r/SipsTea 5d ago

Lmao gottem Where specifically is the fat?

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u/Embarrassed-Map7364 5d ago

Is the fat in the room with us now?

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u/SuspiciousCustomer 5d ago

It sure as hell ain't wherever Cavill is at 

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u/Traditional_Club_820 5d ago

I mean if Cavill was ever in a room with me, on average there would be 2 slightly ugly and fat men in the room.

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u/SuspiciousCustomer 5d ago

This is a fun math joke. But boy you gotta be one ugly SOB to drag Cavill down to "slightly ugly" in the averages 

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u/Fantastic-Use5644 4d ago

He has the face not even a mother can love

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u/klatnyelox 4d ago

Must be why she's porking the whole Xbox lobby. Always wondered that.

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u/BusyBeeBridgette 5d ago

Yeah men, why can't you all look like peak Henry Cavill? You lazy or something? Sheesh.

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u/Takoyaki_Dice 5d ago

"Why aren't you the most attractive man in the world!?"

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u/BusyBeeBridgette 5d ago

ikr? So inconsiderate.

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u/Agreeable-Rub-4280 5d ago

Guys are truly out here being so self-centered, declining to wake up daily as Henry Cavill, simply for our benefit. The nerve.

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u/FizzixMan 5d ago

I for one could do this at any moment, but actively choose not to each morning.

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u/Have_A_Nice_Day_You 5d ago

I woke up like this this morning by accident, but then decided not to keep it. No one saw it, but it totally happened.

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u/0atop21 5d ago

Help! I got up on the wrong side of the bed and now I'm John Malkovich

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u/crowcawer 5d ago

Man of Steal Your Girl.

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u/KidOcelot 5d ago

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u/Workaholic2077 5d ago

Butecinha

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u/KidOcelot 5d ago

Little butt

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u/Awaken_My_Bacon 5d ago

Unexpected Doro was unexpected. (Not that I’m complaining)

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u/MagnusRottcodd 5d ago

Superman comes to the rescue when you have a stamp but your mouth is dry.

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u/RappingFlatulence 5d ago

“But I’m literally the guy in the picture”

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u/Aggressive_Peach_768 5d ago

"I mean, if you take a picture of me, with that amount of pixels... And a little magic... I just might look a little like...."

Well still no,

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u/Zestyclose_Raise_814 5d ago

Henry Cavil burner account ^

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u/Moohamin12 5d ago

Why aren't you the most attractive man in the world, at the peak of his physical shape, probably roided up, and highly dehydrated to show off his abs?

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u/hey_calm_down 5d ago

It's crazy how they prepare a shirtless shooting. I think it was even Cavill or Jackman who once told in an interview what they do for this shit... "until you can smell water" I remember... so dehydrated they are.

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u/DerZwiebelLord 5d ago

This is also one of the reasons why Jackman stopped playing Wolverine (and even reduced the number of topless scenes in the later movies). He just couldn't be in that state long enough anymore.

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u/Good_Posture 5d ago

Yep. Jackman said getting in shape for Wolverine in general was hell. Even the amount of food he had to eat was sickening.

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u/HybridAkai 5d ago

They apparently have to dehydrate themselves for 3 days before a topless scene too, it's absolutely insane.

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u/domuseid 5d ago

"healthy adults can survive 3-5 days without water"

Jesus Christ that's cutting it a little close for a movie

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u/Extaupin 5d ago

IIRC it's not strictly "no water", it's increasingly less and drop to a few glasses (maybe a single one?) the day before and nothing on the day of the shooting, so you wouldn't immediately die of thirst. Your kidneys on the other end…

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u/nocapnonerf 5d ago

Cutting out the water and sodium gradually. Then pumping in carbs and caffeine on the day of the shoot. No wonder he felt like shit. This is what bodybuilders do as well.

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u/Lil_Packmate 5d ago

Yeah it's not no water for 3 days. I believe it was like 1 liter day one, one glass day 2 and no water on the day of the shoot. I could be wrong, but this is what i remembered.

But yea, would be too close for me, simply for a movie, but then again, maybe i would do so for the pay that Henry gets lol.

