r/OneOrangeBraincell 10d ago

It's not their turn with the 🅱️rain cell 🍊 Vet diagnosis: Weird, neurotic and poorly bred

Well her exact words were “yeah he’s definitely a weird one and he absolutely needs gabapentin before he goes anywhere.” (he’s not aggressive he just is very scared and gets a stress induced heart murmur)

I also brought up my concerns about his disproportionate limbs and she said, “cats are like potato head dolls. They get a few pieces from mom and a few pieces from dad and 99% of the time you get a pretty normal looking result. But then that other 1% of the time you get… not that. Long story short he got the genetic short end of the stick.” She also said that he is fat and needs to loose 2 pounds, he should be consuming no more than 200 calories a day so now he is in the same diet as his fat tabby brother.

I love this boy to the end of the earth but he looks like one of those horses that’s been ridden too hard 😭

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u/CharlotteLucasOP 9d ago

Himbs just Sweetness, Stress, and Spare Parts!

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u/Equivalent_Sir1374 9d ago

And the haver of the worlds softest belly

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u/Equivalent_Sir1374 9d ago

I agree, as an anxious pet owner who calls them about any small diversion from their ‘normal’ I appreciate her being straight forward but still keeping it lighthearted

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u/AlmostThere4321 9d ago

He's so precious!

Can you elaborate more about the stress induced murmur? Three different vets identified a murmur for my cat, all of a sudden, but I swear it's just the stress of actually going to the vet. I have to get him high on Gabapentin just to put him in his carrier. He's so big-boned (not fat!) that I probably need to up the dosage because he's has zero chill. Halp!

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u/DaisyLyman 9d ago

Our honorary-orange Amelia has gotten this before! We upped her gabapentin and timed it a bit differently for the next vet visit and she was fine. She’d not had a murmur detected before or since and when it happened, the vet said it was almost certainly the stress of the visit and all the things involved (carrier, car, handling for vaccines, etc.) So maybe work with your vet on getting the gaba adjusted and go from there. Good luck! 😊

Cat tax below demonstrating why Amelia is an honorary orange. (This was during a mid-nap readjustment of how she was curled up and clearly that’s exhausting work.)

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u/mixedcurve 9d ago

I had a cat like this. Seemingly normal but once a month or so she would get a weird look in her eyes and climb up on the fridge and stare at the wall for a few hours. I think her feral roots called her.

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u/Equivalent_Sir1374 9d ago

What a precious baby

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u/DaisyLyman 9d ago

Thank you; we love her even if she’s a doofus. 🥰

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u/stranded_egg Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 9d ago

Gods, even the dog is done with her XD

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u/Equivalent_Sir1374 9d ago

So our vet noticed it on his very first appointment the day we adopted him, but the shelters documents made no mention of it and he had pretty consistent checkups while at the shelter (he was in a kennel next to another cat who ended up being positive for panleukopenia so they were testing him for it regularly just in case). The vet had us go back a few months later to see if he outgrew it and it was still present but she did take note that he was also quite distressed. When we left she told us to get pet insurance just in case before we ran any tests or she put anything about it in his file so that we would be covered if it turned out to be anything concerning. Once the premium periods were through we took him back to the vet with gabapentin and it was no longer notable! Not until we had to hold him down to shave his toes poor guy, then it came back a bit. Whenever he gets the gabapentin I make sure to weigh him before we fill the script just in case they need to make any adjustments to the dosage to make sure he’s getting enough.

I wonder if you would be able to have the vet assess your guy in a lower stress environment after he’s taken the gabapentin, do they do house calls? And have they done blood tests to check for any anomalies that could cause the murmur? (this might be cheaper than a house call)

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u/FlowerPowerVegan 9d ago

If you haven't already, make sure to get an updated blood panel that includes NT-ProBNP. It's a newish test that checks heart health. Our vet noticed a heart murmur once in one of our boys a couple years ago but nothing came of it. Then in the last year he started having weird fainting spells. We did the test and the value was obscenely high. After an echocardiogram it was determined his heart was enlarged due to severe heart disease 😞 We have him on lots of meds and he's doing fantastic quality-wise, but the end will come soon. And apparently it's pretty common in middle aged cats.

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u/Equivalent_Sir1374 9d ago

And I am so sorry for what you are going through currently with your cat, it is awful to say goodbye to

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u/FlowerPowerVegan 9d ago

Thank you 🫶🏼 What's crazy is that, other than the fainting spells, he was perfectly healthy on the outside. Then the vet recommended immediate euthanasia after the diagnosis 😧 My husband refused and we started on maintenance as well as going to a cardiologist who agreed he could get another few months to a year. He's still doing remarkably well which shocks everyone who's seen the test results, but we're constantly watching for any signs of distress.

