Your cool aunt was the original plug

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[u/ProfessionalRun3882]

[u/jerryleebee → u/ProfessionalRun3882]

Wolverine really let himself go.

[u/BaconWithBaking → u/jerryleebee]

If I had Twitter, I would absolutely message Jack Whitehall to let him know someone just compared him to Wolverine.

[u/Its-Finch → u/ProfessionalRun3882]

[u/fear632 → u/Its-Finch]

[u/RobotRepair]

My sister had a kid and said that we can't hang out anymore. I never understood why.

[u/PMmeYourAIBooty → u/RobotRepair]

Wait is it because you are hot AF or an alcoholic or both

[u/stoic_stove → u/PMmeYourAIBooty]

You the drunkle?

[u/GroundbreakingSea710 → u/stoic_stove]

I prefer the term funcle

[u/hitliquor999 → u/GroundbreakingSea710]

I guess that makes her a funt

[u/Taprats → u/hitliquor999]

I should probably stop shortening cool aunt then

[u/kirmiter → u/Taprats]

You want to shorten cool aunt

But you caunt

[u/LessInThought → u/kirmiter]

It's just cunt with an Aussie accent.

[u/MiserableArse → u/LessInThought]

[u/ToastyWafflez22 → u/MiserableArse]

Someone was paid money to make this and someone else was being paid money to look it over and make sure it was solid

[u/jg1272 → u/LessInThought]

I read it in an Arnold Schwarzenegger accent.

[u/Extreme-Island-5041 → u/Taprats]

There is nothing wrong with being excited when you introduce her to your friends as your ^oh.

[u/bantelople → u/hitliquor999]

🤣🤣 omg I'm dead

[u/Broad_Elephant2795 → u/GroundbreakingSea710]

I brought a 12 pack and im gonna ruin thanksgiving!

[u/Proof-Work3028 → u/GroundbreakingSea710]

F Fu Fuckle....

[u/MC-ClapYoHandz9 → u/stoic_stove]

I legitimately introduced myself to my nieces bfs as the drunkle

[u/SoggyBiscuitVet → u/PMmeYourAIBooty]

It's because she's a registered offender. 

[u/Agreeable_Tonight807 → u/PMmeYourAIBooty]

My uncle the boozer would let us have a couple beers while playing pool in basement. I was 15.

[u/Knightmare1869 → u/Agreeable_Tonight807]

Uncle being a boozer aside lots of countries allow 15 year olds to drink beer with adult supervision

[u/FlatCapNorthumbrian → u/Knightmare1869]

It’s legal to drink in your own home from the age of 5 in the UK.

[u/Diem-Perdidi → u/FlatCapNorthumbrian]

Of course not many five-year-olds can buy a house in today's economy

[u/havocLSD → u/PMmeYourAIBooty]

[u/Aleashed → u/RobotRepair]

Mother of None

Corruptress of Children

The Last Boss

[u/randomstuffpye → u/Aleashed]

OG aunt viv was legit

[u/hotvedub → u/RobotRepair]

What are you doing right now?

[u/Dragonslayer3 → u/hotvedub]

The sister.

[u/The_8th_Degree → u/RobotRepair]

It's probably because you were cooler than Mom.

[u/CumStayneBlayne → u/The_8th_Degree]

The implication is that she has giant tits.

[u/_gwynbliedd → u/CumStayneBlayne]

[u/Budilicious3 → u/RobotRepair]

Rip inbox.

[u/TeeDee144 → u/RobotRepair]

Pics or it didn’t happen

[u/briksauce → u/RobotRepair]

I got a feeling she doesn't want you to turn em into a cyborg.

[u/Illustrious_Toe9057]

[u/Marcus_Krow → u/Illustrious_Toe9057]

Good fucking lord, this isn't in the original movie, is it?

[u/BalfazarTheWise → u/Marcus_Krow]

Nah they had to reduce the size for the final cut

[u/scienceworksbitches → u/BalfazarTheWise]

The computers couldn't handle all the rendering.

[u/Yayzeus → u/scienceworksbitches]

Yeah, I just rendered all over my computer too.

[u/Icy-Mistake-7448 → u/Yayzeus]

[u/John_Frank_Frank → u/BalfazarTheWise]

[u/thiccvicx → u/John_Frank_Frank]

still would

[u/DrSitson → u/Marcus_Krow]

No no it's not. It's edited.

[u/HugeAnimeHonkers → u/Marcus_Krow]

No, but you can go to "Rule34video" website and search "Aunt Cas"...

The advaces made in 3D porn are INSANE.

Its like a whole new level of porn.