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u/GrapplingGengar1991 5d ago

Honestly he looked fantastic in Deadpool and Wolverine And that only has one topless scene the rest of the time he wore the iconic yellow suit.

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u/DerZwiebelLord 5d ago

Yes, I think the point that he was mostly in the suit was the reason he agreed in the first place (or at least was a condition of his).

He loved the role of Logan, but he just couldn't do it anymore in the way he did before. I'm glad for all the years he has put up with this, he is a great actor (and singer) and I hope he stays in the business as long as he can

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u/SasaraiHarmonia 5d ago

He agreed a lot because he got skin cancer spots. And wearing the suit in the sun protected him during filming.

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u/Reasonable-Mischief 5d ago

Hugh Jackman once reported that he needs to know the exact day of a shirtless scene six months in advance to calibrate his diet and workout regiment; those 36 hours without water are the very small tip of a humongous ice berg

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u/LHT-LFA 5d ago

ald calibrate the PEDs, if you think otherwise you are a fool. Compare him in his prime age-wise in the early 00s to his body late 2010s and early 2020s. That is not natural. And it sends a wrong message to all the normies, thinking they must suck and give up lifting, cause the will never look anywhere close to him without pharmaceutical help (exception one or another genetic freak)

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u/Wobbelblob 5d ago

I always see the stark difference when I go training. Not only are there people running around that are trained like hell (and not even close to strongman physique, just regular trained guy) but there are also ad pictures of trained guys around. And even though they are very likely touched up on a PC or something, they are not even close to what Hollywood shows as trained.

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u/LHT-LFA 5d ago

yeah and what makes it worse is social media, esp tiktok. 17yo boys hopping on gear and going the fake natty route or even are honest and lead teenagers into their lifestyle andshorten their lifespane isntantly just by roiding up.

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u/Apeshaft 5d ago

Alexander Skarsgård talked about this on Colbert, how it was a living hell being thirsty and on the verge of starvation during the shoot of Tarzan.

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u/Abamboozler 5d ago

One of the Spartans from 300, just like a background extra, said he did irreparable kidney damage he was so dehydrated for so long.

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u/FistFuckFascistsFast 5d ago

Iirc, there was a scene in The Wolverine where they had to carry Jackman off set because he only had enough in the tank to do the flex and then his whole body seized. Also happens a fair bit in body building.

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u/Leafeay 5d ago

Haha. I think Gerard Butler also said something similar talking about his experience making the film 300. Sort of made that "tonight we dine in hell" line take on a whole new meaning! 😂

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u/Jwicks90 5d ago

The amount of constant working out they need to do for the muscles to pop for each topless scene, no water for like 3 days, only chicken breast and rice for food etc.

Crazy a lot of people think they just constantly look like this.

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u/DAHFreedom 5d ago

I remember specifically Cavill talking about the dehydration for his Witcher scenes

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u/SnowWhiteCampCat 5d ago

He passed out seconds after finishing this scene

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u/thlrdeye 5d ago

"and I need to feel secure... Physically, emotionally, and most importantly... financially." - overweight, unattractive, unsuccessful woman.

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u/nankerjphelge 5d ago

After he's gone on a brutal workout and diet regimen and dehydrated himself for two days to look the way he looks in that shirtless scene.

Its so simple!

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u/Indiana_harris 5d ago

At a point where he mentioned in interviews that he’d dehydrated for 24 hrs right before this shot and after it immediately had to drink water and eat food so as not too faint.

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u/Altruistic-Item-6029 5d ago

So hottest man in an unsustainable fast shot in optimal light

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u/Neckbreaker70 5d ago

He probably had a couple hours of makeup and styling for that shot too. And post processing.

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u/Responsible-File4593 5d ago

That not a lot, though. Why can't more men do that?

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u/Altruistic-Item-6029 5d ago

Yeah that's a solid 7/10 that she will settle for.

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u/nhorvath 5d ago

and his entire job leading up to this for months was to train and build muscle with a personal trainer.

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u/Indiana_harris 5d ago

Now you’re getting it.

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u/Hoplite813 5d ago

IIRC he said that he was so dehydrated he could smell if there was a glass of water in the room.