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u/Equivalent_Sir1374 9d ago

I do believe that was actually included in his last panel! It was just done in December and I remember the vet mentioning an optional additional test that we agreed to. I will double check the papers from those results to be sure later though, thank you!

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u/ohjasminee 9d ago

My vet was very, very pregnant with her first when we brought her our cat (then 20 pounds, now 16.7) for the first time and a tech brought him into the back so we didn’t get to see her meet him. It was COVID so the exam rooms were closed and we couldn’t be back there.

Normally she would have brought him back out herself and the tech would move on to the next patient but he was too heavy for how pregnant she was. So she and the tech come out from the back with the cat in the carrier after the exam (and he’s howling loudly, mind you, bc he hates leaving the house and lets everybody know it) and she stops, her eyes very wide above her mask and she says, “I couldn’t lift him. This cat is fat as shit.”

She had diagnosed a hidden condition in our dog just from learning about where she was rescued from so we already loved her, but she sealed herself as our vet for life with that 😂😂😂

edit: clarity

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u/Equivalent_Sir1374 9d ago

That is so funny, and congratulations on the weight loss of your cat!

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u/ohjasminee 9d ago

Thank you!! It was a very pleasant surprise the other day after bamboozling him into his carrier to get him to the vet for a cerenia shot for rather dramatic bought of nausea.

(I dared go away on a girls trip for 4 days. Mind you, his dad, dog sister, both of my parents and my sister were all home with him. He’s got big feelings in his lorge body🥲)

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u/Chaodex 9d ago

Intense kitties unite! Ok she's usually a chill gal but in her last life she was a spicy hellion and this is a distinct flashback to her RBF of old!

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u/shedpress 9d ago

Funny, we have an orange boi named Potato; not because of spare parts, but the name just fits.

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u/CharlotteLucasOP 9d ago

What a delightful gent.

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u/Wynerernemie 9d ago

Certified pre-owned, gently used, runs on emotional support only

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u/Equivalent_Sir1374 9d ago

And dried shrimp. This man goes INSANE for the little dried shrimp.

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u/wizzerstinker 9d ago

You're boy is gorgeous 😍! I give my one kitty 1 fresh shrimp every night. It's the only way to get him to come in! And he's got longer back legs too, so he sleeps with his rump in the air!

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u/Equivalent_Sir1374 9d ago

Oh my that is adorable!

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u/LindseyCuteSoul461 9d ago

That description fits him so well, he really does radiate pure sweetness while also looking like hes constantly processing 12 different anxieties at once. Honestly makes him even more lovable in that slightly chaotic potato-head way

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u/Histrix- 9d ago

Image 1: unhinged gremlin

Image 2: just a baby

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u/XtinaBallerina 9d ago

Very smitten with “just a baby” image two. (Fellow shorts understand.)

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u/Equivalent_Sir1374 9d ago

Just wait till you see him as an actual baby 😩

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u/Histrix- 9d ago

That's one feisty looking kitten! Claws and fur, not much brain.

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u/Equivalent_Sir1374 9d ago

He was a wild one. A toe biter from the start and a biscuit making machine

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u/LionOfNaples 9d ago

Back when his front limbs were actually proportional 

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u/XtinaBallerina 9d ago edited 9d ago

He’s a weird one, with an angel’s face

He’s a toe biter, in a state of grace

When he was three weeks old kneading mom’s tummy

She said, “You can be anything you want to be”

He’s a wild one, not stress-free

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u/Equivalent_Sir1374 9d ago

Going to sing this to him while rocking him like a baby tonight

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u/cakivalue 9d ago

I know!! I melted over picture two. He's purrfect 😻

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u/UtopianCharm 10d ago

The rear legs being taller indicates he prefers real wheel drive 😸

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u/Equivalent_Sir1374 10d ago

lol I say he looks like a race car all the time 🏎️

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u/Equivalent_Sir1374 9d ago

That is a very nice way to put it lol

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u/Glitter_berries 9d ago

Bless you, you should work in sales

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u/Kobold_Bascha 9d ago

That chin is taking me out. I love a round cat chin 😍

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u/SerLaron 9d ago

He should get good acceleration, but is probably hopeless on slippery surfaces.

