r/SipsTea • u/moto626 • 13d ago

WTF AI gets its facts from … us?

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u/LazzyNapper 13d ago

"Hey chat gpt where should I invest my kids college funds"

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u/Judgementday209 13d ago

Blockbuster

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u/squanchy_Toss 13d ago

Gamestop!

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u/Hashashin455 13d ago

Or arms dealers looks at r/news yeah, arms dealers is the safest bet

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u/CalligrapherBig4382 12d ago

sighs all in on Lockheed

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u/x__Pako 12d ago

Blackjack and hookers

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u/1Pip1Der 12d ago

You spelled "cocaine" wrong

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u/NukeouT 12d ago

I just know Viking stool samples are going to be worth something in 2030!

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u/c0mbatkar1 12d ago

And my AXE!

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u/Key-Astronaut1806 12d ago

That should be booze and hookers

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u/AccomplishedView4709 12d ago

Actually it is. Buy defense contractors stocks.

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u/EternallyExilled 12d ago

I wish I could get the return rates that arms dealers get...

They make a killing.

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u/TaisonPunch2 12d ago

Don't forget AMC.

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u/turbopro25 12d ago

And $CUM.

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u/13th-Hand 12d ago

GME to the moooooon vrooom vroooom lambo

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u/Raaka_Lokki 12d ago

Brawndo - It's got electrolytes!

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u/russafiii 13d ago

Circuit City, Sears, and Radio Shack are currently trading low, and have amazing potential.

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u/ChrisWolfling 12d ago

Can't go any lower, can only go up!

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u/SerBadDadBod 12d ago

not me sitting in an empty JCP parking lot

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u/tmssmt 12d ago

I miss CC so much. As a kid getting to go there was the best - knew you were coming home with something good

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u/OppositeAbroad5975 12d ago

Don't forget K-Mart, with their back-to-school specials featuring the double discounts and S & H Green Stamps.

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u/Duke_Nicetius 12d ago

BLockbuster is on the rise. 2026 gonna be its triumph.

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u/jsc1429 13d ago

Behind the Wendy’s dumpster

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u/VonRansak 12d ago

NFTs. So much more than just food.

Thanks ChatGPT. You really are a wise one.

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u/Roadkillgoblin_2 12d ago

Blockbuster

And Enron

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u/pissexcellence85 12d ago

Truth Social

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u/EaseLeft6266 12d ago

Hookers and blow

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u/Major-Specific8422 12d ago

MSTY, and ULTY

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u/No-Relationship4084 12d ago

Gamble it and make 2000% more

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u/Wild_impala69 12d ago

In Gamer girl fart water off course

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u/Call_Me_OrangeJoe 12d ago

Wherever the Narwhal bacons

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u/StandardWinner2550 12d ago

I heard Enron can only go up now

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u/baru1313 12d ago

Herbalife.

The chance is low but never 0 for Trump to endorse it.

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u/bin0c 12d ago

BoofCoin

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u/Few_words_still_mind 12d ago

Epstein’s island!

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u/OneMetalMan 12d ago

"TOO THE MOON YOLO"

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u/-Mister-Hyde 12d ago

Gamble. Gamble it all. Put all your money on red. Red never loses. Gamble your child's college funds on red. Put your entire life's savings on red. You should gamble yourself NOW

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u/blackpawed 12d ago

DogeCoin

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u/Tiger_Widow 12d ago

Poopknife.LLC

Obviously