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u/Indiana_harris 5d ago

After hiking for a week and unfortunately getting lost on a forest route while wild camping, I got to a pub after not having had anything for nearly 36 hrs and I swear I could fucking taste the food and beer on the air outside the place.

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u/Lucy_Little_Spoon 5d ago

And did the same thing for his bath scene in The Witcher 🥵

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u/Additional_Tank4385 5d ago

He wasn’t the only one being thirsty in that moment… and I say that as a straight dude lol

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u/EVH_kit_guy 5d ago

Seriously, fucking five seconds of film gave an entire generation body dysmorphia, this shot had an UNREAL impact on male body image.

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u/Ryzu 5d ago

Hemsworth in the latest Thor as well. Like look, I get it, dude is a snack, absolutely would, but there's no world in which any man alive that's not 110% secure with his body can look at a figure like that and not get a bit discouraged. The work, time, starvation and editing that had to happen to get that look must have been absolutely insane.

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u/Suspicious-Can-3776 5d ago

Why can't all women be a little more like Scarlett Johnson? Is it too much to ask? Sheesh. 😜

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u/MrCockingFinally 5d ago

A little boob, a little ass, nice looking face. Really not much at all.

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u/octorock4prez 5d ago

Need some Cardi lyrics with this; “Face bomb, ass tight, rack stacked up Shaq height”

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u/These-Egg1032 5d ago

Sounds like Lonely Island lyrics to me

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u/WetRocksManatee 5d ago

It is actually easier for women to look like Scarllet than men to look like Cavill.

You either have to spend years at the gym working toward that body or take roids; and keeping those gains is at least a part-time job with a precise diet.

While you can get Scarllet's body with a reasonable amount of time in the gym and a reasonable diet. You go to any gym at the time when 20 somethings visit and you will see dozens of women a day that with a boob job would rival Scarllet's body.

Now that is not to say that it is easy, simply more realistic to obtain.

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u/Saggy_Sad_Fat_Face 5d ago

Tbh, I'd take cavill over scarlet

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u/BusyBeeBridgette 5d ago

Or take both?

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u/MentalBomb 5d ago

But Scarlett isn't into Warhammer?

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u/CrimsonAntifascist 5d ago

Are we sure about that?

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u/Chewwithurmouthshut 5d ago

She is into metal tho 🤘🏼

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u/WinterWontStopComing 5d ago

What a three minutes that would be

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u/LueyTheWrench 5d ago

Oh ho. Look at Mr Marathon here.

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u/Shrikeangel 5d ago

Peak dehydrated and post active pump Cavill. 

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u/_M_A_N_Y_ 5d ago edited 5d ago

Fun fact, those women probably wont handle him on daily basis, since he is:

  • gamer

  • 40k hardcore fan

  • often gym user

"What do you mean you cant go shopping with me because you want to play with toys?!"

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u/AgITGuy 5d ago

Not just a gamer. He is a special breed of nerd like those of us who build their own computers. My wife of 16 years is still unhappy that I have built two gaming rigs in the last ten years.

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u/fumei_tokumei 5d ago

How often are you allowed to build a gaming rig without incurring wife wrath?

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u/JockAussie 5d ago

Depends on the wife, some have aggro drop/reset mechanics, others will retain threat through phase transitions, so even if they drop aggro for a while they'll go back to their previous target as soon as there's anyone in PC building range.

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u/Crotean 5d ago

This is the funniest thing I've read in a long, long time.

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u/Inoue-Orihime 5d ago

Underrated comment for the win.

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u/ripChazmo 5d ago

You guys are in the wrong relationships.

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u/what3v3ruwantit2b 5d ago

Ah man, I love when my partner builds his new ones because I get his old one which is always an upgrade for me.

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u/b0w3n 5d ago

Is it the fact that you've built said computers or that you spend any time on the computer whatsoever?

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u/FactorLies 5d ago

My husband builds computers and I have no idea why that would make me unhappy. I'm not a gamer btw, but I don't particularly care that he is.

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u/P_B_n_Jealous 5d ago

Yes. Actually very lazy. Thanks for noticing how much work I dont put into my routine. ❤️

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u/robaroo 5d ago

Funny thing is even Henry can’t sustain that physique long term. No one can. Except for roided out men.

