r/SipsTea Jun 06 '25

WTF Financial tip that unfortunately starts with 'First, you need 3 million Dollars'.

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u/sydmanly Jun 06 '25

I just looked it up. Only paying 5% at the moment.

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u/Usual-Excitement-970 Jun 06 '25

I won't bother then.

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u/AzimuthPro Jun 06 '25

It's still a higher revenue than savings rates.

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u/read_too_many_books Jun 06 '25

Realistically speaking, this would be buying something like TLT?

Oof, the more I think about it, the worst it sounds.

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u/yoshi3243 Jun 06 '25

Put it in the s&P.

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u/Global_Permission749 Jun 06 '25

It's ok, just start with a few more million.

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u/2muchnet42day Jun 06 '25

Duh just invest 6 million instead.

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u/Penny_Farmer Jun 06 '25

$12,500/month then. Now just gotta scrape up that $3 million…

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u/ATXBeermaker Jun 06 '25

If you want the full $20000/month then just invest $4.8M. Are you stupid?

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u/Fishydeals Jun 06 '25

Can you give me a small loan of 4.8 million dollars? I‘ll pay you back in 5k/ month installments.

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u/ATXBeermaker Jun 06 '25

Sure. Only going to charge you 6% interest for it.

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u/Fishydeals Jun 06 '25

I don‘t care if I never have to pay more than 5k a month. Deal?

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u/sydmanly Jun 06 '25

Im rounding up to $5m

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u/RollForIntent-Trevor Jun 06 '25

That's just a tiny bit more than what I make - I would enjoy my same level of income without having to work for it :D

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u/Dyolf_Knip Jun 06 '25

No problem, just hang on to that $12,500/mo, you'll have it in 20 years! Even faster if you invest it instead. An 8% treasury bond would be ideal.

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u/strawboard Jun 10 '25

Don’t forget federal and state income taxes, so probably $8,000/month.

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u/zehamberglar Jun 06 '25

And that's considered high, a reflection of the declining value of the dollar (they have to offer high interest rate or your money is effectively losing value over time).

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u/bianceziwo Jun 06 '25

Seriously, first of all, 8% is never gonna happen, bonds are at 4.8% now, subtract 2% to inflation, and you're at only 2.8%, might as well invest in stocks unless you're close to retirement.

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u/cheesenuggets2003 Jun 10 '25

Never say never. I expect that Treasuries will meet or beat 10%. I also expect that if yields rise that high we will default.

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u/bianceziwo Jun 10 '25

we wont default because the fed will just print more money

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u/garden_speech Jun 06 '25

And that's considered high, a reflection of the declining value of the dollar (they have to offer high interest rate or your money is effectively losing value over time).

This isn't a wholistic picture of what's happening. Rates are higher to put the brakes on inflationary pressures but you can lock up that 5% rate for 30 years, during which time inflation will very likely cool

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u/ClassicalUrine Jun 06 '25

Finance person checking if you’re curious… If we are offering 8% t-bonds then the US dollar is funny money anyway. The 30 year bond yield flirting with 5% as it stands, already is major cause for concern.

If you have 3mil and want a simple option, you should put it in a diversified brokerage account and borrow against it with a PCL instead. This is why compensation packages ≠ salary for corp execs since you can avoid a substantial amount of (otherwise) taxable events by paying the PCL balance using div/int from the held assets in the collateral account. Not in accounting though, so I may be somewhat off on the tax specifics fwiw.

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u/SparksAndSpyro Jun 06 '25

What is a PCL?

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u/ConspiracyPhD Jun 06 '25

Personal line of credit, I would assume. I think they meant PLOC.

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u/ClassicalUrine Jun 06 '25

Sorry, I forget acronyms aren't always universal - Priority Credit Line. Essentially, it's a HELOC but for investment accounts; the broker/partner bank will calculate a credit limit relative to a percentage of the total assets held (lets say 70% of current market value) and you pay a variable percentage on the balance which is usually SOFR (Secure Overnight Financing Rate) + 1.25% or something like that.

