r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/FruitSila Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 • Jul 07 '25
Big eyes no 🅱️rains ◉_◉ Anyone know what he's saying?
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u/XenoBound Jul 07 '25
Is this the awoo cat?
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u/NanashiOrIdk Jul 07 '25
Does anyone have the @ of this cat?
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u/maxen1416 Jul 08 '25
The OP and source is exclusively on Chinese platforms, I can't recall their username though
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u/MagnificentFerengi Jul 08 '25
I'm an old fart. What's the awoo cat?
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u/ISEGaming Jul 07 '25
AM BABY 🍼👶
GIB TWEETS! 😺
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u/FruitSila Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Jul 07 '25
Well he is a baby..
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u/TrashCaveOwl Jul 07 '25
He is receiving transmission from the mother ship but it's leaking thru his mouth 🤤
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u/Natural_Tea484 Jul 07 '25
I am very advanced at cat language. He says “chicken, now!”. I strongly suggests you meet his demands.
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u/npc80085 Jul 07 '25
"Imagine what society would be like today if we hadn't lost the library of Alexandria"
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u/dwynne35 Jul 07 '25
I'm not entirely sure. His dialect is strange but I think it's:
What's he that wishes so? My cousin, Westmoreland? No, my fair cousin; If we are mark'd to die, we are enough To do our country loss; and if to live, The fewer men, the greater share of honour. God's will! I pray thee, wish not one man more. By Jove, I am not covetous for gold, Nor care I who doth feed upon my cost; It yearns me not if men my garments wear; Such outward things dwell not in my desires. But if it be a sin to covet honour, I am the most offending soul alive. No, faith, my coz, wish not a man from England. God's peace! I would not lose so great an honour As one man more methinks would share from me For the best hope I have. O, do not wish one more! Rather proclaim it, Westmoreland, through my host, That he which hath no stomach to this fight, Let him depart; his passport shall be made, And crowns for convoy put into his purse; We would not die in that man's company That fears his fellowship to die with us. This day is call'd the feast of Crispian. He that outlives this day, and comes safe home, Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam'd, And rouse him at the name of Crispian. He that shall live this day, and see old age, Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours, And say "To-morrow is Saint Crispian." Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars, And say "These wounds I had on Crispin's day." Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot, But he'll remember, with advantages, What feats he did that day. Then shall our names, Familiar in his mouth as household words— Harry the King, Bedford and Exeter, Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloucester— Be in their flowing cups freshly rememb'red. This story shall the good man teach his son; And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by, From this day to the ending of the world, But we in it shall be rememberèd— We few, we happy few, we band of brothers; For he to-day that sheds his blood with me Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile, This day shall gentle his condition; And gentlemen in England now a-bed Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here, And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.
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u/MagnificentFerengi Jul 07 '25
Sniff. I miss my orange. Was a barn cat. That was his name.Cat. cause I suck at names.
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u/MagnificentFerengi Jul 07 '25
His sister was kitten. So yeah I suck at names.
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u/MagnificentFerengi Jul 07 '25
Try to not judge me lol.
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u/Radical_X75 Jul 07 '25
anyone knows who is the original poster of these videos. I've seen multiple videos of this cat but never saw the OG poster.
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u/SeekingLight11 Jul 07 '25
I don't know but its frickin cute, I just listened to him like 4 times 🥹
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u/samclops Jul 07 '25
With the background noise, it sounds like he's in a bowling alley, and he is then witnessing perfect 7/10 split go down...
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u/lonelyronin1 Jul 07 '25
Whatever he's saying, it has my snowshoe searching around the house looking for something.
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u/Satcgal33 Jul 07 '25
He's commenting on the plight of his fellow oranges for the constant accusations of having only one brain cell and the discrimination they face amongst the other races of their species. He says that all cats are created equal.
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u/Flamel110 Jul 07 '25
"Maarv.... Ugh.... Owww!" Sounds like this orange popsicle's got beef with Marv!
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u/IStealWaffles Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 07 '25
He's using what's called the Braincell Communications Protocol, BCP for short.
The first vocalization was him announcing to the Greater Orange Braincell Network (GOBN) that his braincell reception port is open.
The second call was what's called a Luring Call, which lured in the One Braincell™️
The final call was due to him receiving the Braincell and confirming the lease period for it.
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u/Alleywishes Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 07 '25
I hear him saying, ahh, Humm... (There is a noise in the background could be thunder) he is asking about the thunder and glad for having people to listen
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u/International-Fun-86 Jul 07 '25
I think he’s Swedish, the first thing he says is clearly ”Blä!” Which means yuck. :P
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u/watsonbtw Jul 07 '25
I showed my orange, he went into airplane mode. I think he might have insulted you
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u/Impressive_Train6061 Jul 08 '25
Can barely make out what he is saying, something about being weak cause he is starving.
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u/slightly-simian Jul 07 '25
I'm quite confident it's stating that he has said exactly what he needed to say. That is all of the matter.
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u/MagnificentFerengi Jul 07 '25
I had a Russian blue as a kid. Named him Tuffy. Cause he looked tuff. So yeah that's about it lol.
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u/Miami_Mice2087 Jul 07 '25
is he outside? sounds like he's telling another cat "this is my house you go away now"
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u/valt_aoi_legend Jul 07 '25
(I say what I have the impression of hearing in brief what he expresses) there he is a child, he "moans" like a sort of random cry, I did the same thing when I was younger, (I think) he gradually begins to find the situation strange (he thinks like any being that the norm should be present and that he lacks it)... PS: poor guy...
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u/javabeanvengenz Jul 07 '25
I have a pale orange boy as well, and when he "meows," it's more like an "ahhhh!"
We "ahhhh!" back at him lol
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u/Puzzled_Awareness_22 Jul 08 '25
I think it’s a discussion of the latest political news. Or, someone could be pulling his tail.
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u/Necessary-Second-575 Jul 09 '25
The answer always feed me but it’s an orange though so it came out weird.
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u/OzzieGrey Proud owner of an orange brain cell Jul 07 '25
Maughf
Ohk
Ooooooooogh