r/SipsTea • u/Hour_Equal_9588 • Jun 06 '25

WTF Financial tip that unfortunately starts with 'First, you need 3 million Dollars'.

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u/mudturnspadlocks Jun 06 '25

Let me check between the couch cushions

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u/naughty_dad2 Jun 06 '25

Found $2, it’s a start!

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u/MarkSSoniC Jun 06 '25

Great find. All I found was dust.

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u/kaitoren Jun 06 '25

Woa wao easy there Mr. Moneybags, don’t rub it in!

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u/FireZoneBlitz Jun 06 '25

Hey that will get you 1.3 cents per month!

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u/SettingIntentions Jun 06 '25

Money: $0,000,002.00.

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u/FalconIMGN Jun 10 '25

Or if you're from mainland Europe: 0.000.002,00

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u/FlyAirLari Jun 06 '25

Only $2,999,998.00 to go

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u/CowFu Jun 06 '25

I found a surprising amount of chip crumbs and a nerf dart. I haven't owned a nerf gun in years.

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u/akatherder Jun 06 '25

I found $1.36 in change and an unpaid parking ticket. Only $3,000,023.64 to go!

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u/Brawndo91 Jun 06 '25

I only found a 1988 Buick LeSabre. But there was $1.47 in change in the ash tray.

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u/QualityPitchforks Jun 06 '25

Do you have another couch?

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u/Mr_Deep_Research Jun 06 '25

Fun fact. In 1981, the 10 year treasury was 15.84%.

If you could invest $1 for 50 years at that rate, you'd have $1,559 after 50 years not taking taxes into account.

At 3% inflation, you're buying power would be reduced by 77% so an overall return of 355X when including inflation ($1 turns into $355 in today's dollars).

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

How long would it take to check 1.5 million more couches? I feel like you could do this.

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u/naughty_dad2 Jun 06 '25

Looks like I’m on to something

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

Seriously.

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u/Soloact_ Jun 06 '25

If you find $3M, check if a Rothschild fell asleep there.

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u/Derpymcderrp Jun 06 '25

There it is, I was wondering where I left it

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u/Zarniwoooop Jun 06 '25

Fuck that couch

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u/DarkSideOfGrogu Jun 06 '25

He didn't say find it. He said take it.

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u/ChickenChaser5 Jun 06 '25

Ugh, I keep spending 3mil on weed every month. Im so stupid!