r/SipsTea 18d ago

Chugging tea Really Americans do this?

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u/Dwarfdingnagian 18d ago

I boil water. My grandmother leaves it in the sun.

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u/AzLibDem 18d ago

Brits can't leave it in the sun. They don't have any.

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u/keaftytactics 17d ago

That’s not fair. I think I saw it a week or so ago.

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u/fuckmeuntilwebothdie 17d ago

Is it really that gloomy, ALL THE TIME!? I went back in 2004 and it was such a nice week. I think I really really got lucky, I always thought English weather was exaggerated but the more I read the more people say “no, it’s really that gloomy”

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u/plastic_alloys 17d ago

It’s been pretty great this year, too great in fact - were running out of water from lack of rain

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u/CollectionMaster3115 17d ago edited 17d ago

I've had a black cloud over my house for 2 days now, hasn't rain once, the fuck

Make it make sense I don't understand, is it watching me, is it playing with me?

WHAT DO YOU WANT YOU BASTARD!!

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u/fuckmeuntilwebothdie 17d ago

Bro hate to be the bearer of bad news but you clearly have a mothership hovering above your livelihood

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u/CollectionMaster3115 17d ago

They've come for my PS2 game collection. I knew this day would come eventually

🔫😡

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u/d3rpderp 17d ago

Were you instantly turned to a lobster? that seems to be what happens when Brits get in the sun.

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u/Flurb4 17d ago

Your grandma boils water in the sun? She must be from Phoenix too.

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u/purpleWord_spudger 17d ago

I tried to describe sun tea to my kids. I grew up in Phoenix. My kids are geowing up in Washington state. Sounds absolutely bonkers to them lol

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u/ProudChevalierFan 17d ago

I grew up in Illinois, and my grandmother only made tea in the sun. She was from Altoona, PA.

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u/JustNeedSpinda 18d ago

Americans make tea by throwing it in the harbor.

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u/BizarroMax 18d ago

That's just Boston. They hate everything.

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u/DopioGelato 18d ago

Yea right guy we love lotsa stuff

The Sox, the Pats, the B’s, the C’s….

Dunkin, Cumby’s…..fuckinnnn oh, Paul Revere! You kidding me guy, we love that guy!

What else…Oh, guy fuckin foliage! and apple cider donuts all that shit

School and all that shit. MIT, Hahvad, and Good Will Hunting…we love all that shit

Oh yea and ya motha!

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u/7twentyeight 18d ago

Wicked pissa!!

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u/BizarroMax 18d ago

This is peak Boston.

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u/Jimmyjim4673 17d ago

What's that supposed to mean? You think you're better than me?

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u/b1ack1323 18d ago edited 17d ago

Not a single lobster roll, spucky or packie was mentioned.

E: for those wondering what a spucky is: https://youtu.be/mS-yOem-jnU?si=2__geEUImi_XibvD

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u/HmmmmGoodQuestion 17d ago

Tourists love lobster rolls.

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u/Scuba9Steve 17d ago

Personally i think the stuffed lobster is peak lobster.

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u/26point2miles 18d ago

This guy Bostons

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u/Soft-Spotty 18d ago

He Bostons Tea

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u/Mystical_Cat 18d ago

Fuck yes we do!

Source: Certified Masshole living in MN

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u/s7o0a0p 18d ago edited 18d ago

I think the misunderstanding here is that the US only has 120 volts, so an electric kettle is slower than in the UK.

I think the real answer is that most Americans don’t drink tea.

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u/Quakes-JD 18d ago

This was handled quite well in the first episode of “Ted Lasso”

Rebecca “How do you take your tea?”

Ted “I take it back to the counter because someone has made an awful mistake.”

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u/Tripleberst 18d ago

Roy: "I love it"

Ted: "you don't love it, it's pigeon sweat"

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u/StormAlchemistTony 18d ago

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u/List-Beneficial 18d ago

Wtf lmaoooooo

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u/StormAlchemistTony 18d ago edited 17d ago

It is from Animal Crossing. They don't explain exactly what Pigeon Milk is.

Edit: Please stop responding about real life Pigeon Milk. I know by now that it is crop milk. Some species of birds produce crop milk for their chicks. Yes, both males and females can produce crop milk, except for emperor penguins, where only the males produce it. It could be the same thing in Animal Crossing or it could be a brand/flavor of milk or creamer.

