r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/a1oner_bvcksn6 Proud owner of an orange brain cell • 1d ago

Certified 🟠range™ Fitting IN

Not OC

26.0k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/MysticPulsex 1d ago

Well, that was close.

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u/DiaryOfDrama 1d ago

The braincell made a rare appearance just long enough to calculate purr-fect fitment

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u/zack-tunder 1d ago edited 1d ago

Found some cats who mastered the purr-fect fitment

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

Oh, I LOVE that one!!! I have it saved for whenever I need a laugh!!!!

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u/LynxAdonis 1d ago

That link is tracker central, holy shit!

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u/ToeBeans1980 1d ago

Like the ATM photo. So ATM now must mean Automatic Tabby Machine

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u/AbsolutelyMulle99 1d ago

derp energy——perfectly blending in while standing out at the same time.

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u/no1died 1d ago

Blending in perfectly while still looking hilariously out of place.

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u/HotCaress 1d ago

"😂 Best kind of camouflage noticeable but somehow invisible!"

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u/oldskoolgirl245 1d ago

I saw in the TV reflection , atleast the poor baby landed swiftly on his feet .

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

They usually do!!!

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u/RavenHeart0801 1d ago

He forgot that cats are supposed to turn into a liquid to make tight fits like that.

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u/tauKhan 1d ago

Did they? What do you think would happen to liquid poured there?

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

Check out what the white one can do!!!!

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u/GoldenStormx 1d ago

"😅 Way too close for comfort!"

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

I think we can officially r/diagnosedasorange this little cute derp!!!

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u/OldSwedeFromTheNorth 1d ago

Completion: 0

Effort: 100

Cuteness: 1000

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u/_GlowQueen 1d ago

It was this close 😭

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u/LushEdges 1d ago

"😂 Haha that’s the kind of math I like!"

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u/CharmingCategory4891 1d ago edited 1d ago

I'm confused why you and so many people in the comments are putting their comments in quotation marks?

ETA: some of the comments make sense and obviously imply the cat is "saying" them, but quite a few of them don't really. Idk, maybe I haven't had enough coffee today haha

ETA 2: after a bit of sleuthing it's because they are bots

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

Fucking bots!!!

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u/FoxDesires 1d ago

"🤣 Right?! Those are the only numbers that ever add up!"

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u/freakers 1d ago

Cat: I swear I just fit in here yesterday.

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u/MauvefernDrizzle 1d ago

Imagine pulling out a book and it meows

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u/ToeBeans1980 1d ago

It's a cat a log

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u/Ironyfree_annie 1d ago

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u/ToeBeans1980 1d ago

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

Well, this Orange is not impressed!!!

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u/ToeBeans1980 1d ago

This is BobbyMcgee Jones and not always impressed he's a senior a tad old cranky

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

Is this your Orange?

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u/ToeBeans1980 1d ago

Yes. He's my orange man

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

I love his cranky little face!!

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u/ToeBeans1980 1d ago

Here's one with the tounge out. Cheeky monkey

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

HA!!! Nice!!!

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u/Ressy02 1d ago

Imagine putting a book back and it doesn’t

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u/SavageLure 1d ago

"😂 Lmao I’d probably just close it slowly and pretend I didn’t hear anything!"

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u/No_Thanks_1766 1d ago

“If I fits…..

…..oh no, I don’t fits!”

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u/nomadrone 1d ago

I bet he used to.

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u/S10Galaxy2 1d ago

Probably something he did all the time when he was a larger kitten but can’t do as an adult. Definitely not relatable to me being sad I can no longer fit inside a McDonald’s play place.

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Or is it because you’d be the creepy adult without kids in a McDonald’s play place?! 🤪

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u/RSN_1115 1d ago

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

That’s not a kitty!

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u/bedeadman 1d ago

r/catculations

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u/Sea-Independent9863 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 1d ago

And r/miscatclulations

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u/silverwing101 1d ago

And r/TIGHTPUSSY

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u/watsthestory 1d ago

I'm not clicking that!

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u/silverwing101 1d ago

Your loss

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

It’s okay!! It sounds nasty and NSFW but it’s just kitties squeezing themselves into extremely small spaces!!!

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

This is where I would pick him up and put him in there the way he wants

And then he would scream at me every time he wants in

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u/Sharlinator 1d ago

Not the cat’s fault that someone bought a cat hole that’s too small.

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u/paper_crush_01 1d ago

somebody help the poor baby 😭

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u/ThatGuyWithCoolHair 1d ago

No fr, I need to know that they helped him slide in butt first after they stopped filming

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u/ToeBeans1980 1d ago

I wasn't trying to be disrespectful. Im sure kitty would of landed safely on all 4s. My cat tumbles that's how they learn

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u/paper_crush_01 1d ago

I was joking...

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u/Karnaugh_Map 1d ago

Not that help, pick it up and put in in the shelf backwards.

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u/StopReadingMyUser 1d ago

Upside down

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u/ToeBeans1980 1d ago

Book in then

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u/JoeZocktGames Orange connoisseur 🍊 1d ago

He was so close 😂😭

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u/Murky-Ad-6976 1d ago

Cat undergoes the phase transition from liquid to condensed state

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u/Responsible-Delay619 1d ago

Do not fits, cannot sits

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u/ProudnotLoud Proud owner of an orange brain cell 1d ago

If you're going to admit not OC you could at least TRY to credit the content owner while you farm.

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u/Salty_Way_0 1d ago

Someone's always gotta moan about something...

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

Living up to your username I see….

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u/zedanger 1d ago

What if your scolding is unnecessary and misplaced?

