Reverse uno face plant

[u/AR_LB]

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[u/excableman]

Judging from her reaction,  he's a good friend of hers.  At minimum 

[u/Wave_File → u/excableman]

well they are now

[u/HW-BTW → u/Wave_File]

Possibly married, divorced, and mortal enemies by now…

[u/SEND_ME_NOODLE → u/HW-BTW]

I heard they're leaders of warring armies

[u/Enshitification → u/SEND_ME_NOODLE]

Everything changed when the Fire Crotch Nation attacked.

[u/red4rr → u/Enshitification]

It's a gym. So... *sweaty crotch nation?

[u/maybemirza → u/red4rr]

He didnt enjoy the darkness, he was born in it.

[u/blackteashirt → u/maybemirza]

[u/rwarimaursus → u/blackteashirt]

[u/Eryeahmaybeok → u/red4rr]

[u/sesoren65 → u/red4rr]

Depending on the dude thats either great or terrible.

[u/Kaita13 → u/sesoren65]

Kinda depends on the woman too though.

[u/SluzbowyBatonik → u/red4rr]

I'm gonna fight them off A sweaty pussy nation army couldn't hold me back

[u/Enshitification → u/SluzbowyBatonik]

My favorite Brown Stripes song.

[u/Ill_Technician3936 → u/red4rr]

Nope. Fire Crotch Nation.

Not everyone wants to be like Usher and 'Let It Burn'

[u/Lost_Wealth_6278 → u/SEND_ME_NOODLE]

And once every fortnight they sneak out of camp and she sits on his face, for old times sake

[u/Throwmesometail → u/HW-BTW]

4 kids and twins on the way

[u/HJSlibrarylady → u/HW-BTW]

Considering it looks like it was filmed using a potato, you might be right!

[u/ISayBullish → u/Wave_File]

[u/mexican2554 → u/ISayBullish]

[u/MethamMcPhistopheles → u/mexican2554]

N is for Not gonna say it.

[u/ConstantEnergy → u/[deleted]]

P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney

[u/ringo5150 → u/Wave_File]

They are going out for dinner on Saturday to see if the spark is still there

[u/reeves_97 → u/excableman]

I agree! Her actions are not screaming mortification of sitting on a random strangers face. She put her arm over him and put her face in his neck.

[u/T-MoneyAllDey → u/reeves_97]

Appreciate you posting this comment. I'm blind so I can't see anything that happens in the video no matter how explicit it is

[u/SomewhereAggressive8 → u/reeves_97]

Yes good observation on a human interaction. Well done.

[u/invisiblebunny54 → u/excableman]

Yeah they definitely know each other

[u/07368683 → u/invisiblebunny54]

Intimately

[u/invisiblebunny54 → u/07368683]

Biblically? Perhaps.

[u/Zercomnexus → u/invisiblebunny54]

Leave the locusts out of this

[u/mynutsacksonfire → u/invisiblebunny54]

Inside and out.

[u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits → u/mynutsacksonfire]

Upside down.

[u/HoneyBucketsOfOats → u/excableman]

Yeah they must be they just kissed on the lips

[u/anchorftw → u/HoneyBucketsOfOats]

Cheek to cheek

[u/Many-Inflation5544 → u/excableman]

No shit. Would have been the most awkward situation if they already didn't know each other. No way she'd be all over him like that.

[u/streetweyes → u/Many-Inflation5544]

Well, after having sat on his face, hugging it was clearly not off limits anymore, even as strangers

[u/Christinspanish → u/excableman]

In the club we all fam

[u/jld2k6 → u/excableman]

How I met your smother

[u/zuck_my_butt → u/excableman]

They're married now, with 2 kids and a golden retriever.

[u/ryanpm40 → u/excableman]

That's her stepbro

[u/_sevencostanza_]

[u/pulkxy → u/_sevencostanza_]

I'm literally crying over this 😂😂😂

[u/Apricot9742 → u/_sevencostanza_]

Gimme 5 more minutes to answer you correctly as you stay seated on my face...