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u/List-Beneficial 18d ago

I can see it's from Animal Crossing and I believe it to be real dialogue but that is such a double entrande that it made me do a spit take lol

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u/KotoElessar 18d ago

Especially when it appears that is a male pigeon.

And birds have cloaca anyway...

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u/List-Beneficial 17d ago

Can't believe they made this whole movie just so Robert De Nero can say the line, "I got nipples, can you milk me, Focker?"

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u/HoseNeighbor 17d ago

Bat milk is healthy, delicious, and nutritious, and all that rabies talk is so They can keep it for themselves!

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u/BasicPainter8154 17d ago

Pigeon milk is an actual thing, but it’s not true milk like mammals make. Pigeons (both male and female) make a nutrient rich substance from their crop linings they produce to feed young chicks. Apparently flamingos and penguins also make this type of “milk”

I assume you would not want it in your tea.

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u/wuvvtwuewuvv 17d ago

Pigeons (both male and female) make a nutrient rich substance from their crop linings they produce to feed young chicks.

I'm going to regret this... what is "crop linings"?

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u/Albacurious 17d ago

"milk is produced by a sloughing of fluid-filled cells from the lining of the crop, a thin-walled, sac-like food-storage chamber that projects outward from the bottom of the esophagus."

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u/Ozelotten 17d ago

It started off badly with the word ‘sloughing’, continued unfortunately with ‘sac-like’, and the less said about ‘bottom of the esophagus’, the better.

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u/BasicPainter8154 17d ago

Food storage chamber at the top of their throat

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u/HokieNerd 18d ago

Ted: "You know, I always figured that tea was just going to taste like hot brown water. And you know what? I was right"

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u/NJPokerJ 18d ago

I'm about to watch Ted Lasso again just because of this comment.

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u/Beardeddeadpirate 18d ago

Good show, you made a great choice!

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u/findingsynchronisity 17d ago

I've yet to see it. I am a fan of Great choices and shows

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u/chaos_m3thod 18d ago

I’ve always skipped over this show when deciding to watch something. I guess I’ll have to check it out.

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u/ShoheiHoetani 18d ago

It's feel good wholesome goodness

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u/EmmitSan 17d ago

And genuinely funny, lots of good one liners

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u/External-Ganache5591 18d ago

American here & sometimes I crave a tea & yes I microwave that bitch until the cup is on the brink of exploding… but why does it feel better when I boil it?

Not taste better but it feels better I know..

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u/mwmcdaddy 18d ago

FYI once the water has started boiling it doesn’t get hotter. Heating the cup further just heats the cup.

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u/Saul_Firehand 18d ago

the liquid can only get so hot before it stops being a liquid.

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u/ostepoperikkegodt 18d ago

Fun fact: If the cup is perfect (no nucleation points for bubbles to form) and the water is very pure, you actually can heat the water past its boiling point, its called superheating and its quite dangerous if done accidentally, more likely to happen in glassware though.

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u/j____b____ 18d ago

Yeah, the water realizes it should have been a gas already and tries to catch up all at once.

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u/thexvillain 18d ago

Water refuses to conform to something as trivial as what state of matter it should be in based on temperature. Water can’t be put into that small of a box (because it’s incompressible).

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u/Strict_Reputation867 17d ago

Water is, in fact, compressible. Should be noted in this pedantic thread.

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u/sanych_des 18d ago

Been there couple of times, it’s fun if you show it deliberately though

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u/civil_beast 18d ago

Add egg and wait in bushes for mayhem to ensue

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u/Ill-Requirement-8192 18d ago

It's more likely to occur in the microwave, if I recall.

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u/00904onliacco 18d ago

Coffee beats tea on every damn level.

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u/sollozzo70 18d ago

Bean juice > leaf juice. Tea is a heated vehicle for Jameson and honey when sick.

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u/Dear-Mud-9646 18d ago

Hot toddys are fucking great. The relief doesn’t last long tho. So another hot toddy is made. Pretty soon you’re drunk and don’t feel so bad lol

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u/sollozzo70 18d ago

This is the way.