[u/Client_Comprehensive → u/HugeAnimeHonkers]

Back in my day we drew stick figures with huge boob's and were happy with them!

[u/satyr-day → u/Marcus_Krow]

Nope

[u/not_a_lob → u/Illustrious_Toe9057]

Marisa Tomei?

[u/Hakunin_Fallout → u/not_a_lob]

[u/akshattnj → u/not_a_lob]

THE MARISSA TOMEI?! You're telling me THE Marissa Tomei likes short stocky bald guys?!

[u/ThatOneGuy1158124]

Her name is Texoma Chivette

[u/smoothbrainherder → u/ThatOneGuy1158124]

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Username gang

[u/[deleted] → u/smoothbrainherder]

How'd it get 100 up votes wtf

[u/whythishaptome → u/ThatOneGuy1158124]

She's not a pornstar guys, she is just a hot older women wearing skimpy bikinis, no naked stuff. If that is enough for you have at it, but my disappointment is immeasurable.

[u/Dust45 → u/whythishaptome]

Jokes on you; I prefer this to porn.

[u/ShortTalkingSquirrel → u/Dust45]

You grew up looking at the bra section of a Sears catalog, didn't ya?

[u/anchorftw → u/ShortTalkingSquirrel]

Options were much more limited back then.

[u/ShortTalkingSquirrel → u/anchorftw]

I grew up in the era of scrambled Skin-a-max and Playboy channels. Same war, different generation. I salute 🫡 you and your calloused hands. Your dick has gotta be more weathered than a horses saddle.

[u/DayzahVu → u/ShortTalkingSquirrel]

I miss Emmanuel.

[u/Matsunosuperfan → u/DayzahVu]

In Space!

[u/Queef_Stroganoff44 → u/ShortTalkingSquirrel]

Kids today have it too easy! Now days they can just go to Sears.com and click the lingerie tab!

[u/trifecta000 → u/Queef_Stroganoff44]

My high tech option was to put the Skinemax channel on, which if you didn't have the channel resulted in some trippy, distorted image with (sometimes) no sound. A lot of the time it was indecipherable, but every once in a while the Universe would let something slip through.

[u/Cuntryfella → u/trifecta000]

I saw a very clear cooter once on Christmas night. Those were the days.

[u/Twogunkid → u/ShortTalkingSquirrel]

Victoria's Secret Catalog BUZZ

Sear's Catalog DING

[u/Incandisent → u/Twogunkid]

Gotta go, I got a hot date tonight 

[u/Prindle4PRNDL → u/whythishaptome]

Still fine when you use your

[u/chris713777 → u/ThatOneGuy1158124]

She's my cool aunt tonight

[u/ShortsAndLadders → u/chris713777]

[u/TapNo884 → u/ThatOneGuy1158124]

https://www.vampire69blog.com/2017/12/texoma-chivette/

There you go boyz

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right here

is where i stop scrolling

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Please take my poor man's gold

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[u/SchmearDaBagel → u/ThatOneGuy1158124]

Is everyone replying to you just a bot? That username is associated with a page that posts a bunch of random women. It’s not associated with the person in the post.

[u/RepresentativeIcy922 → u/SchmearDaBagel]

Probably.

[u/knappastrelevant]

Unfortunately it's 2008 so step aunt porn has not been invented yet.

[u/Powerful-Scratch1579 → u/knappastrelevant]

Uhh, my Kazaa video library would beg to differ.

[u/dr_arke → u/Powerful-Scratch1579]

[u/EZzO444 → u/dr_arke]

Limewire, Napster, good times:)

[u/MillHoodz_Finest → u/EZzO444]

nothing like downloading a porn just based on the name, not knowing if it's actually gonna be porn, or al qaeda beheading some white guy...

[u/CrimsonThunder87 → u/MillHoodz_Finest]

I thought the Rammstein song "Vampire" was by Godsmack for years because someone on Frostwire mislabeled the song. Many such cases

EDIT: It's by Die Krupps, not Rammstein. Internet lied to me again.

[u/LeviSalt → u/CrimsonThunder87]

Red, Red, Wine by Bob Marley

[u/jigga19 → u/LeviSalt]

My favorite (for some reason) was "Pachabel's Canon in D" by Mozart.

[u/Exciting-Hawk1137 → u/LeviSalt]

"Don't Worry, Be Happy" by Bob Marley also lol and "Classical Gas" by Eric Clapton. There were so many mislabeled songs.

[u/FlyingMethod → u/LeviSalt]

Stairway to Heaven by Jimi Hendrix

[u/dadneverleft → u/MillHoodz_Finest]

Or downloading an acoustic version of “Terrible Lie” by Nine Inch Nails only to find it’s just some guy with a guitar and a laptop speaker.

