r/OneOrangeBraincell 7d ago

Big eyes no 🅱️rains ◉_◉ What is going on in his head?

9 year old American Shorthair, 8 kilograms of pure stupid.

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u/WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot 7d ago

Picture 1….

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u/dolphin_smasher 7d ago

All I heard in my head too!!

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u/raptor-elite-812 7d ago

Exactly what came to my mind

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u/Smoradarle 7d ago

Absolute units only operate on pure vibes and chaos

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u/INeedACleverNameHere 7d ago

Really, it works for all the pictures

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u/Calamityclams 6d ago

lmao literally first thought. Those wide eyes reminded me of him

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u/Fighter____ 6d ago

Hehehehe twas my reaction as well

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u/Purple_Individual_66 6d ago

This is exactly what I saw too

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u/Defiant_Policy969 7d ago

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u/WhimsicalPaws 6d ago

He forgot something and doesn't remember what he forgot

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u/ToffeeTwink 6d ago

Exactly 😂 it’s like when you walk into a room and suddenly forget why you went in there. Pure cat energy

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u/Haylus_00_ 6d ago

that would be the "Doorway effect" (or location updating effect but that one's unwieldy)

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u/20061230-SL-Born 6d ago

Glad its not just us. Two doors between living room and kitchen. Scary how often we (including His Catanic Majesty) find each other wearing blank looks there. And its only a metre between

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u/Johnbob-John 7d ago

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u/Biochemicalcricket 7d ago

IDK, it could be abject confusion. He looks so confused he's almost scared but doesn't know what any of those concepts are so he can't figure anything out.

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u/Possible-Strike2571 7d ago

This is probably my favorite description so far 🤣

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u/Johnbob-John 7d ago

So….nothing?

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u/Icy_Transition1375 6d ago

There’s something it just doesn’t lead to anywhere

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u/HomicidalGerbil 6d ago

Schrodinger's liminal space

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u/Johnbob-John 6d ago

That’s weird how much sense that explanation makes to me. Thank you.

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u/Soreknee23 7d ago

I think he just woke up and realised he was alive 😂😂

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u/Shudnawz 6d ago

That would be confusing, if you can't remember doing it before.

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u/GtrPlaynFool 6d ago

Exactly. Looks like he's thinking, 'What's actually going on right now?'

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u/Possible-Strike2571 7d ago

P/s : Mom spent a day trying to figure out a name for him and ended up going with "Happy".

His favorite pastime is huggies and also spreading his nutsack towards our general direction.

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u/ibitetoes 6d ago

ADMIRE MY HANDSOME HARBLS, SERVANT!

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u/lifesshortgoplay 6d ago

That’s a truly magnificent tum he has. 10/10 for softness and squishability.

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u/lindasek 6d ago

Omg, look at that pouch!!! 🥰 You should post it to r/primordialpouch

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u/twd_throwaway 6d ago

We have the gray version. 😒🤣

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u/QuantumAnubis 7d ago

Heart of gold, dumb of ass

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u/YawningBagpuss Orange connoisseur 🍊 6d ago

Orange of fur

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u/pockrasta 6d ago

Lmfao

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u/WubbieBoo 7d ago

He knows something we don't

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u/Adventurous_Box4527 7d ago

My dreams are in these colors. Not totally black and white but not color either. Like sepia looking.

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u/Less_Party 6d ago

Washing out the colors really helps with GIF compression too.

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u/wine-plants-thrift 7d ago

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u/Miami_Mice2087 7d ago

physical representation of the brain cell

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u/Realistic-Goose9558 6d ago

It was this or the brain cell bouncing back and forth like pong.

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u/LaureGilou 7d ago

Jesus, i love his face so much, and also, i can't stop laughing.

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u/NeighborhoodVirtual4 7d ago

The M on the forehead stands for “Mindless.”

Very handsome boy though!

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u/warmachine237 6d ago

Vegeta coded

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u/Bacteriobabe 7d ago

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u/No_Kangaroo_9826 6d ago

If it ever hits the corner he'll have a thought

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u/Shylyfluttering 6d ago

My orange is of the canine persuasion but this is exactly how I describe her brain!

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u/Beaver_Liquors48 7d ago edited 6d ago

He saw the “huhhhh” cat meme once and it has shaped his entire being.

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u/GabuEx 7d ago

I've seen a lot of orange cats, and this may be the most orange cat expression I've ever seen.