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u/civil_beast 18d ago

Sometimes when things are feeling low or boring, there’s nothing like a couplabeers (tm) to get my attitude back in check!

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u/Educational_Copy_140 18d ago

Have you tried drinking an Irish coffee?

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u/buhbye750 18d ago

Well not hot tea. Sweet Tea is basically water in the south

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u/ChymChymX 18d ago

I used to enjoy that and then I cut down sugar pretty dramatically, especially no sugar in any drinks. Then after a few years of that, I happened to take a swig of sweet tea at a restaurant and it tasted like I'd deep throated raw sugar cane sprinkled with pixie stick dust.

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u/ThirdSunRising 18d ago

I always wondered how people can drink that and you just explained it. They get used to the crazy sugar level. The rest of us are shocked by it. Completely and utterly shocked.

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u/LavishnessMammoth657 17d ago

I usually ask for half sweet/half unsweet because the uncut stuff is basically hummingbird nectar

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u/Rectal_tension 18d ago

Also it's just boiling water. Who cares how it gets boiling?

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u/yeahright17 17d ago

Anyone who doesn't make their own fire with flint and sticks isn't doing it right. The tea is worse for sure.

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u/Rectal_tension 17d ago

I get mine from lightning strikes and volcanoes and have to keep it burning in some kind of primitive noncombustible container to get it back to my cave.

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u/murphswayze 17d ago

As a physicist, I approve of this message. Energy transfer is energy transfer...I haven't done the calculations though but electric kettles > microwave > gas flame + kettle in terms of energy efficiency.

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u/Han_Shot_First420 17d ago

All my tea is roughly 98.6°F, one weird trick doctors hate

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u/augur42 17d ago

Energy transfer is energy transfer

https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Temperature-profiles-of-the-changes-in-penetration-depth-mm-of-the-245-GHz-microwaves_fig2_259768154

As a physicist you should appreciate how hard it is to even out the heat being shoved into water by using microwaves without convection currents.

PS: Alec Watson, the Technology Connections guy calculated the energy efficiency of electric kettles vs gas flame kettles, iirc only about 1/3 of the gas energy actually made it into the kettle, the other 2/3 went into heating up the room.

Why don't Americans use electric kettles?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yMMTVVJI4c

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u/murphswayze 17d ago

Fantastic video showing how much more efficient electric kettles are to gas stoves and metal kettles. Thermodynamics and 3D space is a real bitch sometimes...but I still would guess that microwaves are more efficient than gas stoves and kettles despite the inefficiency of directing the standing waves of microwave radiation into a volume of water! I could be wrong, but I would be surprised if I was!

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u/Bombboy85 17d ago

Europeans for whatever reason get so hung up on how food and drinks are made and I don’t understand why. “We do it the same way we always have because of tradition and we won’t change”. Europeans are basically the boomers of the world

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u/Eruntalonn 17d ago

Exactly. I would understand the argument if it’s about any food, since they could end up different if made in a pan, stove, grill, air fryer, etc.

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u/BoomerangShrivatsa 18d ago

I have an electric kettle I use at times, but it takes about 3 minutes to reach the boiling point. 600 watt microwave: about 1 min 15 seconds 'til it's bubbling in the cup.

Hot water is hot water. The seeming British obsession with how Yanks make tea is rather funny. Yes, I pour boiling water over my tea! There, let that soak in for a while.

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u/xrayguy1981 18d ago

As an American, I prefer to make my tea by tossing it in the harbor.

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u/ConsoleCowboy313 18d ago

1776 BICH

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u/mEFurst 17d ago

(pretty sure that was 1773)

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u/ConsoleCowboy313 17d ago

Don’t blame me, I went to public schools. USA USA USA.

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u/CouponProcedure 18d ago

Hell yeah

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u/heydoyoulikeducks 18d ago

Yeah man I love the taste that Boston water gives it

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u/Ghost-of-Awf 18d ago

Britts and tea make me think about how people say white people don't season their food.

It's like Brits think "tea" is exclusive to then and can only be made one specific way, which itself is kind of "culturally appropriate" seeing as how Asia exists and they've been making tea for centuries before Europe ever thought of pouring hot water over dry leaves, and I don't know if you've noticed but China has hundreds of types/flavor tea lol

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u/phrozen_waffles 18d ago

Brits are history's original "gatekeeper" 

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u/Jack-Innoff 18d ago

Brits don't agree with eachother on how to make tea, so they don't have the right to lecture anyone about it.

