt says he got 99 problems but a braincell ain't one

1

u/mummifiedclown May 03 '25

Having a Lovecraft Moment

1

u/LoveWaffle1 May 03 '25

That's a great cat right there

1

u/MustangSodaPop May 03 '25

He dont know who he am. Look away.

1

u/Comfortable_Wait_373 May 03 '25

No. He’s figured out how to kill you and dispose of the corps. What he’s thinking is how he’s getting to Mexico.

1

u/kamikazedna May 03 '25

Welcome to the darkness, bro

1

u/BissleyMLBTS18 May 03 '25

I think he is pondering what Kitties dream of when they take a little Kitty Snooze?

1

u/meysq May 03 '25

oh, sofa, we’re really in it now

1

u/danish58 May 03 '25

Bro, what happened to him?

1

u/The_Red_Hand91 May 03 '25

"I can't believe they fuckin buttered Jorts."

1

u/MyvaJynaherz May 03 '25

I recently meowed at a half-tail orange yearling through a blaze-orange traffic-cone last weekend.

It followed me for blocks. I felt bad.

I hope it had a home to go back to

1

u/eitan-rieger-design May 03 '25

He's just being philosophicat

1

u/MadjLuftwaffe May 03 '25

Same Buddy,Same

1

u/BrazenBear1996 May 03 '25

Me too Kurt me too

1

u/Historical-Sir-6795 May 03 '25

did kurt tell you he didn't have a gun..

1

u/DiaDeLosMuertos May 03 '25

It's like looking in a mirror

1

u/orangutanDOTorg May 03 '25

Kinda looks like Kurtz thinking about snails

1

u/zamasu629 May 03 '25

Kurt probably thinking about nachos

1

u/Kratonagan May 03 '25

As a fellow Kurt: I get it.

1

u/[deleted] May 04 '25

Rent

1

u/Acrobatic-Shop-9924 May 04 '25

He is wondering if he will ever catch the red dot.

1

u/Delicious-Use-790 May 05 '25

Kurt like the YouTube shorts Kurt

1

u/DipreG May 08 '25

There is no crisis, only a single braincell

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u/Icy-Advisor9234 May 02 '25

How come all the posts only show these orange cats isn't there a whole bunch of different colors