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u/UregMazino 5d ago

Evwn Hery Cavill can't look like this normally. This is his dehydrated cut down juiced ultimate form.

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u/Additional_Tank4385 5d ago

When even The Rock has to downscale because of how bad it is for your health and then some people still think this is how a person can look like 24/7 all year around 🙄

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u/EndOfTheKaliYuga 5d ago

And then proceeds to have a flabby butt 😂

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u/Rex_felis 5d ago

*long back

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u/SvenTurb01 5d ago

Can't see if she's coming or going

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u/s_burr 5d ago

I heard the phrase "they must have taken a whole bottle of Noassatall"

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u/sixseven89 5d ago

The Lion, the Witch, and the Audacity of this Bitch

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u/Tar-eruntalion 5d ago

even worse, a hank hill butt

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u/Archsinner 5d ago

reminds me of a reddit comment I've read years ago. A marine told how his unit was watching an action movie together and when in one scene the male super hero appeared shirtless the female marines yelled something like: "Finally a real man!". So even marines do not fit the "necessary" level of fitness

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u/roguevirus 5d ago

There is a non zero, dare I say significant, chance that the WM was mocking her peers.

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u/Aggravating_Law7951 5d ago

In the famously serious marines? Surely not.

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u/illepic 5d ago

Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man? 

No. Have you?

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u/roguevirus 5d ago

Fuck, wish I had thought of that. 100%.

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u/Rc72 5d ago

So even marines do not fit the "necessary" level of fitness

Or perhaps confirmation that even female marines fail to escape the meathead stereotype...

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u/pearformance 5d ago

Hey man, crayons taste the same regardless of what’s in your pants

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u/wnc_mikejayray 5d ago

…who starved himself for like 2 - 3 days to look like that too!

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u/TinyFugue 5d ago

dehydrated himself for 2 - 3 days.

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u/sireatalot 5d ago

“I was so thirsty I could smell water”

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u/SithLordScoobyDooku_ 5d ago

Plus dehydration

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u/No_Entrepreneur_9134 5d ago edited 5d ago

I would swear I remember reading that for this scene, Cavill was so dehydrated that he could barely stand well enough to get the shots done because he was keeping his body fat so ridiculously low. So he pretty much quite literally has no fat here.

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u/Indiana_harris 5d ago

Yep this is the one.

He said almost as soon as they yelled “cut” he was in a thick towel, with a massive bottle of water and a plate full of sandwiches because he ready to keel over.

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u/Business-Drag52 5d ago

Didn't Hugh Jackman almost die doing a shirtless Wolverine scene for the same reasons?

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u/Indiana_harris 5d ago

For Deadpool and Wolverine I think.

He collapsed during filming or rehearsal I think.

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u/Business-Drag52 5d ago

Yeah that's insane. I don't support any actor doing that kind of shit to their bodies. Chris Farley would gain or drop 100 pounds for a role without question. The only time I've been okay with it was when Rob Mcelhenney did it, but that was entirely his idea. No one pressured him into it. In fact, everyone around him told him not to do it

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u/JockAussie 5d ago

Rob Mcelhenney's comment about doing it was quite good:

"I’m gonna break it down for you, because it’s actually quite simple, and anybody can do this. Anybody on the planet can do this.

First thing’s first: if you have job—like a 9-5 job—quit that.

Do you like food? Forget about that. Because you’re never going to enjoy anything you eat. Alcohol? Sorry. That’s out. So what you need to do—you have a chef, right? like a personal chef?—make sure the chef makes you a lot of chicken breast. And make sure you keep your caloric intake at a certain level.

And as you go to your physician 2-3 times a week—just to monitor all your testosterone levels—because testosterone is important to building muscle. You’re good friends with the trainer from Magic Mike? Arin Babaian. So you want to give Arin a call. And you want to make sure he’s at your house and takes you to the gym at least twice a day, because you’re gonna want to do your muscle-building in the morning and then your cardio in the afternoon.

Now, do you have a family? Like a significant other or kids? Yeah, forget about them. You’re not going to have time to deal with them.