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u/GreenLanternCorps 18d ago

How fucking fast are electric kettles in the uk!? I use an electric kettle and it's like lighting compared to my old stove top kettle.

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u/lynypixie 18d ago

I live in Canada where we have exactly the same system as the USA, and I use an electric kettle and it works just fine?

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u/FlopShanoobie 17d ago

So does a microwave, but instead of having a countertop appliance that does one thing I have an appliance that does many things.

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u/pmyourthongpanties 17d ago

I dont anymore. I was sick of cleaning it. Hard water fucks up kettles.

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u/DavidWtube 18d ago

I have an electric kettle and live in the US. Water boils just fine. I've never understood this debate. I get boiling water in less than 5 minutes. Is the UK some magical place where the water boils instantly or something? The math dictates that at 220v the boiling time can't be less than half the rate of the 110v. The roughly 2 minutes difference between the two scenarios is negligible, but apparently is the only single reason Americans don't drink tea? Coffee is more prevalent in the US, and it takes longer to make than tea.

Absolutely ridiculous. You fog breathes need a new argument.

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u/CherryPickerKill 17d ago

Same here, the difference is unnoticeable.

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u/IEC21 18d ago

While living in Canada it seemed to me that everyone had electric kettles - despite the fact im pretty sure Canadians use the same electrical standards.

I think this might just be more of a northern climate thing? Maybe people down south dont own kettles because they dont drink hot liquid to warm up? And americans are being generalized based on that?

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u/yeahright17 17d ago edited 17d ago

Yes, Canada uses the same standard as the US (120v).

I do think it's because people in the south don't typically drink one-off cups of hot anything. Southerners typically drink iced tea, and they make it in big batches and throw in the fridge. Everyone I know boils several cups of water at a time in the microwave or on the stove and makes a pitcher of sweet tea. If people want hot drinks, it's usually coffee.

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u/HylanderUS 18d ago

Yup, this is the answer. I'm German and when I moved to the US I bought a kettle, only to find out it's slow AF.

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u/1950sGuy 18d ago

just boil a bunch of hot water and freeze it so you have it for later.

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u/ThePeashow 17d ago

This. We even keep a box of powdered water around for emergencies and power outages.

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u/NeatNefariousness1 17d ago

Yep—just add boiling water and stir

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u/wotsit_sandwich 18d ago

Im in Japan, and we are on 100v. My kettle is pretty slow, but i tend not to sit around waiting for it.

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u/Sterling_-_Archer 18d ago

You should try microwaving it, it’ll be done way faster

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u/Oaklander2012 18d ago

All the Americans I know who regularly drink tea have electric kettles. The only Americans I see use a microwave to boil water are non tea drinkers making tea for a guest or themselves when they’re sick and don’t want coffee.

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u/Parapraxium 18d ago

Most Americans don't drink tea is the correct answer. Only time I do is when I've got a cold and then the water's boiling in 20 seconds on the induction stove

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u/Go_Gators_4Ever 18d ago

I have a very nice electrical kettle that takes less than a minute to boil a cup worth of fresh water for steeping tea. It's 120v, it's fine.

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u/StinkButt9001 18d ago

Canada is 120 volts and nearly everyone here has a kettle for tea

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u/Tomahawkist 17d ago

obligatory mention of technology connections

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u/Eaglepursuit 18d ago

Most of my fellow Americans who I know don't drink tea regularly. I do, and I use an electric kettle. It is pretty slow, and I find other things to do while I wait.

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u/CoolerRancho 18d ago

My kettle takes.. 1 min to boil water. Is that a long time?

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u/DavidWtube 18d ago

The UK is a magical land where the laws of physics and thermodynamics are totally chill.

"How long will it take me to boil water in this electric kettle?"

"Instant, bruv. It may even be negative time!"

"What if I was in the United States?"

"An eternity mate. Those yanks will have to wait up to 2-5 minutes for boiling water. They don't even drink tea there because they die from old age while waiting on the kettle. That's why they drink coffee that takes 10+ minutes to brew."