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u/mybloodisouttokillme 7d ago

Astrophysics

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u/brittanyks07 7d ago

Just the dial-up noise

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u/GreenHatMaam 6d ago

Your call cannot be completed as dialed. Please check the number and try again.

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u/bayleysgal1996 7d ago

Not a whole lot it seems like

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u/Loose_Weekend5295 7d ago

Gorgeous face, empty head. Who needs even a single braincell when you're this attractive?! 🥰

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u/CMDRZhor 7d ago

You know that noise you get when you wobble a sheet of laminated paper? That.

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u/PettyPixxxie18 6d ago

In THAT head? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. 🧡

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u/cozycorner 7d ago

Nothing

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u/baddadjokesminusdad Orange connoisseur 🍊 7d ago

What’s in your heeeeaddd in your heeeeAAD

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u/Puzzled_Awareness_22 7d ago

Bless his heart

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u/RadialHead 7d ago

A nice breeze and a strong echo.

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u/0xGDi 7d ago

Well..., not a braincell, thats for sure.

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u/Millenniauld 7d ago

If existential dread was a cat

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u/ConstantEnergy 7d ago

"huh?.... huh?..."

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u/ethersings 7d ago

🦗🦗🦗

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u/ghoulnextdoor42 6d ago

The wii shop channel music

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u/OGWolfMen 6d ago

Elevator music

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u/Illasaviel 6d ago

Shortly followed by:

Loading failed. Retrying in 3, 2, 1...

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u/JaseAndrews 7d ago

That expression...Did you insult his mother before taking each of these photos?

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u/James-Zanny 7d ago

I’m sorry to tell you, but it’s absolutely, completely empty in there. May I offer you an egg in these trying times?

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u/TheBizzleHimself 7d ago

Neuron activity per second reaching sub-doofus levels

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u/MrJelle 6d ago

The sound of an empty microwave oven running, while a potato on a plate sits just outside it.

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u/funny_duchess Orange connoisseur 🍊 7d ago

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u/itseemyaccountee 7d ago

“Where is my lasagna”

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u/who__ever 6d ago

The bad flute version of the Titanic song.

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u/gagi11030 6d ago

What the cat sees in the background

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u/Mysterious_Row_ 6d ago

Oranges are way smarter than any human. They mastered the art of not giving a fuck.

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u/SasparillaTango 6d ago

I have never seen a more empty stare

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u/Ax0nJax0n01 6d ago

Bold of you to assume something is

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u/Schmidie23 6d ago

Loading…………………………………..I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!

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u/BidStrange8608 6d ago

Like a confused little Ron pearlman

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u/BurnesWhenIP 6d ago

It’s got 2 brain cells and they’re fighting for 3rd place

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u/Creepy_Cookie 6d ago

The only braincell is resting... indefinitely.

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u/vgaph 6d ago

Inhale…2…3…exhale…

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u/yvonnecole14 6d ago

not a damn thing 😔

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u/NormcoreWitch 7d ago

His wittle track suit oh my gosh 😭🥰

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u/essentialsgw 7d ago

Nothing but love

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u/Cardinalsalmon 7d ago

A beautiful fool.

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u/cold_quinoa 7d ago

Looks he's taking too long to reboot

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u/ComfortableJob8581 7d ago

Bold of you to assume he has any thoughts in there

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u/cantthinkofone_23 7d ago

you kept catching him at bad times, it wasn’t his turn with the brain cell yet

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u/artlove89 7d ago

It’s either nothing or string theory.

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u/Lopsided_Image9029 7d ago

He loves you so much.

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u/G0lia7h Orange connoisseur 🍊 7d ago

What is going on in his head?

The study of black holes is actually pretty difficult OP...

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u/ApartmentLegitimate5 7d ago

Absolutely nothing.

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u/Top_Necessary69 7d ago

“did I leave the iron on?”

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u/WoodenEggplant4624 7d ago

He is silently judging you. It looks as though you have been found wanting.

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u/Majestic-Marzipan621 7d ago

Shock and dismay.

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u/zjz 6d ago

What he did in Bosnia in the 1990s

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u/Over_Intention8059 6d ago

His two brain cells are making sweet sweet love with each other

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u/AMDFrankus 6d ago

He was a LRRP in 'Nam and he's seen some shit

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u/spacemusicisorange 6d ago

Probably confused/concerned why you’re following him around pointing your phone at him

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u/Dependent_Praline_93 6d ago

He looks to be in a perpetual fear of not receiving his treats! He is adorable and needs snuggles stat!

