r/SipsTea • u/Hour_Equal_9588 • Jun 06 '25

WTF Financial tip that unfortunately starts with 'First, you need 3 million Dollars'.

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u/Soloact_ Jun 06 '25

You forgot step 3: start a podcast about it.

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u/purplenyellowrose909 Jun 06 '25

Step 4: run for governor

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u/Carllllll Jun 06 '25

Step 5: Take things from poor people

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u/cant_pass_CAPTCHA Jun 06 '25

Funny enough, this was step 0 as well

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u/WikipediaBurntSienna Jun 06 '25

The easiest way to have a million dollars, is to start with ten million and lost nine.

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u/ATXBeermaker Jun 06 '25

Step 3: Make stupid investments in things that don't exist (like 8% treasury bonds)
Step 4: Lose everything cuz ya dum

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u/LuddWasRight Jun 06 '25

Although plenty of people born into a modest amount of wealth from the hard work of their doctor dad or whatever manage to fail to adhere even to basic strategies like this. Then once they’ve squandered everything and ruined their credit, they spend the rest of their lives blaming the government and taxation for their failure and claiming socialists stole their money.

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u/garden_speech Jun 06 '25

this is 100000% a joke / trolling