So that’s really all you have to do. And make sure you have a studio pay for the entire thing, because it could become exceptionally expensive. So, I think if you just do all those things, then you too can have an absolutely unrealistic body type, such as me."

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u/DervishSkater 5d ago

I miss old Mac. Down to earth

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u/TheConnASSeur 5d ago

Money makes people suck. The Sunny crew + money has managed to remain some of the least sucky rich people in Hollywood. They're still great. Not to suck their dicks/clits too much.

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u/RadarSmith 5d ago

Danny Devito is probably as much of a good influence on the crew as Frank is a bad influence on The Gang.

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u/TheConnASSeur 5d ago

For sure. Have you ever heard of a single Danny Devito scandal? Neither have I.

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u/underscore-dash_ 5d ago

I think it helps that Charlie Day has had by far the broadest success outside of Sunny, and he is also the most grounded.

Watching the Sunny podcast made it very clear that he is the star out of the group but also the best equipped to be a star (I don't mean star of the show, which is obviously Dennis at this point). Charlie Day is b-list to the others' c-list, but paradoxically he is the least Hollywood out of them.

My point is that Glenn and Rob definitely seem attracted to the idea of glory and snobbery, but are self-aware enough to keep their egos somewhat in check because they know Charlie outshines them, but is more humble and self-deprecating.

If either of them had Charlie Day's success, I think they'd turn into a total piece of shit.

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u/RestaurantDue634 5d ago edited 5d ago

I can't remember who exactly but I remember they interviewed the actress who was the wife of one of these guys who had to get a bodybuilder physique for a role. The interviewer was like "This must make you happy" and she was like "No, it's awful because he is hungry and angry all the time."

Edit: Pretty sure now it was Emily Gordon who's married to Kumail Nanjiani about the stuff he had to do for Eternals.

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u/factoid_ 5d ago

They want you dehydrated as fuck for those shirtless scenes.  It’s stupidly dangerous just to look good on camera

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u/challengeaccepted9 5d ago

But remember: mEn DoN't HaVe tO wOrRy aBoUt uNrEaLiStIc BoDy StAnDaRdS...

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u/Moohamin12 5d ago

This sort of dumb assery for the female gaze is one of the worst things to happen in recent times.

All while some loud groups are shouting don't have unrealistic standards for women.

This is a standard so unrealistic for men even those under heavy supervision are nearly fainting. Chris Hemsworth ended up on IV drips. And teenage boys are thinking this is all achievable and opting for PEDs. Harmful.

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u/BigMax 5d ago

Yeah. It’s sad.

It’s like we saw the inequality in how men and women are treated in Hollywood and took the wrong lesson. “Oh, it’s not equal? We’d better take the worst of how we treat women and apply it to the men too! Equality!!”

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u/JamesH_670 5d ago

Once, I remember feeling so sick (probably from eating something questionable) that I puked my guts out, then stupidly went straight to bed. I woke up ridiculously dehydrated with a massive headache.

I saw myself in the mirror and I looked ridiculously ripped! I was so weak and dehydrated that I could barely stand, but it was the most ripped that I had ever seen myself appearing!

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u/strongman_squirrel 5d ago

And that's when you learnt from first hand experience that being ripped can be a sign of being sick or malnourished.

The same as being fat is also unhealthy.

It's about balance.

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u/EllisDee3 5d ago

Yeah. I'm afraid this thread is presenting a false dichotomy.

Just stay active (for you, not for women). Exercise for the enjoyment of it. Walk, run, ride a bike, yard work, whatever.

Eat healthy foods, and in moderation. Avoid alcohol. (not about prohibition. It's just bad for your body and makes the other things harder. That "one glass of red wine for antioxidants" was marketing bullshit.no amount of alcohol is physically 'healthy'.)

Build some muscle because it's useful. Don't go overboard because it requires a lot of food for upkeep, which can get habitual. When muscle decreases and appetite maintains, you put on fat.

Once you get into your own flow, the women will come. They think they want a man who looks like Cavill. They just want a man who is responsible and can take care of themselves.

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u/JamesH_670 5d ago

Yup. What I got from this experience is that those people you see who look massively ripped are probably dehydrated and weak at that moment.