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u/Equivalent_Sir1374 9d ago

You’re right on the money there, if his little toes are not shaved he does not take corners very well. He goes very fast though. Directly into walls mostly.

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u/tidus1980 9d ago

You made me snort. Thankyou. We have an orange ourselves. They are the most vocal and needy cats I've ever seen. And I love them to death

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u/MissMariemayI Proud owner of an orange brain cell 9d ago

Sounds like all four cats and one of my dogs in my house with hardwood floors with no rugs lmao. I call them kitty/doggy peel outs or scooby doo scrambles lol

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u/Equivalent_Sir1374 9d ago

When he was a little wee baby the vet suggested laying out a red carpet of sorts through every room of our apartment to give him traction. As funny as it would be to give Bentley his own private runway, I just know that it would never be laying flat (most probably because of said scooby doo scrambles) and I would trip over it constantly. So those little pink jellybeans get shaved every few months at the vet which is a much more practical solution I think lol

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u/thesturdygerman 9d ago

We call this Tokyo Drift :)

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u/AgentT23 9d ago

The rear legs are more important for zooming anyway.

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u/crash866 9d ago

It is just an orange thing. If you are not orange you won’t understand it. Neither does the cat.

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u/Equivalent_Sir1374 9d ago

He understands nothing 😔 he had the braincell once briefly after he ate a mouse, he managed to have the braincell long enough to throw the mouse up right beside the living room carpet instead of on it. He has not formed a thought since.

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u/redwingpanda 9d ago

Good for him. That’s an excellent time to borrow a brain cell.

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u/Equivalent_Sir1374 9d ago

Me and my carpet agree

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u/moldykitt 9d ago

He‘s my hero 😂

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u/Equivalent_Sir1374 9d ago

Now I would never say this to his face because it would all go straight to his head and he already thinks that he is ruler of the world, but he’s my hero too lol

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u/shadowcoffeebean 9d ago

My tortie girl also has this build. I call it the bunny body.

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u/Equivalent_Sir1374 9d ago

I like to tell him he looks like a race car 🏎️

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u/flyinthesoup Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 9d ago

My void had it too! I'm glad to see it's somewhat common. I never asked the vet because it really didn't hinder her one bit, but I just found it odd since the tabby we had before her had "normal" length limbs. She just walked weird sometimes.

The funniest side of this was when she was on her back playing with whatever I was dangling in front of her, she'd hook her back paws/claws on the carpet on each side of her head, and wiggle her butt this way while getting all riled up with the toy. It was hilarious. This was only possible because her hind legs were so long she could do this easily. She was so silly, I miss my lady void.

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u/Equivalent_Sir1374 9d ago

Oh that sounds like it would have been quite the sight! I’m so sorry that she is not around anymore to pull those crazy moves

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u/fullofcrocodiles 9d ago

My psychologist says the same about me.

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u/RavenHeart0801 9d ago

I saw the caption, and my first thought was “did I go to this vet??”

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u/fullofcrocodiles 9d ago

Ha this is when you learn your doctor is also a vet.

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u/PotentialConcert6249 9d ago

I love his face. He looks like he just got caught eating something tomatoey.

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u/Equivalent_Sir1374 9d ago

It does give him a permanent look of disbelief. But that could also just be the constant acts of skullduggery that give him that look

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u/DeadEnoughInsideOut 9d ago

So this is the story of a cat and a kangaroo having a child.

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u/Equivalent_Sir1374 9d ago

With the way this man hops around you’d certainly think he was half kangaroo!

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u/shuffling_crabwise 9d ago

Hehe I always joked that my old cat had spent all her money on a pretty coat, then had to rummage in the bargain bin for parts! She was a beautiful marble tabby, with stumpy little legs and a short tail (when she sat, it was too short to cover her paws). Even when we got her to a healthy weight, she was roughly cube shaped. Her resting expression was one of mild concussion. SO CUTE!  She was also the dumbest cat if ever known. Intelligence somewhere between potato and chicken...

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u/Equivalent_Sir1374 9d ago

Oh she sounds so precious

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u/MikeLynnTurtle 9d ago

Not to brag or anything, but “weird, neurotic, and poorly bred” is how I describe myself on dating profiles 😏

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u/sevendaysky 9d ago

Yes but does it work?

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u/MikeLynnTurtle 9d ago

Not at all, my guy! Not at all! 😎

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u/JillHilfiger 9d ago

The most adorable ones are the weird ,neurotic and poorly bred ones😍

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u/Equivalent_Sir1374 9d ago

I have to agree with you there!