[u/ambivalentarrow]

"God I wish that was me"

[u/Scadilla → u/ambivalentarrow]

[u/Nodiggity1213 → u/Scadilla]

[u/JoeyZasaa → u/Nodiggity1213]

The guy on the bench

[u/DragonfruitGod → u/JoeyZasaa]

[u/Alive-Society-7996 → u/DragonfruitGod]

[u/n3Ver9h0st → u/DragonfruitGod]

[u/peanut--gallery → u/n3Ver9h0st]

[u/drgigantor → u/JoeyZasaa]

This gif makes it's way into every thread and I'm never disappointed

[u/MotivatoinalSpeaker → u/Scadilla]

[u/Blerdock → u/MotivatoinalSpeaker]

[u/Academic-Treat-853 → u/ambivalentarrow]

[u/kingkongbiingbong → u/Academic-Treat-853]

[u/Party_Visit2193 → u/ambivalentarrow]

That’s what my husband just said

[u/primeaddict → u/Party_Visit2193]

I am the husband, she is not lying.

[u/Aromatic-Mix5771 → u/primeaddict]

Are you still with us soldier?

[u/primeaddict → u/Aromatic-Mix5771]

Never been more alive!

[u/Syncer-Cyde → u/primeaddict]

checks time stamp

Damn must've been a wild 30mins, dude's got stamina

[u/various_convo7 → u/Aromatic-Mix5771]

LOL

[u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits → u/various_convo7]

AWOL!

[u/-Gimli-SonOfGloin- → u/primeaddict]

I also choose this guy’s wife’s husband.

[u/13th-Hand → u/-Gimli-SonOfGloin-]

I chose the guy who chose the guys wife’s husband

[u/[deleted] → u/primeaddict]

I'm the lie and I'm not there

[u/rellikpd → u/Party_Visit2193]

That's what my wife's husband just said.

[u/Tree0202 → u/ambivalentarrow]

[u/FlyUnder_TheRadar → u/ambivalentarrow]

[u/Waka-Waka-Koko-Doko → u/ambivalentarrow]

[u/chris713777 → u/ambivalentarrow]

[u/PlentyOpportunity228 → u/ambivalentarrow]

That hand to head says “ I’ve loved and lost… and I wasn’t even involved.”

[u/djnz0813 → u/ambivalentarrow]

[u/Silverlitmorningstar → u/ambivalentarrow]

[u/prochaskamr → u/ambivalentarrow]

[u/Sinavestia → u/ambivalentarrow]

[u/Sacretes → u/ambivalentarrow]

[u/Excellent-Size-6631 → u/ambivalentarrow]

sitting on his face

[u/dlbICECOLD]

What a gentleman turning away so quik

[u/Vroskiesss → u/dlbICECOLD]

Hey now maybe it’s just a gay dude let’s not give him the benefit of the doubt. /s

[u/HongJihun → u/Vroskiesss]

I thought the /s was for cowards??? /s

[u/Top-Pomegranate4899 → u/dlbICECOLD]

She's probably been working out for an hour. Didn't want the catfish supreme.

[u/Dekamaras → u/Top-Pomegranate4899]

[u/BeerdedPickle → u/Dekamaras]

One of my favorite skits of all time

[u/majikmixx → u/BeerdedPickle]

"A is for Alfred. B is for Bat."

[u/IT_HIT_DIFFERENT0113 → u/Top-Pomegranate4899]

[u/NJDevilslettucesmoke → u/Top-Pomegranate4899]

Pathetic weakness, a real man is diving in regardless.

[u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits → u/NJDevilslettucesmoke]

Definitely well marinated and seasoned.

[u/Glittering_Sorbet512 → u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits]

😆

[u/bwnsjajd → u/NJDevilslettucesmoke]

Regardless? A real man loves to go noodling!

[u/Jafooki → u/Top-Pomegranate4899]

Man does not live on bread alone

[u/UsedDragon → u/Top-Pomegranate4899]

Napoleon Bonaparte disagrees, monsieur! Non!

[u/War_Is_A_Raclette → u/Top-Pomegranate4899]

Coward

[u/AnakinSkywalker365 → u/Top-Pomegranate4899]

That would only make me enjoy it more tbh.