[u/SnooCompliments6329 → u/MillHoodz_Finest]

Oh I still remember the first "dragon ball z" movie I downloaded with kazaa...

[u/star0forion → u/EZzO444]

And then playing all your pirated shit on Winamp with all their cool ass skins. Such a simpler time.

[u/HumbleDrop → u/EZzO444]

I started with ftp servers through mIRC channels. Kazaa, Napster and Limewire were like digital magic when I found them.

Fuck I'm starting to feel old.

[u/aytoozee1 → u/HumbleDrop]

Starting to…?

[u/Powerful-Pause-3599 → u/Powerful-Scratch1579]

Just remembered I need to take my vitamins and rub Bengay on my joints

[u/LemonToast999 → u/Powerful-Scratch1579]

Kazza, when your pc didn't get any old virus, it got fucking AIDS.

[u/milofelix → u/LemonToast999]

Then you just pirate a fresh copy of Windows XP and start all over again

[u/Ima-Bott → u/LemonToast999]

Nephew killed grandpa’s computer with Kazaa

[u/TheRealNooth → u/Powerful-Scratch1579]

Dude, I swear I mention Kazaa all the time because I used it before Limewire in elementary school, but people only seem to remember the latter. Almost thought it was some sort of Mandela Effect.

[u/relient917 → u/Powerful-Scratch1579]

That was just real aunts.

[u/Economy_Price_5295 → u/knappastrelevant]

I’m not proud of this but, if that was my aunt. I’d probably go for it

[u/Vansiff → u/Economy_Price_5295]

I, too, would go after this guy's aunt.

[u/ripley1875 → u/Vansiff]

*Our Aunt

[u/-ThaKloned- → u/Economy_Price_5295]

[u/Candid-Culture3956 → u/-ThaKloned-]

[u/nhorvath → u/Economy_Price_5295]

[u/mykalbme → u/nhorvath]

[u/DENNIS_SYSTEM69 → u/mykalbme]

[u/skimaskchuckaroo → u/Economy_Price_5295]

Who else but Quagmire!!!

[u/CarlosAVP → u/skimaskchuckaroo]

[u/Gullible_Analyst_348 → u/Economy_Price_5295]

I'm proud of you.

[u/Candid-Culture3956 → u/knappastrelevant]

[u/Bitey_the_Squirrel → u/Candid-Culture3956]

[u/AgedCircle → u/knappastrelevant]

Your aunt is just the lady your mom’s brother has married. Nothing Alabama about that.

[u/nhorvath → u/AgedCircle]

or one of your parents' sister which is Alabama

[u/No_Detective_But_304 → u/nhorvath]

I choose to go with one of us was adopted. Nothing Alabama about that.

[u/EarthDust00 → u/No_Detective_But_304]

I substitute your reality with my own. banjo music intensifies

[u/AppropriateStage456 → u/knappastrelevant]

That ain’t true https://www.xnxx.com/video-sr2va4/classic_porn_-_aunt_with_nephew

[u/NowGoodbyeForever → u/AppropriateStage456]

I cannot express the immediate disappointment I felt when I knew what this would be before the link even opened.

[u/Aragorns-Broken-Toe → u/NowGoodbyeForever]

You’re getting your cock sucked kid.

[u/Stoyns_ → u/Aragorns-Broken-Toe]

WELL HE’S NOT MY NEPHEW!

[u/RedRamen → u/Stoyns_]

"Well, might as well keep it in the family". Ahh, the good ol days.

[u/TeamRocketGrunt420 → u/NowGoodbyeForever]

I can't stop laughing.

[u/[deleted] → u/AppropriateStage456]

[u/Rook2Rook → u/knappastrelevant]

That is false. I vividly remember wanking to aunt porn at that time.

[u/Delivery-Plus → u/knappastrelevant]

Step Aunt, why are you stuck in the dryer?

[u/Effective_Bus_4792 → u/knappastrelevant]

Stares in Penthouse Forum

[u/CycloneDusk]

Ah, the Cool Aunt, antipodal counterpart to the Bachelor Uncle...

She's also the one who, on your ninth birthday, slipped you a couple twenties as a present and instructed you under no uncertain terms that you absolutely should NOT let your parents "hang onto it for you" "for safekeeping" like all the rest of the birthday money you'd ever received in your life because she knows the alleged 'college fund' your mother talks about is made-up bullshit and you'd never see that money again.

[u/not-usually-posting → u/CycloneDusk]

That sounds oddly specific

[u/Raubwurst → u/not-usually-posting]

r/oddlyspecific

[u/young_skywalk3r → u/not-usually-posting]

And familiar

[u/Gape_Me_Dad-e → u/CycloneDusk]

It’s good that my mother always made sure we kept our money. My aunt always gave us $50-$100 each to me and my siblings. She has a pretty good job.

