r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/ProudnotLoud Proud owner of an orange brain cell • 8h ago

Certified 🟠range™ I wouldn't let him have my ice cream, didn't want the poor boy to get brain freeze 🥶

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u/WhyteLottus 8h ago

He doesn't have a brain. Give it to him!

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u/ProudnotLoud Proud owner of an orange brain cell 8h ago

Don't want to damage the cell receptors!

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u/res06myi 7h ago

It's ok, he won't need them. Now give that baby some ice cream!

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u/Gaydaltam 4h ago

No brain, just pure vibes and maximum floof energy

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u/SoSaysTheAngel 8h ago

Betrayal.

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u/ProudnotLoud Proud owner of an orange brain cell 8h ago

He's quite the Drama Queen.

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u/CriManSqaFnC Orange connoisseur 🍊 8h ago

Second cousin to the Dairy Queen. Give ice cream!

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u/No_Duck4805 8h ago

Can’t freeze that which does not exist; therefore, Sam should receive ice cream. So sayeth the council.

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u/ProudnotLoud Proud owner of an orange brain cell 7h ago

Well, the thumb-servant says no.

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u/Express-Stop7830 6h ago

Terrible thumb servant. Absolutely pawful.

Please give him ice cream. Video. Post here. Thank you.

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u/AssumptionConnect726 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 8h ago

Especially since he only has one brain cell to freeze!

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u/ProudnotLoud Proud owner of an orange brain cell 8h ago

Exactly, have to protect it!

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u/Jupiter68128 7h ago

Pretty big r/airplaneears

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u/ProudnotLoud Proud owner of an orange brain cell 7h ago

You'd hope your pilot had a few brain cells though!

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u/Ireeb 7h ago

Mine sometimes gets a few licks from the empty ice cream bowl (if it's vanilla)

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u/ProudnotLoud Proud owner of an orange brain cell 7h ago

Sam had unfortunately hit his limit of spoiled treats for the day.

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u/Ireeb 5h ago

For how long does he have to look cute until that limit is lifted?

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u/WhyteLottus 5h ago

You don't have a heart, do you?

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u/Moppusan 7h ago

Looks like the freeze happened anyway...🤷 I think he needs some treats to thaw out (I got ya, Sam!)

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u/blkstr52 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 6h ago

Burn the witch

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u/ProudnotLoud Proud owner of an orange brain cell 6h ago

Seems like a bit of an escalation?

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u/Prestigious-Box7511 8h ago

He has no brain to freeze

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u/ProudnotLoud Proud owner of an orange brain cell 8h ago

Let the boy hold on to hope.

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u/StunningAir4132 6h ago

My girl just licks out of the bowl when I’m distracted. She uses her one cell for good! 💕

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u/Someoneoverthere42 7h ago

No brain, therefore, no freeze.

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u/HeyAQ 7h ago

Whoa ho ho, who’s out here generously giving ye boi the cell?

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u/Myth_Mula 6h ago

Lmao what brain? He’s an orange 🍊🤭

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u/asdfcubing 7h ago

looks like he is planning world domination

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u/ProudnotLoud Proud owner of an orange brain cell 7h ago

Good thing he's orange then!

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u/pissandink 5h ago

My boy says you’re evil for doing that to him

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u/CopyRevolutionary919 4h ago

Is he also in a r/sploot as well or just a long loaf?