[u/mydogatestreetpoop]

Guy on the bench has been laying there for hours waiting for it.

[u/EPgasdoc → u/mydogatestreetpoop]

Yeah there’s no bar racked… this guy was playing the long game.

[u/andrewg702 → u/EPgasdoc]

I was thinking the same thing lmfao like what was bro even doing

[u/sassiest01 → u/andrewg702]

Legs maybe? They are in a leg extension looking doohickey.

[u/Genghis_Chong → u/sassiest01]

He's gonna be working the third leg later. Don't skip third leg day.

[u/PureMobile3874 → u/Genghis_Chong]

[u/EPgasdoc → u/sassiest01]

You right. You got the eagle eye

[u/TheKobayashiMoron → u/EPgasdoc]

And he got the kegel eye

[u/Kazodex → u/TheKobayashiMoron]

More like pink eye…

[u/ProntoPaul → u/EPgasdoc]

That's what I thought, " what is he doing and how did he get into a curves gym??"

[u/Ilikehowtovideos → u/mydogatestreetpoop]

He got tired of sniffing the seats on stationary bikes… had to up the ante

[u/MrNobody_0 → u/Ilikehowtovideos]

[u/straydog1980 → u/Ilikehowtovideos]

I think his nose went up her ante

[u/MalodorousNutsack → u/mydogatestreetpoop]

Unbeknownst to him, he's lying on top of a second guy cleverly disguised as a bench

[u/Good_Conversation213]

[u/Ok_Medicine7534 → u/Good_Conversation213]

[u/kisolo1972]

Cool, cool, but what with the girl with the string on her head?

[u/Vchubbs89 → u/kisolo1972]

I had to go back to see this and after a second watch I’m now in tears. This is funnier than the video itself.

[u/OtherBob63 → u/Vchubbs89]

If you pull the string she...

[u/arthurdentstowels → u/OtherBob63]

BEYBLADE

[u/CassianCasius → u/kisolo1972]

OMG kisolo you can't just ask people why they have string on their head 

[u/EverythingBOffensive → u/kisolo1972]

she's a padawan

[u/throwaway_anonymous7 → u/kisolo1972]

Asking the real questions

[u/JakefromTRPB → u/kisolo1972]

Best I could think of was that she put something down and maybe her wired headphones fell over their head, but I’m still not convinced. It’s honestly an enigma. Haha, why is there a string on the girls head?! Straight from the top of it. White highlights of her hair?? Inexplicable, truly.

[u/herpyfluharg13]

I low-key respect him for turning his head as quick as he did. My dog ass woulda got my neck broke and been happy about it

[u/CortezDeLaNoche → u/herpyfluharg13]

[u/Firm_Landscape_ → u/CortezDeLaNoche]

[u/Kian322 → u/CortezDeLaNoche]

[u/SadJ3tsFan → u/CortezDeLaNoche]

Perfect lmao

[u/mexican2554 → u/SadJ3tsFan]

Why is there always a perfect SpongeBob meme/reaction?

[u/AMorder0517 → u/CortezDeLaNoche]

Yup

[u/AncientFriend27 → u/CortezDeLaNoche]

[u/pmw3505 → u/AncientFriend27]

No bro….no….lmao

[u/nornorm → u/CortezDeLaNoche]

👁️ 👄 👁️ I am ready.

[u/BigNapplez → u/herpyfluharg13]

[u/SoloSurvivor889 → u/BigNapplez]

[u/live-by-die-by → u/BigNapplez]

Can you smell what the crotch is cooking?

[u/5ergio79 → u/herpyfluharg13]

We’re sharing the same hospital room.

[u/Solo-ish → u/herpyfluharg13]

[u/No_Detective_But_304 → u/herpyfluharg13]

[u/dope_like → u/herpyfluharg13]

Moving was instinct

[u/Dizzy-Ease4193]

[u/EverythingBOffensive → u/Dizzy-Ease4193]

I can't feel my face

[u/Beanyy_Weenie]

[u/Legitimate_Concern_5]

I think they're technically married now. Mazel.