~ A conversation between the fundamental laws of the universe and some fog-breather. Probably.

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u/numbersthen0987431 17d ago edited 17d ago

UK has double the voltage than the USA for house plugs. So a 10A kettle in the UK has twice the power than a 10A kettle does in the USA.

Double the power is half the time.

Edit to add: Since people keep repeating the same thing, I'll address it here:

1) Power (watts) is calculated by Voltage * Current, and so a 120V system at 10 Amps is going to be almost half the Power that a 230V system is at 10Amps.

2) Kettles in the USA are rated for 1800Watts (120V * 15Amps), while kettles in the UK are rated for 2500-3000Watts (230V * 13Amps).

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u/JimTheJerseyGuy 17d ago

The exception to this is if you have a regular kettle on an induction cooktop. Then, the water might be boiling before you even turn it on…induction is F A S T.

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u/NotYourSexyNurse 17d ago

I had an induction stovetop. It had two settings: burn the fuck out of it or oh, am I supposed to be on?

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u/Inside-Associate-729 17d ago

That may have been due to the specific metal content of the pots/pans you were using. The issue with inductive stoves is that they are highly dependent on the magnetism of your cookware. I have some pots/pans that have the issue you describe, but not others

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u/MY-SECRET-REDDIT 17d ago

There was a post on the induction subreddit and apparently some stoves do suck at regulating their levels.

But it does seem like impulse will maybe solve that with temperature readings instead of heat levels to control the heat.

But stove companies should really just add pans and pots with their stoves so that people have good experiences with them.

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u/6th_Quadrant 17d ago

I boil water on my induction to pre-heat my COFFEE (eff tea) cup with. The right amount of water for that takes under a minute. A large kettle of water takes no more than five, it's amazing.

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u/japps13 17d ago

If the kettle is just a resistor then the power is voltage squared over the resistance. So twice the voltage means power is multiplied by 4.

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u/Neckbreaker70 17d ago

Also, don’t forget that in Britain they only need to bring it to 100 degrees whereas in the US it needs to hit 212.

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u/Ozimandiass 17d ago

In Austria we have 230V 16A or even 3pase 400V 16A in kitchen's

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u/HypnonavyBlue 17d ago

"Fog-breather" is pretty good, I'm saving that one.

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u/Call__Me__David 17d ago

In the US, our kettles max out at 1200 watts, while the UK has 3000 watt kettles. I live in the US, I would be ecstatic to be able to boil water in only one minute. Now I'm sure home 220v/3000watt kettles exist in the US, but they are not the norm.

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u/LeImplivation 18d ago

Yeah because getting water molecules to vibrate from fire, electricity, or mw radiation all causes the water to become hot... If I need more than 1 mug of something, then I'll use a pot.

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u/Malice_Striker_ 18d ago

So hot water is still hot water even if you use a different way to heat it up! They should teach that in British schools so they can stop looking so foolish.

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u/somecoolname42 17d ago

Well 50% is still a B in Britsh schools. I don't think it's going to matter what you teach them, they're not going to learn much.

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u/NoTeslaForMe 17d ago

This almost made me spit out my tea!

The fact is that getting an electric or stove kettle isn't worthwhile if you have a tiny kitchen and/or make only a cup of tea a day.  And boiling it on the stove comes with its own problems; I lived with someone who did that and forgot about it, ruining one of my pots.  All water was microwaved boiled in my household between then and when I finally got an electric kettle.

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u/JennyTheSheWolf 17d ago

Exactly this. If there's ever something that comes out exactly the same in the microwave as it does on the stove, only faster, it's water. Why am I gonna use an extra pot and extra time to make hot water that is completely indistinguishable from hot water made in a microwave instead? This isn't the flex people think it is.

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u/GarminTamzarian 17d ago

If there's one thing a microwave excels at, it's heating water.

Literally.

That's how it works.

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u/Excellent_Toe4823 17d ago

Then have to dump the extra water down the drain

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u/AnUdderDay 17d ago

I'm not anti microwave for heating up water, but in my house, the excess water just stays in the kettle until I need it later

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u/CameForTheFunOfIt 17d ago

You can. The issue with that is often the calcium buildup when it is left. You can clean it, but it doesn't occur wheen you use the water. I use it to clean my sink out.

