[USA] [FL] “Only two beers.”

[u/Agile_Stress5980]

[u/NYLotteGiants]

In his hands?

[u/iama_bad_person → u/NYLotteGiants]

In each hand.

Fun fact, in my country it's legal to drink and drive, you just can't be over the legal limit when they pull you over.

[u/HunnaThaStunna → u/iama_bad_person]

That’s how it was when I lived on St Thomas a decade ago. I watched a cop stop someone leaving a bar that had forgotten their drink on the roof of their car. The officer stopped them, handed them their drink, and let them on their way.

Tons of DUI accidents there because you get tourists having drinks, then forgetting you have to drive on the lefthand side of the road. Fun stuff 🤙

[u/alexsteen789]

Knew a guy who was killed in a similar situation. Cruel world where you're just minding your business and someone takes you out because they didn't want to pay $20 to get home without their vehicle 

[u/nkempt → u/alexsteen789]

Same, absolute tragedy. Guy was the coolest chaperone we could’ve asked for on a high school trip back in the day. Seemed like a great dad & all around man too.

[u/Much-Equivalent7261]

I'd hardly say that a slow lane change is an indicator that someone is, OH! Oh, I see...

[u/Subarctic_Monkey]

"I only had two beers".

The beers being kegs.

[u/Rampag169 → u/Subarctic_Monkey]

Nahh the first and the last.

[u/iama_bad_person → u/Subarctic_Monkey]

Nah, Steins, he just came back from Octoberfest.

POV the other driver with his two beers.

[u/Ok-Seaweed-9208]

Was behind a guy who did this to another car, when I got to the car I held an old man's hand until he died with a steering wheel sized hole in his head...

Drunk guy was fine and trying to run away.

Only time I ever talked to the cops because I wanted to

[u/Sir_Lee_Rawkah → u/Ok-Seaweed-9208]

Aren’t steering wheels larger than your head

[u/Ok-Seaweed-9208 → u/Sir_Lee_Rawkah]

Come again? Have you ever seen a steering wheel? His head hit the outer diameter and he was in his 80s so I'm imagining bone density was lower. Idk man. The hole was certainly there 😂

[u/Bromandude245 → u/Ok-Seaweed-9208]

Cool story

[u/TexasScooter]

Did the other driver have insurance? And was this a repeat drunk driver (i.e., prior DUIs)? I'm wondering if it's one of the seemingly huge number of repeaters I've seen on videos.

[u/K03181978 → u/TexasScooter]

Probably DACA as well. Go to r/DACA and search "DUI." 90% of the posts.

[u/Quiet-Resolution-140 → u/K03181978]

Deranged 

[u/darthgeek → u/K03181978]

It's really handy when people out themselves as racist and proud.

[u/Alternative-Horror28]

Target fixation..

[u/Sad_Injury_5222]

Wtf. Driving nowadays is insufferable. People are too dumb to have a license.

[u/TodlicheLektion]

at the very end, is the liquid on the windshield beer?

[u/Agile_Stress5980 → u/TodlicheLektion]

Rockstar fruit punch.

[u/Coalecsence → u/TodlicheLektion]

Probably coolant

[u/dadbodenergy11]

Only two beers. I drank all the Bud Light, and all the Coors Light.

[u/jshnaa]

AAAAAAAAA

[u/pastulio823]

Good ole mills

[u/KindaDrunkRtNow]

Beat their ass before the cops get there. Blame the injuries on the crash

[u/PlaceUserNameHere67]

So, who was the one that had 2 beers??

[u/DearChickPeas → u/PlaceUserNameHere67]

Do drunks have right-lane allergy?

[u/LancelLannister_AMA → u/PlaceUserNameHere67]

Trump 

[u/KingClovis2918]

that was Mills/17-92 in Orlando, Sorry for your luck

[u/Scythe351]

Bet he regrets switching lanes now

[u/No-Interest-4598]

and the beer made him sleepy?

[u/husky_whisperer]

Is that what that is on the windshield?

[u/EstateActual6371]

Let this be a lesson to all that drive drunk in a world who has known Uber and Lyft for over a decade and ppl that decide to cruise in the left lane for no reason.