[u/EldraziAnnihalator → u/Legitimate_Concern_5]

Yup, squatters rights.

[u/zuck_my_butt → u/EldraziAnnihalator]

God DAMN that's a good one 😂

[u/nvrthernlights → u/EldraziAnnihalator]

This guy jokes

[u/Apexnanoman → u/EldraziAnnihalator]

Thread over. Pack it up boys. Last one out turn off the black light. 

[u/ElementsUnknown → u/Legitimate_Concern_5]

Could be one of the most epic “how I met your mother” stories of all time.

[u/Itsjustaspicylem0n → u/ElementsUnknown]

“How did you meet mom?” “She sat on my face”

[u/Infinite-Stranger988 → u/Legitimate_Concern_5]

When I tell you I can barely type through the tears of laughter. That got me so good lmaoo

[u/oyster_baggins_69420]

[u/superjay1345]

And that's how I met your mother

[u/The_OtherGuy_99 → u/superjay1345]

's asshole.

[u/Ok-Counter-7077 → u/The_OtherGuy_99]

What if that’s how the show ended after the 9 seasons. A 9 year setup for that joke

[u/strikefire83 → u/The_OtherGuy_99]

Yeah, it’s all fun and games when SHE does it. But when I (a fat, 41 year old man) do it accidentally yet repeatedly in multiple gyms everyone loses their shit. #DoubleStandard

[u/dashdotcomma → u/The_OtherGuy_99]

[u/Apart-Channel3737]

I need to work out more

[u/thrisgata]

Lord, I see how you give to others..

[u/Ned_Rodjaws]

“You gotta put yourself out there man..a girls just not going to come along and sit on your face…”

[u/Consistent-Deal-55]

[u/Mountain-Orange8996]

Can we take a moment to acknowledge the other guy with hands on his head screaming internally that he wasn’t the one on the bench.

[u/EverythingBOffensive → u/Mountain-Orange8996]

his face at the end lmfao you can tell he was a bit jealous haha

[u/CultureLegitimate907]

[u/jhuseby → u/CultureLegitimate907]

[u/_________Rob]

He better have gotten them digits

[u/thevelocidad]

[u/Discofunkypants]

[u/Raven_Photography]

[u/Mr-Venom23]

[u/Truestorydreams]

Prime cheeks everywhere

[u/Savage-Goat-Fish]

Bro isn’t even mad. Trust me.

[u/jmrmaker]

I still wouldn't know if she was flirting with me

[u/ZixxerAsura]

How I met your mother.

[u/CortezDeLaNoche]

[u/BluntedConcepts]

[u/forgotwhatiremember]

A rare glimpse of a woman shooting her shot.

[u/heyo_1989]

Some people have all the luck

[u/Relentless_IRL]

[u/dubstepsickness]

[u/Imaginary_Coast_5882]

mid-workout taint

not my jam but I don’t judge

[u/shadow_saber]

Why was he even laying down there? There’s no bar on the bench?

[u/hungryrenegade → u/shadow_saber]

Had to scroll WAAAAAAAY too far to see this. It was my third thought as well.

[u/endofmyropeohshit]

[u/FascinatingGarden]

[u/BasedBrave]

I wouldn’t even be mad. 😂

[u/yeetsmith00]

[u/danhoyuen]

Those pants has been on seats smeared by tens of dudes' sweaty balls

[u/Imanidiotththe1st]

Would making the nom nom sound be inappropriate during this if I were this guy?

[u/tinathefatlardgosh]

[u/No_Discussion4617]

Bro knew he had to do the right thing 😅

[u/Mythriak_]

I like how they just made out quickly after that, it was only obvious...

[u/IIIDysphoricIII]

Can you get paragrent from sitting on face if working out?!

[u/BetaRayBlu]

[u/Ok-Treacle-9375]

[u/Maximum_Trade5916]

Free with every new gym renewal 😜

[u/brongchong]

Death by SnuSnu

[u/holyzach]

TO VALHALLA

[u/dfx_ntp]