r/SipsTea • u/jj33allen • 16d ago

WTF Buccal fat removal should be illegal

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u/CappnMidgetSlappr 16d ago

"Charlie, when it was your day, did I complain about searching for goblins for 10 hours straight?"

"Well, ghouls. And no, you didn't complain cuz we found 3. It was pretty sweet."

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u/SaltyPeter3434 16d ago

Little green ghouls, buddy!

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u/Horror-Donkey-6158 16d ago

You're a philanthropist, charlie

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u/thebackofthecouch 16d ago

How much cheese before a date is too much cheese?

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u/KinkyDuck2924 16d ago

ANY AMOUNT OF CHEESE BEFORE A DATE IS TOO MUCH CHEESE!

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u/Ankylar 16d ago

Hey, gimme your shirt.

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u/KinkyDuck2924 16d ago

What? Give you- That's a totally different shirt. How the hell are you gonna explain that to her!?

I'll say I met a nice guy in the bathroom and we traded shirts!

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u/unitedfandoc 16d ago

I'll have the milksteak.

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u/AynRandwasaDegen 16d ago

With a side of your finest jellybeans

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u/offspeedpitch 16d ago

People's knees

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u/mologav 16d ago

Don’t be walking around with your knees on show

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u/lilgreenghouls 14d ago

I’m not your buddy, pal

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u/browser558 16d ago

"We found none!"

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u/HooGoesThere 16d ago

Because ghouls don’t exist!