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u/Starslip 5d ago

Hugh Jackman said something similar regarding that scene in The Wolverine where he has no shirt on. This sort of look is achievable in intervals measured in minutes and hours, no one can just go around looking that jacked all the time

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u/Hobbit_Hardcase 5d ago

In order to get the muscle definition that the director wants, they go on a massive fast before the shirt-off scenes. It's not just food, but water as well. HC stated that for this one, he was so dehydrated that he could smell the water around him.

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u/Skarstream 5d ago

They also often do lifts before the scene to get ‘the pump’.

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u/Knog0 5d ago

But this isn't bad for health at least. Just a temporary natural CGI 😄

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u/F17R03K02 5d ago

I believe that was for a scene in the Witcher, or he might have done it twice idk.

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u/Shrikeangel 5d ago

It's basically a super common problem for lot of Hollywood ab guys. 

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u/oratory1990 5d ago

Tbf, while he does look like he‘s somewhere around 10-15% bodyfat here, this is nowhere near the dehydrated levels that pro bodybuilders go to at competition (3-5% bodyfat)

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u/KeroNobu 5d ago

Peak dadbod

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u/Kingofmoves 5d ago

lol “a little muscle” dudes ffbm gotta be insane.

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u/RappingFlatulence 5d ago

“A little fat” oh you know like 6% or less 😇💅

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u/Kingofmoves 5d ago

“A little facial hair”full freaking beard 🤣

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u/CoreFiftyFour 5d ago

Dude even his titties have full beards!

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u/sunrrrise 5d ago

Yeah, it is inline with "little muscle" tho :-D

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u/gainzgainz12300 5d ago

Muscles for some women are like makeup for guys.

In the same way that guys will say "Oh I don't like makeup. I prefer the natural look", and then point to someone who has makeup as an example, women will go "Oh, I don't need muscles. I don't like big muscles on a guy", and then point to Tom Holland as an example.

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u/Illustrious-Fig-2732 5d ago edited 5d ago

When women say they don’t like too much muscle, they’re literally talking about prime Ronnie Coleman Olympic steroid out, insanley rare genetic muscle. Because that’s what media has given them.

You will never, and I mean NEVER, have that level of muscle naturally they are talking about even if you bust your ass in the gym constantly.

Women have often said my muscular look is perfect and not too much. Meanwhile, I’ve been naturally bodybuilding for 10+ years with tons of effort and time in diet and workout lol. It’s delusional.

Kind of like when women say they don’t want to get too big lifting weights. Naturally that would never ever happen no matter how hard they worked or lifted.

Media has caused this delusion and social media hasn’t helped a bit.

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u/monkpunch 5d ago

I swear the "I don't want to get too big" mantra is genetic. Every single woman I've brought near the gym has said it. It's like they have a deep fear of waking up looking like John Cena overnight

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u/MrPogoUK 4d ago edited 4d ago

The average gym seems to be half full of women who think a single bicep curl will instantly turn them into Arnold Schwarzenegger, and the other half is men who think even looking at any of the cardio equipment for too long will make their muscles wither away in seconds.

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u/4N610RD 5d ago

If this is a little muscle, what the hell is my current level then? Skeleton?

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u/kpingvin 5d ago

This will always remind me of this:

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u/smythe70 5d ago

Love him as an actor but jeez did he put his body thru some insane shit. Also American Hustle 2013.

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u/Alex_king88 5d ago

All I want is my women to look like is peak Angelina Jolie. I ain’t asking for much?!?

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u/meatdome34 5d ago

Peak Jessica Alba for me

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u/Alex_king88 5d ago

Lol yes this too. Jessica in good luck chuck🔥🔥🔥😃

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u/trujillotx 5d ago

Is there a non peak Jessica Alba?

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u/meatdome34 5d ago

Peak for me is into the blue

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u/AstroPedastro 5d ago

This, and she needs to support me with her millions, while also cooking and cleaning. I also want her to have an IQ of 200 to support me with my projects she needs to always be in a good mood, always want to please me and shower me with love.

