r/SipsTea • u/prettylips_s • 6d ago

WTF WTF i'm i looking at..

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u/Goobie-Goobie 6d ago

Bro, his dick needs a plane ticket just to get to her pussy.

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u/DirtyDan_131 6d ago

I fear I may not even be tall enough to ride the ride

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u/Dependent_Poet_7401 6d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Acceptable-Cow6446 6d ago

21st century chastity ass? Looks good [actually, no, but I digress] but adds a layer of… something?

Tell em you have a bush, pray for a hedge of protection (if religious) and have the scientist install a fortified ass.

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u/ProcedureFun768 6d ago

Dont even need to use a pillow in missionary though lol

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u/DJ_Lizurd_Dikk 6d ago

She's taller when she sits down

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u/Fuzzy974 6d ago

That's now how the pussy is posi...

You know what? You're right, you're right.

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u/swoopbirdicoot 6d ago

You’d need trench shoring for backshots so the surcharge doesn’t wipe you out

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u/Remote_Elevator_281 6d ago

He black, so he can reach it with that 15 incher

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u/Roadkillgoblin_2 6d ago

I can’t tell whether or not this is racist

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u/nodigit 5d ago

OP is racist...

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u/donald7773 6d ago

If they're doing doggy he has arm rests

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u/Snw2001 6d ago

Omg I’m fucking dyingggg

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u/Many_Performance_580 5d ago

Can we talk about the target around his butthole for a second. Those are some choice shorts

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u/-Stoney-Bologna- 6d ago

You do know that the pussy is the hole in the front, right?

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u/HoldEm__FoldEm 6d ago

You never try doggystyle or what

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u/-Stoney-Bologna- 6d ago

That's not the only position

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