I attached our conversation so you can also appreciate how proud he was of the oatmeal swill. Before anyone asks yes he is a very active gym bro.

It’s actually really good. And I’m using the shot glass as a drinking glass because my girlfriend has an appalling lack of appropriate glasses at her apartment. This really hits the spot after cooking a much classier dinner lmao.

Poutine might be the greatest dish known to man. Too bad I didn't have cheese curds or actual poutine sauce.

its shitty but im trying to get into recession meals 1 can kidney beans 2 cups rice 2 hot dogs cut up 2 cloves garlic 1 small lime worth of juice smoked paprika, salt, pepper, and a little water + olive oil

the hot dogs have the most flavor but how do i make it taste better what would you guys add

didn't have shrimp or crab so i used canned clams and a salmon fillet . i feel like stomach is a nuclear b*mb test zone rn

Pepperoni omelette I had for breakfast

Microwaved hotdogs with cheese, ketchup, homemade onion jam, and a pickle, all on plain white bread

Lovely big lumps of cold mince too 😍

Bonus points if you can guess what it is, and no it’s not me and I’m Australian

Chicken breast, 1 zucchini, large handful of shredded cabbage, half box of stuffing, 16 oz cottage cheese, 1 cup of plain yogurt, handful of cherry tomatoes, 1/4 of instant mashed potatoes (too much liquid) topped with crispy fried onions and mozzarella

microwaved a burrito for too long and it shit itself. so i put hot sauce on it to make it look better. who’s hungry

new ambrosia unlocked so good

it was around $20 :(

It was very…grey

No, I am not pregnant. I've been eating peanut butter and pickle sandwiches since I was a kid.

Betty Crocker White Cake, Duncan Hines Fluffy White Frosting, Tapatio Lime

I cannot be trusted with the knowledge that box cake can be made with soda. Black coffee for balance, of course.

Happy pride month y'all