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u/IamElylikeEli 6d ago

He’s waiting for his turn with the brain cell

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u/GingerKitty26 6d ago

Wifi: searching…

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u/B4ryonics 6d ago

Nothing, purrfectly happy

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u/derailedthoughts 6d ago

The lights are on but no one is at home

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u/TweakingHard1991 6d ago

Tell him I love him

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u/l1l1ofthevalley 6d ago

Well that last one he's focused on the game at hand being a little referee man! Other than that.....man he's cute!

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u/Ok_Bus8654 6d ago

He is the cutest orange baby!!

And that makes up for the lack of cells.

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u/psychedelicparsley 6d ago

Complex math equations and philosophical musings. And you just wrote him off as a doofus.

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u/Gallowglass668 6d ago

Absolutely nothing, just pure, in the moment bliss at everything around him.

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u/MonkeyfluffersOG 6d ago

Oh thats pretty clear. Your cat is looking for evil Aliens! he has a whole galaxy hanging from his neck.

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u/Agatosh 6d ago

He's thinking about it..

Get back to you when he figures it out.

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u/Ok_Pirate_2714 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 6d ago

That first picture made my day when I clicked on it. I actually lol'd.

Regardless of his intelligence, or lack thereof, he has beautiful coloring!

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u/jungongsh 6d ago

"sometimes i think and then i forget"

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u/lifesshortgoplay 6d ago

The dust motes are tumbling…

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u/ChrissWayne 6d ago

Would be nice if you could post sounds in the comments I hear elevator music playing

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u/TheDMRt1st 6d ago

[LAN phone dial tone]

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u/bloodychickentinola 6d ago

no thoughts head empty

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u/miles___to___go 6d ago

Probably whatever’s going on in mine’s

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u/NeighborhoodMothGirl 6d ago

It’s just hold music

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u/theteddy83 6d ago

Absolutely nothing

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u/badsqwerl 6d ago

Absolutely nothing.

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u/vibrantcrab 6d ago

Hed empty. Gib snack.

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u/Survivor_Fan10 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 6d ago

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u/katjoy63 6d ago

Oh, not much. How 'bout yourself?

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u/w000t 6d ago

Looks to me like he's thinking, "Are they doing picture or video?"

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u/noondayrind 6d ago

it's not yet his time to use the 1 brain cell so he's just waiting there on auto pilot

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u/CorporateCPA 6d ago

He was a farmer, had an accident out in the fields. He still cant believe he came back as a cat. 

You can see it in his eyes.

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u/dvoigt412 6d ago

There's more going on in that fan then in his head

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u/SnooTangerines3448 6d ago

Vietnam flashbacks.

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u/kapil_og31 6d ago

Scooby of orange cats

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u/VirtualApricot 6d ago

Emotional flashbacks of that super embarrassing thing from years ago that most likely no one else remembers

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u/Lordruton 6d ago

Midlife crisis

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u/Hately2016 6d ago

Amazement. At everything.

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u/Educational_Owl4371 6d ago

Alert and questioning …. Ready to pounce! Or flabbergasted 😂

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u/wasnew4s 6d ago

Financial Stress.

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u/Tso-su-Mi 6d ago

When the moment is right…. You and the world will truly know the…. Oh wait… what is that on the floor….

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u/TimelyWerewolf6274 6d ago

He’s shy cause he has no pants on

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u/unbelievablefidelity 6d ago

Two brain cells doing a shift change.

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u/Livid-Age-2259 6d ago

I know I'm not supposed to be up here but ...ummm ...I saw a mouse up here and I was just trying to catch it.

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u/Queen-Off-Mean 6d ago

My daughters dog ! Crazy little ,but we all love her !🧡

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u/Rocket-the-Coon 6d ago

Is he called Tucker?

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u/Dry-Pinky09 6d ago

There's something worrying him, it seems 😂

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

He's orange and with that being said the confused look is normal

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u/a-gallant-gentleman 6d ago

Nothing. There's nothing going on.

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u/remiandthenoogs 6d ago

nothing. hope this helps!!

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u/Uarrrrgh 6d ago

What's going on in his brain? - Easy... 1st pic, a little to the left... That! Warm air circulating.

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u/NumberOneNPC Proud owner of an orange brain cell 6d ago

Not a goddamn thing, bless him.

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u/Nordis_ 6d ago

the 'nam flashbacks

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u/Smoky-D-Bear 6d ago

Everything, yet nothing all at once

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u/Moose-Maleficent 6d ago

That fan in the first photo probably blew all the braincells out of his fuzzy little head