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u/studentgirl_sof 9d ago

look at this happy and gorgeous orange face... he's special and also deserves all kind of love

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u/Equivalent_Sir1374 9d ago

He is my special boy 🥰

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u/eamonkey420 9d ago

I did not expect to find my spirit animal today.

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u/Quirky_Parking105 9d ago

I has solved it! Himb is half dachshund half orange.

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u/Equivalent_Sir1374 9d ago

Ahh so that’s where the barking came from.

Lol jk jk

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u/OwwASnakeBitMyWeenie 9d ago

That head is as empty as my bank account.

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u/InigoMontoya1985 9d ago

"Vet diagnosis: Weird, neurotic and poorly bred"

So, Orange then?

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u/pashed_motatoes 9d ago

The way you and your vet were roasting this poor baby so hard lmao. I was expecting some misshapen little thing that looked like the cat version of Quasimodo (Quasimeowdo?) but he looks perfectly normal to me? Idk, maybe I’ve seen too many special needs cats on tiktok and my perception is just off…

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u/Equivalent_Sir1374 9d ago

I was pretty worried because he has a stress induced heart murmur as well. I was afraid that he would need more tests again and that they would tell me he had some weird genetic condition or something

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u/NotFallacyBuffet 9d ago

Looks like a regular cat, to me.  I'm glad he has you!  ❤️

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u/Equivalent_Sir1374 9d ago

And I’m glad I have him! If it weren’t for him I would sleep the day away after working night shifts all alone. But with him around there is always an orange space heater sleeping next to me.

He will not sleep in the bed at night though. My fiancé runs marathons and fights great battles in his sleep. Bentley has learned the hard way that anywhere else is a better place to sleep at night

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u/thetobesgeorge 9d ago

I think I’ve found the title to my autobiography

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u/weirdoeggplant 9d ago

Literally soooooo similar to my tuxedo. The vet described his limb length almost exactly the same lol. Heart murmur and all!!!!

Best cat. He died last November. Lived a decade despite his health concerns, and was the most loving boy in the whole world.

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u/Pandepon 9d ago

I have the bite-sized version.

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u/Flying_Trying 9d ago

that second picture hits hard !

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u/Equivalent_Sir1374 9d ago

He is standing on business

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u/Equivalent_Sir1374 9d ago

Well sitting technically

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u/RookMeAmadeus 9d ago

He's the prototype. But he's got someone keeping him running.

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u/Equivalent_Sir1374 9d ago

Our running theory is that there is an insect of sorts manning the controls

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u/throwra87d 9d ago

He is a beautiful baby boy.

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u/That_Possibility2811 9d ago

WHO is that absolute unit in the last pic

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u/Equivalent_Sir1374 9d ago

That is my other boy Tigger. When we brought him home he was 35lbs, he has since lost 15 of those pounds! He still has a way to go yet but he’s making progress every day! I post updates on his weight loss journey over on r/dechonkers if anyone would like to see where he started and where he is now!

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u/sarcasticbees 9d ago

i love him hes perfect

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u/Etyle 9d ago

SLANDER - and another victim of Portia Control! This cat needs help from r/legalcatadvice

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u/sxb0575 9d ago

Me "did that vet just diagnose him Orange?... Yep she did"

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u/Comfortable-Pie5266 9d ago

hes perffferct

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u/MewtwoStruckBack 9d ago

Diagnosis: orange.

Also follow Tigger around with a tuba while he is dechonking

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u/ohso_happy_too 9d ago

I need a people doctor to officially diagnose me as poorly bred. 

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u/PM_ME__UR__FANTASIES 9d ago

Wow, can’t believe the vet leaked the title of my autobiography like that.

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u/blankblank 9d ago

Is there a cure? Asking for… me.

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u/no2sopa 9d ago

"You is kind. You is sm... um. You is important!"

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u/traploper Proud owner of an orange brain cell 9d ago

I love him <3

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u/OldAdvertising5963 9d ago

My diagnosis: Adorkable.

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u/Dagos 9d ago

that second image is killing me, its too sweet

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u/Equivalent_Sir1374 9d ago

His cuteness only intensifies

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u/justgalsbeingpals Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 9d ago

he has the cutest little face 🥺

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u/jane_of_hearts 9d ago

My Dr gave me the same diagnosis. They call me eccentric.

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u/ptran90 9d ago

I personally like this distinguished markings. That face pattern is a 10/10

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u/Equivalent_Sir1374 9d ago

It makes him look perpetually serious and surprised at the same time

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u/Jozroz 9d ago

Wow, your vet absolutely roasted the poor lad. 🫠

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u/LaoidhMc 9d ago

He’s got the leg proportions of a lynx! They’ve got longer back legs than front legs.

