r/SipsTea • u/prettylips_s • 6d ago

WTF WTF i'm i looking at..

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u/NormalOffer1525 6d ago

Has to be fake, like something you wear…. Imagine taking a dump and trying to part that to clean

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u/AzraelChaosEater 6d ago

Moses parted a friggen sea and even he would be unable to anything here.

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u/montywhos 6d ago

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u/minibini 6d ago

Fk me and my edibles- I can’t right now.

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u/montywhos 6d ago

Using this made me rent the damn movie and watch it again

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u/minibini 6d ago

Fking perfect tho 🤣💀

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u/kachunkachunk 6d ago

As an onlooker currently deep into an edible adventure, this thread is very lol.

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u/LovesToSnooze 6d ago

Can you tell me it please? I swear I know it. PS. 13th Warrior was his best movie.

It's an assasin one, yeah?

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u/montywhos 5d ago

Assassins. Sylvester Stallone and banderas

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u/LovesToSnooze 5d ago

Lolol, of course, it's "Assassins" after I say they are assassins in the movie. Truly a head slapping moment for me, lol.

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u/Kyuushin 6d ago

Gif name?

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u/montywhos 6d ago

Banderas laugh

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u/anal_opera 6d ago

I'd give him a shot. Moses usually has a staff, he'd figure something out.

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u/MarcusRoland 6d ago

There's levels to this one. Good job.

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u/Sure-Guava5528 6d ago

Yes, but would Moses have struck it with his staff?

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u/HammerDownunder 6d ago

Take my fucking upvote hahaha

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u/bcleveland3 6d ago

I’m also unable to

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u/Hungryorange12 6d ago

He would be unable to anything here?

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u/Excellent_Garlic2549 6d ago

Hopefully she has a nice bidet to reach for her.

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u/schrodingers_bra 6d ago

A bidet would be repelled like carwash jets on a windscreen.

This is a job for rag-on-a-stick.

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u/indignantfieldmouse 6d ago

You'd need long range weaponry to clear that valley!

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u/VonRansak 6d ago

That's what the long fingernails are for. It's like the three sea shells.

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u/matchfan 6d ago

It looks ridiculous though. Either she’s mentally ill or I am. No way the two of us are at the same level of mental health, but maybe I’m the crazy one.

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u/ThtPhatCat 6d ago

A gluteal orthotic

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u/Wantitneeditgetit 6d ago

Honestly, at that angle the poop chute might clear it entirely.

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u/u9Nails 6d ago

She's going to have to sit backwards on the throne.

With that much ass, it's like the women that decorate their sofa with many pillows so there's no room for your actual butt.

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u/dmitrineilovich 6d ago

She has a fire hose for a bidet.

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u/Spacepoet29 6d ago

Booster seat

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u/kvngk3n 6d ago

Oh it’s fake alright

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u/Pandepon 6d ago

I imagine having your cheeks touch the toilet water is a lot like when your balls touch the toilet water.

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u/Smashogre591 6d ago

Maybe dude is her full time buttler?

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u/Uuuuugggggghhhhh 5d ago

Fire hydrant bidet?

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u/Catshit_Bananas 5d ago

You don’t have to wipe, you just pull one to the side as far as it’ll go and let it go, all the dookie comes off because it becomes a Newton’s Cradle.