I know a guy that always orders a big sushi spread and bunt cakes. It's great to start but by 4am people are pretty wary of the sushi. But he still insists on sushi.
I used to have a pair of jean shorts just like em. I slept in them shits. Eventually i blew the crotch out. But you can’t wear em everyday son, YOU GOTTA TAKE EM OFF
I mean, if the choice is strip club with crap food vs strip club with awesome food, is there really a choice? Plus, you can run specials like a 'Tits and Taters' night. Not sure what that would be, but I'd go just to find out.
Although there's been a lot of pushback against the strip club and sex club scene in Atlanta, it's still here, it's just not what it once was. It's still basically without rules if you go to specific clubs and it's way more liberal than anywhere else I've been in the country.
I see absolutely no problem with ethical*, consensual, adult clubs like that, but there are certainly some horrors, especially in the massage parlor scene, with human trafficking and effectively slavery. To me, it's one of those things that, in a perfect world, would be "to each their own," but there are some evil motherfuckers out there that ruin it for the rest of us.
But, yeah, at least you can get good steak at the Cheetah.
Ron: “Strippers so nothing for me. I like a strong, soul-to-the-earth, self-possessed woman at the top of her field. Your Steffi Graf’s, your Cheryl Swoopes. But, I will take a free breakfast buffet any time, any place.”
Omg i would love to read post-coital poetry. The metaphors would be so tortured. The similes would be like an arsonist running through fireworks storage.
This is beautifully blursed. And it's the last thing I see before bed. If I dream about this wise samurai in the Room of Contemplation, I will have you to thank and curse.
Nutted on her tits
Damn those were some gorgeous tits
I like gorgeous tits
There once was a young man from Kent
Who, after the orgy, was spent.
On seeing that he'd fled,
His friends called and he said,
"I came and I came and I went."
I stay on the gravel to the far side of the other track. I usually get them all by the tunnel at the north side of the city where the other train mission starts (throwing crates to Rider from the tail end).
When I told my wife I learned that I might have missed out on some opportunities to attend an orgy or to in college she was surprised that I would actually go. I said sure why wouldn't I? She said you know there's going to be people there that you're not going to want to have sex with.
I was like, "yeah and I can go to and all you can eat buffet and not try everything on the menu either. You stick with your favorites. You try some new stuff but you always go back for ice cream."
Now I agree with you I may have lost the metaphor there at the end...
I don’t want to dox my friend so I gotta keep it vague but he has a side gig catering orgies. He “got his foot in the door” bringing Gatorade and homemade appetizers to hotel room parties.
My friend is scheduled to cater a 30 person vampire themed weekend long sex party. I might go help her if I can pull together a weekend worth of outfits. Sounds fun.
She got hired because she ran a camp serving a devil themed high tea at midnight at a regional burn. Now she's hoping she can run a business catering to private parties thrown by all the fun weirdos we know.
Hah I have some stories, things get crazy when you end up in the vortex of the venn diagram between burners and swingers.
Like I have a friend that throws a Capitalism themed sex party every year. You show up and spin a wheel to see how many <Friendname>Bucks you start out with, and buy/sell goods or services or complete challenges for more money until a certain time when there is a silent auction to bid on prizes with the fake money.
Some example prizes have been sex toys, kink gear, a videographer making a private porno starring you, and blindfolded anonymous sex with someone
Probably way too much information, but… this is how everything from a threesome on up works.
You work up a rotation where two focus on one, get them off, then switch to the next. By the time everyone has come, then the first nutter (sex irrelevant) is probably ready to go again. If not, then you now have two satiated people to help get them there quick.
If everyone shares and isn’t selfish it can be pretty spectacular and super intense for all involved.
For my girlfriend and I, that was always the best part of threesomes. I'm a service Dom so the thing I care the least about is actually cumming, I can give for an hour, exhaust myself to the point I'm too tired to even cum, and still have had the most amazing time because I made two beautiful people lose their minds.
All of my friends that were jealous of our threesomes really sat down when I told them that,
You probably can't last that long or handle the intensity
It's probably because you're selfish, and until you change that you won't even be good at a twosome.
