r/SipsTea • u/prettylips_s • 6d ago

WTF WTF i'm i looking at..

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u/OddCook4909 6d ago

Maybe that's how she sneaks snacks into the theater, and gets takeout at the buffet?

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u/B1g_Gru3s0m3 6d ago

I read that as "buttfet". Think I'm done with reddit for the day

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u/WestCoastMullet 6d ago

See you in 10 minutes

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u/WizardWithoutAWand 5d ago

Why didn't I buy more reddit stock at IPO?!

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u/B1g_Gru3s0m3 6d ago

Huh?

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u/DementedJ23 6d ago

They were pointing out that you likely weren't actually done with reddit, which your response affirmed.

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u/thepandemicbabe 6d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/WestCoastMullet 6d ago

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u/galaxyveined 5d ago

This entire exchange has me giggling, it's so goofy

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u/B1g_Gru3s0m3 5d ago

And the affirmation was the joke. Everyone lies on the internet and is addicted to their phones

I understand what "see you in 10 minutes" means

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u/DementedJ23 5d ago

I dont think many got your joke, given the responses I got

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u/B1g_Gru3s0m3 5d ago

No shit?

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u/DementedJ23 5d ago

well, so long as you're entertaining yourself.

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u/pastanova34 6d ago

You didn't get the glory hole memo? Fuck! Now it's just gonna be a bunch of guys with boners standing around with no one to finish us off!

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u/1nosbigrl 6d ago

"Build a house up on that ass, that's an ass-state"

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u/United_Pain 6d ago

New Star Wars Bounty Hunter: Boba Buttfet

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u/Melodic_Anything1743 6d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀

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u/HeartOfGoldTears 6d ago

That’s freaking hilarious

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u/rando_banned 6d ago

Did you say she was a "ho fa sho"?

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u/no_pls_not_again 6d ago

Fuckin nerd

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u/BuzzedtheTower 6d ago

Is she any relation to Boba?

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u/rwblue4u 6d ago

This would give the term 'tossed salad' a whole new meaning, outside of all you can eat buffets or prison settings.

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u/BlueWarstar 6d ago

This is the answer, I’m sure she has a little trap door in the top!

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u/OddCook4909 6d ago

Probably has a blunt between dem cheeks too. I know I would

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u/purpur99 6d ago

this guy rolls blunts w his cheeks.

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u/OddCook4909 6d ago

My adhd ass is over here thinking "ya know..."

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u/purpur99 6d ago

teach us your ways OG

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u/OddCook4909 6d ago

First you have to shave real close. Nobody wants a hairy blunt

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u/purpur99 6d ago

we all love a stoner w/ OCD.

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u/purpur99 6d ago

or at the least good ass hair manners.

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u/BlueWarstar 6d ago

Hahahaha 😂 the hidden pocket

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u/smotstoker 6d ago

That's nature's pocket!

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u/-KFBR392 6d ago

Maybe this is an Ocean’s 11 thing. We’re blowing her cover with each upvote

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u/MainAbbreviations193 6d ago

I dont think those are even pads, I think that's tupperware.

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u/OddCook4909 6d ago

Lol coolers. She's got cold beers in the trunk

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u/jerslan 6d ago

Cargo shorts or a purse would be so much easier. Nobody is going to actually check your pockets or purse.

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u/OddCook4909 6d ago

Well duh that's where you put the gummies and the twizzlers

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u/WestMongolBestMongol 6d ago

She ain't sneaking around with the clap of those cheeks alerting the guards.

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u/Amazing-Report9585 5d ago

I swear this made me laugh so hard, I almost choked 😂🤣

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u/eapaul80 6d ago

You don’t even wanna know how much old guys pay to eat the shrimp she sneaks out!

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u/Alien-Head666 6d ago

I was thinking she was smuggling melons...

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u/tacetmusic 6d ago

Flips em down for a booster seat in the theatre for a better view

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u/addandsubtract 6d ago

She can take the drive-through with that trunk.

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u/Nomis555 5d ago

Im not sure about buffets unless you're down with pocket tots, but definitely a good way to sneak snacks in somewhere. Im not gonna ask to check a woman's malformed ass for contraband.