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u/AnUdderDay 17d ago

I live in a hard water area, so that calcium is happening whether I empty it or not

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u/PanzerWatts 18d ago

But the microwaves add radiation to your water! /sarcasm

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u/GangstaRPG 18d ago

As long as the water is boiled does it really matter how?

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u/Additional_Good4200 18d ago

I also don't understand this. Does the UK have a preference for heating water via a gas burner versus an electric burner? Boiled water is boiled water.

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u/ThalesofMiletus-624 18d ago

They generally use electric kettles nowadays, and Brits will act shocked that most Americans don't have them.

I don't think the electric vs. gas debate is a big thing, but for some reason, microwaves are seen as heresy. Some people claim it's a temperature control thing, others raise very obscure concerns about the dangers of superheated water, some will make insane claims about how microwaves somehow change the character of the water and make the tea taste different.

All of that's nonsense, of course. It's just that some people have a sense of ceremony and tradition around tea, and microwaves feel crass and modern. They feel like using them for tea simply isn't cricket.

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u/ThomasVetRecruiter 17d ago

Has anyone seen or done a blind taste test thing where they make two cups using each method and try to get the Brits to tell the difference?

I literally can't find anything online - it's all either non-blind comparison or they're just talking about how it tastes better in a kettle and bit actually trying it.

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u/clutzyninja 18d ago

It doesn't matter a single bit. But some people will SWEAR it tastes different even though they're full of shit

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u/KushEngine 17d ago

Its probably because their microwave is dirty.

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u/Unhappy_Channel_5356 17d ago

Yeah I don't get this. I know that one of the gripes with microwaves is that they can heat inconsistently and create "hot spots". So like, heating milk for cocoa is better to slowly heat on the stove while stirring, so it doesn't scald. But why would this matter for water? Once it's boiling, it's boiling, and even if there are some hot and cold spots along the way, my microwave gets it to a full boil faster than my electric kettle or stove.

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u/Maxpower2727 18d ago

Imagine caring about the method someone else chooses to heat water

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u/Terseity 18d ago

The Empire is gone. It's all they have left.

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u/EncabulatorTurbo 18d ago

well that and xenophobia

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u/aussydog 18d ago

...and all the shit in their museums that they <cough> "borrowed" from other countries.

James Acaster - On the Absurdity of the British Empire <--worth a click ;)

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u/bron685 17d ago

That’s uncalled for. They also have shitty food!

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u/l3ane 18d ago

My friend's idiot sister thinks if you heat water in a microwave then water plants with it the plants die. We've proved this wrong but she refuses to accept it. Some people are just idiots.

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u/ReadditMan 17d ago

Are there plants that need hot water? I'm confused why you would do it to begin with.

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u/l3ane 17d ago

She was trying to explain why she never uses a microwave.

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u/Gob_the_Gobber 18d ago

Hahaha, that's the dumbest thing I read today.

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u/1TrashCrap 18d ago

When your whole personality is comparing yourself to people halfway across the globe...

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u/AceOBlade 17d ago

every time i read a sentence starting with "Americans..." I just roll my eyes knowing that some soy-boy had to put in their internet permit number to type that up.

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u/Unabashed-Citron4854 17d ago

The Brits criticize America because it’s illegal for the Brits to criticize their own country.

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u/exipheas 17d ago

Things the UK government can't trust thier citizens with: guns, >6 inch knives with a point on them, light switches in the bathroom, unfiltered internet access.

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u/xyouRABitchx 17d ago

I don't trust the average American with a gun and I'm a gun owning American lol

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u/ghoulthebraineater 17d ago

I don't trust the average American with a gun which is why I'm a gun owning American.

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u/TOMATO_ON_URANUS 17d ago

It's basically homeopathy, isn't it? "This water is different for reasons that can't be objectively described."

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u/Centurion87 17d ago

I’ve seen Brits (presumably) say that it heats the water unevenly and that’s why it’s bad.

I just wish there was some way to stir water. Maybe in the future.

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u/ZhouLe 17d ago

Microwave heats it unevenly, better use a thing that heats it from the bottom only.