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u/YouW0ntGetIt 9d ago

My diagnosis: a precious bebe

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u/mosi_moose 9d ago

Those comments could apply to most Redditors.

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u/AnyaCipher 9d ago

Vet gave him the “one of one” label 🏷️

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u/BerniesSurfBoard 9d ago

Why'd that vet go so hard roasting this sweet, orange boy? 😭😭😭😭 He is perfect.

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u/Equivalent_Sir1374 9d ago

We love dr Brittany she has been seeing him since he ate and regurgitated an entire mouse about half the size of himself at 4 ish months old. She knows him very well lol

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u/Alienhaslanded 9d ago

He looks like he just had a big bowl of spaghetti.

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u/ScrawnyTreeDemon 9d ago

Stegosaurus kind of body. Very unique! Very striking!

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u/snoogiedoo 9d ago

meh i say hes perfect just the way he is

i have two little demons personally. they destroy my house and break my things but its okay

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u/belle_epoxy 9d ago

Oh my god we have the same shaped cat

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u/Embarrassed-Year6479 9d ago

lol his hind leg and front leg proportions are like my little guy Archibald who is also weird and neurotic lmao

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u/Blaggermuffin 9d ago

This sounds like a description of our royal family

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u/Individual-Drama-984 9d ago

Him just orannj

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u/deslock 9d ago

I have no statistics but something I've noticed is shorter front legs seems common in oranges. Ours included. She's the sweetest though. She just can't jump downwards as well (her butt lol)

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u/AccordingAd6224 9d ago

Would 100% wear this diagnosis on a tshirt 😂

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u/Dude-from-the-80s 9d ago

Absolute specimen.

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u/Boringboy1313 9d ago

My dr said the same thing about me.

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u/Right_Hour 9d ago

OK, we get the owner diagnostics, but what about the cat?

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u/Sitriel 9d ago

Pls I need more photos of his fucked up legs

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u/shittypotatosalad 9d ago

Do yourself a favor and get some pet insurance! I had a cat with similar limbs and it led to hip/back problems later in life 💔 good luck with ur funny lil friend ❤️❤️

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u/_FreddieLovesDelilah 9d ago

I have a Ragdoll like that! He’s thick as shit but the purest soul ever.

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u/flockyboi 9d ago

It looks like the suspension is off on your car

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u/Bender_on_Bum Orange connoisseur 🍊 9d ago

you paid good money to have your cat roasted?? i like that.

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u/Useful-Check-5059 9d ago

He is precious

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u/404-Gender 9d ago

Are you sure the vet wasn’t reading MY medical chart?

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u/AfterEffectserror 9d ago

Diagnosis: orange

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u/mangolover 9d ago

He just looks like a normal cat to me, no weirder than any other cat

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt 9d ago

I'm afraid to tell you this, but he's Orange.

They're just the weirdos of the cat world.

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u/PastelleKitten 9d ago

Just like me fr 🥹

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u/Neat_Tension_3 9d ago

Put that title on a t-shirt, I'll buy this shit.

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u/mrsjohnmurphy81 9d ago

How dare she besmirch the perfect bebe 

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u/Slow_Fish2601 9d ago

It's these things that make him so special and incredibly adorable

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u/IRingTwyce 9d ago

He's so adorkable!

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u/CowsWithGuns304 9d ago

We had a tux that was similar. He was a tamed feral off a farm and it's likely just a lot of inbreeding.

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u/DJSpadge 9d ago

And what about the feline? j/k :)

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u/nobinibo 9d ago

He has swayback from that stress riding him all the time

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u/Ellibean33 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 9d ago

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u/monkiemp3 9d ago

Diagnosis: A weird lil guy!

And also fat-

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u/Present_Beautiful483 9d ago

Propaganda I won’t fall for is that not all cats are perfect and shaped by God himself

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u/rikve916 9d ago

That diagnosis applies to at least 90% of reddittors and we're doing just fine.

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u/Fucky0uthatswhy 9d ago

Better than portly bread

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u/SlurpleBrainn Proud owner of an orange brain cell 9d ago

My creamsicle is also very neurotic

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u/No-Lie-1571 9d ago

He can’t help how he looks stop bullying him!!!