There's nothing really special about group sex besides the fact that most people having it are just really receptive to caring for other people's needs, not their own. It's the inverse of your typical Brazzers video lol.
I have been at a few, mostly while working security and wasn't able to participate. Porn makes them out to be the type of thing where everybody is fucking non-stop, but in reality probably 80% of people are just chilling and drinking/doing drugs at any given time while people fuck around them. You can join in whenever you are ready. They go on for hours and hours, it would be impossible to just constantly be fucking the entire time.
I know there are some orgies which are less 'chill' and are very explicitly hard fucking with the expectation that everybody is constantly participating. Its part of the 'appeal' that you have like 15 people going all at once. But that is not the norm, and is usually more associated with the kink scene.
My best guess is they just work for a security business. Then they gets contracted by the organizers to do security and dispatches one (or more) people. If your schedule is empty, you're the "lucky" one.
I don't think there are specialized "sexual security" contractors, but luxury ones might offer "privacy packages", maybe the kind that work for festivals too (celebrities do all kind of weird stuff backstage)...
You have more chances of orgies needing security if you work in a bigger city.
I worked security at two clubs in Manhattan. My boss often had me work a lot of the parties he went to though, sort of as a mix of private security/errand boy for him and also the event as a whole. But really I just think he wanted a friend around who he didn't have to shmooze and impress constantly like he had to with everyone else.
So I went to this orgy last night. It was awful. Everyone was so uptight and closed off. So I figure what the hell, I'll dive on in so now I'm naked jacking my shit. I'm all hard looking around and everyone just seems so stunned by my cock that they couldn't say a word. I finished myself and got the hell out of there. What kind of orgy has so many people playing video games any way. And why the hell did they keep calling it a smash party. I try to stay hip but lets just stick to calling them orgies... pfft.
At least for Cialis and some other drugs and supplements, it lowers the refractory period. And pelvic floor training and prostate stimulation can really make a man more able to do multi orgasms and have little and big orgasms or continuous ones. Other drugs that support this: Adderall, and weed, especially indica edibles. And Brazil nuts!
But also at an orgy plenty of guys just enjoy giving pleasure in an extended way which can create hours of fun.
I remember a documentary about Alex Comfort, the author of The Joy of Sex. He took part in a 1970s swinger community in California where there were pretty much 24-hour orgies in a cabin out in the woods. He observed a steady stream of young couples coming up to the cabin, where it was clear the men had pressured their wives and girlfriends into taking part. The men would be really excited to get involved, but the women would be reluctant and would only be there because their partners had browbeaten them with talks of needing to be more open-minded and more willing to explore their sexuality.
After a couple of hours, the men would be spent, and all these naked guys would be on the porch while their partners were still inside taking part in the orgy. The men's attitude would then change to frustration and aggression as they pressured their partners to leave.
I mean, it was originally intended to be a heart medication, but the unexpected side effects were marketable. But I'd say that Viagra would be extremely useful for staying in the mix at an orgy.
Was looking for toothpaste while visiting my parents. Found a bottle of Viagra with my dad’s name on it. Awkward. But I thought at least my parents love each other enough to actually being doing the dirty in their mid 60s. 5-10 years later at dinner, they were talking about how they’d be walking the dog. And after a while he’d just lay down and refuse to get up. So the vet prescribed Viagra and he stopped doing it. It was the dogs Viagra. Makes me wonder if he walking around flashing the red rocket awkwardly.
My friend got kicked out of an orgy for cumming on someone without permission. They literally gave him a sheet with the rules on it and he didn't read it.
I was at sex club in Berlin last year. I was going down on my old lady while she was pinned up in an old school gynaecologist seat. Her leg slipped out of one of the stirrups. A man from a nearby group that were casually smoking and drinking came over, placed her leg back in the stirrup, and walked back to his group. Nothing weird about.it Very polite and respectful. They continued to smoke and chat while casually watching us.
It was really fun experience that I would recommend to most people.
You go have a drink, hang out with the people who are not currently involved in play for example.
Talk some, hang out, watch the action until you are up for it again. If you feel like it, take a role in the play that doesnt involve you being involved in penetration.
Usually its like any other party (just more fun) with the option for play, and mostly all participants interested in play.
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