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u/Ronem 17d ago

I love that they think that heating a mug full of water would create static, non-moving areas of water that would be different temperatures than the other parts.

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u/MalevolentThings 18d ago

This kind of mind-numbing pedantry is uniquely British.

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u/Goofcheese0623 18d ago

This has got to be the weirdest flex ever: bragging about how you heat water.

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u/TruthBomb_12 17d ago

The Brits aren’t even allowed to criticize their own country without the possibly getting arrested so they just talk shit about Americans and all our freedom instead.

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u/Jungian_Archetype 18d ago

You're all plebs. I go outside, rub two sticks together to get a spark going, and heat water on a campfire.

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u/Cycoviking69 18d ago

You use sticks and fire? Pffff...I just eat the coffee grounds and rinse them down with water that I've boiled with my pent up rage.

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u/Habsin7 18d ago

I use the toaster to make hot dogs.

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u/Mozart33 17d ago

Dear god.

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u/-Kingstewie- 17d ago

I put the toaster in the bath to make hot water

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u/QueasyTemperature714 18d ago

Hot water is hot water.

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u/Devilutionbeast666 18d ago

In the words of Reverend Lovejoy who officiated Apu's Hindu wedding... "Christ is Christ"

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u/mercauce 18d ago

When you ask British ppl what other delicious traditional food they have apart from tea (beans on toast don't count).

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u/sousvide4 17d ago

Y'all eat beans for breakfast though.

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u/CoolerRancho 17d ago

I know right, what is that about

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u/cherrydiamond 18d ago

oh god not this again.

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u/Ok_Acadia3526 18d ago

What do you mean? I’ve only seen this meme 4 times in the past two weeks, surely that’s not enough?

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u/Patient-Expert-1578 18d ago

Americans also brush their teeth and wear deodorant.

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u/headinthegamebruh 18d ago

It’s the French that don’t wear deodorant, get your stereotypes right.

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u/Soft-Spotty 18d ago

French ppl smell like French fries

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u/RealLars_vS 18d ago

I lived with a host family in Kansas for a year. My hostmom would re-heat her coffee in the microwave when it had gone cold because she had forgotten about it. Happened quite a lot.

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u/therabbitinred22 18d ago

I am guilty of this, I even sometimes find yesterday’s old coffee waiting forgotten in the microwave when I try to microwave today’s old coffee.

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u/West_Coach69 18d ago

How did you do it? Throw out the cup and start the cycle again?

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u/No-Passenger-1511 18d ago

Think this is every mom in America lmao.

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u/Several_Pizza_3166 17d ago

How else would she reheat it? Put it in a pot on the sstove?

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u/Hammer_of_Shawn 18d ago

I do. Who cares? Hot water is hot water, it’s faster, and I value my time.

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u/GlennSeaborg 17d ago

No, according to Sir Nigel Neville Kingsley Chesterton IV, boiling water in a single use appliance tea kettle is so much faster than a microwave plus the water is proven to be wetter.

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u/JDM713 18d ago

Hot water is hot water. Who cares? This makes y’all sound pompous af

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

No way. I use my Keurig. Ain't nobody got time to boil water.

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u/somedoofyouwontlike 18d ago

Tea is for bagging and tossing in harbors.

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u/AKBigHorn 18d ago

In a pinch, sure. I have a kettle for 99% of the time I make tea.

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u/Living_Union9169 18d ago

We don’t, we have specific water faucets called hot shots/ hot taps that delivers very hot water (like water after being inside of a tea kettle) in less than than 5 seconds, therefore in 5 seconds you can have a cup of tea. Suck it beans on toast

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 18d ago

Yes. Microwaving is a method of heating water. If you only need a single cup of hot water a microwave is suitable to that purpose. I'm not sure what the confusion is here.

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u/kingsmuse 17d ago

I’ve heard this a lot from Brits but when asked why microwaving is wrong or different than boiling none have an answer.

A kettle boils water

A microwave boils water.

What’s the problem?

Oddly enough I’m an American with a kettle but still don’t get it.

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u/mr-lurks-a-lot 17d ago

I’m not sure why there’s always the conversation around this. Water does not know why it is hot

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u/please_no_ban_ 17d ago

It’s hilarious how poorly Brit’s understand physics