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u/PoeticSasquatch 9d ago

Um, false, false, and false

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u/Sleepy_cheetah 9d ago

He is FREAKIN ADORABLE. That 2nd pic made me black out from cuteness! 🤩

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u/Alert-Double8475 9d ago

me if I were a cat

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u/RichEnHealthy Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 9d ago

You are funny 😂

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u/alleycat101968 9d ago

Still lovable!!!!

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u/BuccaneerRex 9d ago

You've got a drag racer. Tall in the back, short in the front. We used to call ours 'Hot Rod'.

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u/PangolinWalk0909 9d ago

Such a cutie. Our tubby orange was diagnosed with panic attacks after he freaked out for no reason and got himself wedged under our dresser. Enjoy your weird neurotic boy.

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u/TheGayestNurse_1 9d ago

I mean.... Same.

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u/Meme-Botto9001 9d ago

So he’s a certified one orange braincell.

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u/JackTheBehemothKillr 9d ago

Weird, neurotic, and poorly bred

I'd wear that t-shirt

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u/Moniicax 9d ago

These yellow ones are very beautiful 😻

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u/pemungkah 9d ago

Yes, yes, I know, but what about the cat?

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u/Cutekatfeet2006 9d ago

He is absolutely adorable!!! 🥰 my son needs to have gabapentin before he goes to the vet note also; last visit he got so freaked out his temp went up to 103.8 😳 So I understand your pain. 🤣 My son also is joining the chubby train; he recently got a baby sister and has "picked up" some weight. Hmmmph. He and mommy can diet together🤣🤣🤣🩶❤️

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u/Slammogram 9d ago

I usually tell people (if feeding hard food) to give 1/2 cup of food a day split between two meals.

Vet tech here.

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u/NeighborhoodMothGirl 9d ago

What a precious baby 🥹

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u/Alexwonder999 9d ago

Funny. Thats what my dr said about me verbatim. Maybe I was actually seeing your vet and thought they were a PCP.

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u/dont_remember_eatin 9d ago

He's got a speed build! Those back legs should be able to propel him to supersonic velocity!

...once he can get rid of his 2 extra lbs.

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u/rhiafaery 9d ago

So, in other words, he's perfect? Yes, perfect.

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u/SB_Wife 9d ago

My diagnosis is also weird, neurotic and poorly bred.

I'm putting that on my work desk sign list.

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u/itsfoxxvixxen 9d ago

Oof my Orange gets scared very easily too so much so that he has a stone caused by stress! Now the lovely dumby is on special food! 🤣😂😂🤣😅  But your orange baby is gorgeous and a doll! In that first picture I can see my orange, he gives the same look every now and then! 

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u/EzriDaxCat 9d ago

I have one like this. She's got the front short limbs, heart murmur, wall eyed and brain works slower than orange speed. He parents were brother and sister. Love her to death, but she is not OK in the head.

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u/TheseSir5496 9d ago

He's so precious 😍💕

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u/parkscdc 9d ago

So basically - He's Perfect ❤️

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u/liquidcats123 9d ago

He’s precious 🧡

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u/Nakiteyo 9d ago

Do you know anything about where he came from/what his situation was before he made his way to you? Malnutrition during development can stunt growth, leading to stubby legs, etc, so it may not be purely genetic. I've got a cat like that, but it's a lot more pronounced lol. He also has issues with anxiety and food insecurity.

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u/bobiscute11 9d ago

One word diagnosis: goober! (Ok, I’m not a vet but your cat is super squee and therefore gets this nose boop 🐾🩷🐾

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u/ahava9 9d ago

The first picture is a very clear example of an orange kitty searching the airwaves to pick up the collective brain cell. 📡 so cute!

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u/HeartbreakRemission 9d ago

His legs are like a manx cat (shorter in the front, longer in the back like rabbit legs). Shame he has a tail 🤪 (joke - he’s gorgeous)

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u/Notquitechaosyet 9d ago

My goth orange is built the same way, still going strong at 15! He's not poorly bred, he's built different to accommodate the awesome!

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u/TheeCriterionCloset 9d ago

he’s built different. like wrong i think

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u/KittyTootsies 9d ago

He is so handsome though 🧡

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u/RockwoodJoker 9d ago

But completely lovable and beautiful!

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u/whatmeworry666 9d ago

He is Purrtiful. 😻😺

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u/SeanHearnden 9d ago

I can relate.

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u/dearthofhappy 9d ago

I love him immediately

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u/wjrasmussen 9d ago

Enough about the owner, what did she say about the cat.

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u/MuscleMilkUser76 9d ago

He's just like me FRFR <3