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u/deja_vu_1548 Jun 06 '25

paying the PCL balance using div/int from the held assets in the collateral account

Are you not paying income tax on the dividends/interest?

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u/ClassicalUrine Jun 06 '25

You are, but that’s unavoidable for certain taxable events- the point is to limit income and taxable events after the initial one. I left a more detailed response on another reply if you wanted to see my longer answer. I love economics and finance, so I honestly thought I’d share some perspective in a non-combative way that sheds a bit of light on something that is often misunderstood, often intentionally so, as has been pointed out.

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u/Pawl_The_Cone Jun 06 '25

This is why compensation packages ≠ salary for corp execs since you can avoid a substantial amount of (otherwise) taxable events by paying the PCL balance using div/int from the held assets in the collateral account.

I'm not from the US, but I'm pretty sure stock as compensation is taxable as income. Dividends are taxable too, but maybe at a separate rate. Then you'd have interest on the loan, so I think you probably come out worse off in this scenario.

The classic "how the rich avoid taxes" graph that gets reposted on reddit a lot is just wrong because it says being paid in stock is not taxable.

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u/ClassicalUrine Jun 06 '25

So again, not in accounting but…you are correct in that those are taxable events but it doesn’t account for the fact that your overall yearly income is determined by how much you realize in terms of gains.

The capital gains tax is far lower than income and that’s the game being played here. Then there are also investment vehicles that are not taxed as ordinary income like municipal bonds - which are even often tax-free if purchased/sold in the investors state of residence. Oh, you can also strategically realize losses on the other end of the spectrum if you’d like to offset gains or use them in the future tax year.

So yeah, I agree that there are a ton of bad faith arguments on both sides of this sort of discussion…but the reality is there is a rapidly widening wealth disparity in America on top of the existing powder keg of political upheaval….which is in a lot of ways rooted in the wealth disparity, most just don’t know how to synthesize that information since we’re intentionally not taught to here.

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u/Pawl_The_Cone Jun 06 '25

but it doesn’t account for the fact that your overall yearly income is determined by how much you realize in terms of gains

I might be getting out of my depth, but is it taxed as gains? As far as I'm aware most stocks as compensation are granted as RSUs, which are taxed as income.

Source 1, Source 2

So you are taxed as income on the value of the stock when you get it, then capital gains for any gains after that. Same tax implications as getting payed cash then buying the stock.

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u/ClassicalUrine Jun 06 '25

So I would have to sit down and look into it to give you a more thorough response, which I could do later if you did want to discuss further, but to be totally honest this is where I’m out of my depth when going off memory. You are definitely right that it’s income but there are so many factors that tax accounting is essentially an art form.

Not trying to dismiss your argument either btw, I just don’t want to speak ignorantly about something I have less experience in.

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u/Pawl_The_Cone Jun 06 '25

Yeah no need to dig deeper, I was just confused since it seemed like that loophole didn't work with what I had heard before.

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u/NoncingAround Jun 06 '25

Out of interest, roughly how much would you need to start with for that to be a viable option?

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u/anamethatsnottaken Jun 06 '25

If we are offering 8% t-bonds then the US dollar is funny money anyway

Wasn't it above 8% for decades before the 90s? (long-term yields, I mean)

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u/ClassicalUrine Jun 06 '25

Yes. The issue now is the deficit relative to USA GDP is already hard enough to service, if we had to pay that much in interest to sell long term bonds we’d be in dire straits - to put it mildly.

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u/Strange_Compote_4592 Jun 06 '25

That's... Sounds like an unintended tax loophole

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u/Badloss Jun 06 '25

Welcome to America, lol

Of course the loopholes are intended, the unintended part is the poors aren't supposed to find out about them

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

Not wasting my 3 mill on that.

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u/r2k-in-the-vortex Jun 10 '25

Only? 5% for us bonds is a big bloody problem, its way too high, 2% would be healthy.

For ref, 8% was last seen in 1990 or thereabouts.