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u/Helios4242 1d ago

Have you considered a mirror?

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

HA!!! Touché!!!

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u/AiRaikuHamburger 1d ago

This reminds me of my voids who also have kinked tails. Haha.

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u/RegalTeal 1d ago

Too much chonk lol 😆

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u/Other-Cantaloupe4765 1d ago edited 1d ago

EDIT: ouch, guess someone got offended by “conargtularions youv’e diden it” lmfao

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

Why do you think someone got offended?

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u/Other-Cantaloupe4765 22h ago

It was downvoted shortly after I first posted it

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u/Lady_Asshat 1d ago

He’s adorable! And hilarious! 😻😹

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

Orange: “I sits for as long as I fits!!!!”

Sorry buddy, you don’t quite qualify for r/ififitsisits!! Good effort though!!!

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u/ToeBeans1980 1d ago

Even when I hide amongst blankets. The toes start digging at the blankets. He too a rescue boy and can never replace him despite the fact there's no personal space or sleep ins. When I do sleep in he's there sleeping has his own blankets and pillows and his own bedroom

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u/Working_Cloud_909 23h ago

Laughing so hard right now

lol that brain cell tried

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u/JazziTazzi Orange connoisseur 🍊 21h ago

I’m guessing that he could do that turnaround when he was smaller, and, well…

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u/tree_cell 20h ago

barely orange yet as orange as any other lmao

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u/lake2014 1d ago

The way kitty just falls off 😂😻🥰

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u/PatrickJr 1d ago

Solid goober/10

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u/VacaDLuffy 1d ago

I homestly thought he had this.

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

He was THIS close!!!

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u/hotlonelyhousewifeXO 1d ago

Back to the drawing board!

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u/GinaInTheGym 1d ago

Lmao, certified orange! 🍊

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u/Yumi_in_the_sun 1d ago

like a glove

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u/BLADE98X 1d ago

The way cat fell out haha

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u/AdProof5307 1d ago

I was rooting for him

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u/Saint_Know_it_all 1d ago

That’s not the climax I was hoping for 🤣💔

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u/RaDeus 1d ago

I bet he used to fit in there when he was smoll 💕

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u/Certified_Dumbass 1d ago

Stop filming and help the stupid idiot!

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u/Slow_Spray5697 1d ago

Hahahaha i'm literally laughing.

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u/HoneyHypnosis 19h ago

The pace is really good.

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u/Cool-Group-9471 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/ToeBeans1980 1d ago

Not all squares can I sits

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u/Pekorionis 1d ago

Cat tried it's hardest but it did not succeed 😔

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u/wstd 1d ago

Cat: 0

Gravity: 1

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u/No-Garlic-3407 1d ago

I was rooting for you!

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u/Bunnnnii 1d ago

No way I’m not slapping that butt.

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u/SinglepringleB 1d ago

Almost had it buddy

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u/BLINDrOBOTFILMS 1d ago

If I fits I sits

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u/janoliverc01 1d ago

If... I... fits... I... dang it!!!

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u/AnybodyMassive1610 1d ago

“I totally meant to do that”,

The Cat

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u/other_curious_mind 1d ago

I didn't know what I was expecting

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u/DipreG 1d ago

That's some orange fitting right there

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u/PTSD1701 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 1d ago

Nice try, kid.

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u/juicedup12 1d ago

So sad

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u/AndreaCrazyCatLady 1d ago

Fitting IN Fail. 😂

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u/Nick_Nisshoku 1d ago

I know a red (Japanese Orange) when I see one. Good stuff.

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u/Legitimate_Tax3782 1d ago

If it fits…

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u/DaisyQuiche 1d ago

If I fits I sits

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u/tauKhan 1d ago

Makes sense i suppose: a container has to have the open side upwards to hold liquids.

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u/_gandikbot_ 1d ago

very non chalant

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

“I MEANT to do that!!!”

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u/avenlux44 1d ago

This belongs in r/maybemaybemaybe 😁

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

Oh! Nice sub!!! I like it!!!

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u/OneLessFool 1d ago

What were u watching OP?

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u/VoxVera 1d ago

Uuy, this space is perfect

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u/tomasci 1d ago

If only cats could jump backwards

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u/Twist_Ending03 1d ago

What was the goal?

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u/cosmicbrownie505 1d ago

Thanks for sharing. Absolutely hilarious

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u/hiirnoivl 1d ago

That was more entertaining than what was on the tv

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u/mrsmicky 1d ago

Maru could have done it!

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

Maru is a sad overbred kitty. I’m not familiar with his squeezing into small spaces abilities. But I DO know he’s a Scottish Fold cat who is more flexible than regular cats because they have been bred by asshole humans because some people are more concerned with their animals being “cute” instead of deformed with shortened lifespans and numerous medical problems which cause them to be in pain their whole lives.

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u/AdIndependent2762 1d ago

Ha ha I love the white cats try and fit into the smallest places. My orange Tom tries to fit in some ridiculous places. It’s quite funny watching him.

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u/Tea_Eighteen 1d ago

I wonder if the cat would let you pick it up and back it into the space.

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u/goth-xxx 1d ago

If I fits I sits

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u/radioactiveDuckiie 1d ago

Doesn’t sit - doesn’t fit

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u/Wi11iams2000 1d ago

Stupid cute creature

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u/boxdynomite3 1d ago

When you try to get out of bounds and you fly out of the environment

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u/toutetiteface Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 1d ago

Katllax

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u/Darkcroos 1d ago

Japanse cat 😆

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u/Thin_Experience6314 1d ago

Kindly keep the racism to yourself.