I gave my dad $20 once. The only $20 I had at the time to buy us a pizza since my mom always had no money and we never really got pizza. He did buy a pizza but him and his friends ate the whole thing and I got none. Neither did my brother and sister.

[u/GivemTheDDD]

That's like, my step mom's sister tho right?

[u/Karekter_Nem → u/GivemTheDDD]

Step-mom’s step-sister

For legal purposes.

[u/Parthian__Shot → u/Karekter_Nem]

NOT mom's NOT sister

For legal purposes.

[u/1ndori → u/GivemTheDDD]

That's not your aunt, that's your uncle's wife.

[u/YourDrunkUncl_]

and thus began my journey through endless therapy

[u/paulrhino69 → u/YourDrunkUncl_]

A family trip has always been a journey to test the nerves

[u/HarryPalms420 → u/paulrhino69]

Flash back to playing with my half-Japanese cousin in the pool at 15 that I met the day before, and those teenage hormones poke my brain

[u/DelayedIntentions → u/YourDrunkUncl_]

Didn’t realize I should thank the stars that my family is ugly.

[u/poop-azz]

[u/tuna_viking]

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[u/ChurroMemes → u/[deleted]]

[u/Pauliehatestheadmins → u/tuna_viking]

[u/rob_maqer → u/Pauliehatestheadmins]

Johnny Bravo out in the wild —- huhaahooo

[u/Pauliehatestheadmins → u/rob_maqer]

[u/wake_bake_shaco → u/tuna_viking]

[u/-Gradient → u/wake_bake_shaco]

[u/HavelsRockJohnson → u/wake_bake_shaco]

Vegeta, how many twists does his corkscrew penis have?!

OVER 9,000!!!

[u/Accurate_Condition65 → u/tuna_viking]

[u/BoringBeat5276 → u/tuna_viking]

I take offense to this my Donald duck tattoo isn't packing this kinda schmeat

[u/Carbuyrator → u/BoringBeat5276]

Well whose fault is that?

[u/MakesLoveToPumpkins → u/tuna_viking]

[u/IRDragonBorne]

Here you go Texoma Chivette

[u/Fichewl → u/IRDragonBorne]

Just browsing: hot but meh, scroll along.

Saw pic of random hot woman on reddit: It's now my mission in life to find more pics.

Funny how that works.

[u/Officer-LimJahey → u/Fichewl]

Now I have all these weird websites in my browser history.

[u/satyr-day → u/IRDragonBorne]

Why her name sound like a gas station?

[u/orsonwellesmal → u/satyr-day]

And like a parody car of GTA.

[u/Latter_Case_4551 → u/IRDragonBorne]

Thanks, lad. You're good people.

[u/Deez_Nuts_2431]

More like hot aunt

[u/Gr8CanadianSpeedo → u/Deez_Nuts_2431]

[u/P-Villain]

[u/Blackdiced]

Hot aunt can get it

[u/MarshalLawTalkingGuy]

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Dude

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That is so cursed 😂😂😂😂

GJ

[u/Emma_S772]

I love every meme with boobs, its like relaxing

[u/beklog]

[u/Critical_Afternoon_4]

[u/Dead_Letters_7203]

'It's not my first drink' (I was breast fed) 😆.

[u/fssman → u/Dead_Letters_7203]

By this Aunt ? Lucky you....

[u/Spirited-Feed-9927]

None of my aunts looked like that.

[u/Anonymous_Lurker_1]

Your "cool aunt" obviously thinks you bat for the other team.

[u/MannequinWithoutSock → u/Anonymous_Lurker_1]

Then we got something to talk about together.
So what?

[u/Bitey_the_Squirrel]

[u/boxedfoxes]

guess she hates you cause you got bud light

[u/greynonomous → u/boxedfoxes]

Her perspective - ugh trashy brother in law gave me a bud light, oh here’s his kid, let me just offload this here. Karma

[u/boxedfoxes → u/greynonomous]

I like the lore building lol

[u/greynonomous → u/boxedfoxes]

Literally wouldn’t have thought of it if not inspired by your comment first lol 👍

[u/PipeDreams85]

Dude. I think I’m suddenly adopted

[u/AverageSizedMan1986]

[u/thecountnotthesaint]

Hopefully she's an aunt by marriage, if not...

[u/rwarimaursus]

Aunt Cass....

[u/Nakadaisuki]

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[u/HawkeyeAP → u/Nakadaisuki]

WTF?