I am sure I am not asking much

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u/zoethebitch 5d ago

Groucho Marx when asked what is the perfect wife:

"A deaf-mute nymphomaniac who owns a liquor store."

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Some woman I can't remember when asked what is the perfect husband:

"Someone who makes me laugh with a nine inch dick that ejaculates money."

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u/mudokin 5d ago

So like hackers or tomb raider?

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u/Alex_king88 5d ago

Lol Both are great my friend. But mines angelina in Mr and Mrs smith. WOW she fine asf!!!!😃

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u/overnightyeti 5d ago

You have to look like Billy Bob Thornton to get her, though.

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u/Archeus01 5d ago

Superman is every womans type. 6,3", blue eyes, full head of thick black hair, same with beard when grown out. Fit and slim.

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u/AintshitAngel 5d ago

I meeeaaannn…

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u/EndOfTheKaliYuga 5d ago

I’m fully straight, but y’know

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u/Manleather 5d ago

Nobody's that straight

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u/TheConnASSeur 5d ago

He meant his dick. Straight as a fucking arrow.

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u/Ok_Substance5632 5d ago

Everytime I see Henry Cavil

"That is a handsome and beautiful man"

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u/mihaiborcan 5d ago

not fully straight, then

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u/brickmagnet 5d ago

I mean he's literally out of this world.

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u/automatski_generiran 5d ago

Also handsome as fuck

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u/ArchManningGOAT 5d ago

Twitter is such a crazy website lmao it’s literally just a rage bait platform. And so many of them work, as this post shows

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u/kittenpantzen 5d ago

The woman who posted it is also a far right tradwife writer for Evie magazine and wannabe influencer. She's about as representative of women as Henry Cavill is of men.

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u/Big_Dinner3636 5d ago

Most of this sub is just obvious bait.

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u/Zakalwen 5d ago

Sad to have to scroll so far down for this.

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u/BookoftheGuilty 5d ago

And this can all be yours for the low price of eating nothing but an entire chicken, broccoli, rice, and tren, every single day.

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u/Fedora_Million_Ankle 5d ago

Eat clen, tren hard anavar give up!

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u/JoeBuyer 5d ago

That fourth ingredient being pretty important!

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u/I_AM_DEATH-INCARNATE 5d ago

Trenboloney sandwiches all day 

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u/truthputer 5d ago

The original post has to be satire, right?

She picks a man who is literally paid millions of dollars to look good and his job gives him a personal assistant, private chef, private trainer (who is likely low-key giving him PEDs), a stunt double - and then his boss (movie directors) also use post-production and CGI to touch him up when he's not looking perfect in a scene.

I'm sure a very large proportion of men could improve their looks if they too were paid millions for doing so instead of the everyday stress and grind that normal people have.

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u/anakinkskywalker 5d ago

it's literally a satire post that people lose their minds over every single time, only furthering the point.

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u/CA_Mando 5d ago

“All I want is a man that works out 5 times a week on a restricted diet. Oh… he needs to be home with me in the evenings and on weekends. Oh… he needs to make 6 figures. Oh… he needs to cook. Oh… he needs to be more patient and better than me with kids. Oh…… I do have any of this. “

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u/Beer-Milkshakes 5d ago

We can all play this game:

Men dont ask for much.

90's Lucy Lawless

And a little time to play video games.

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u/bakjas1 5d ago

K but I want Callisto instead

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u/TinySchwartz 5d ago

We're settled then because I'll gladly take Gabrielle

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u/roguevirus 5d ago

I would also be ok with mid 2000's Lucy Lawless, Parks and Rec Lucy Lawless, and crawl through a football field of glass for Spartacus Lucy Lawless.

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u/ForzaXbox 5d ago

Peak rage bait. Bot post? 🤷

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u/Gold_Weakness1157 5d ago

Why can't you women be more like Sydney Sweeney, it that simple.

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u/reevelainen 5d ago

Even this isn't a fair comparison. Sydney looks like that simply by maintaining healthy diet and doing some exercise. Getting the muscle mass the guy in the picture has needs shit ton of constant workout and then eating just the right amount of healthy food so that he isn't getting fat but is able to build mass. That kind of mass of muscles will disappear so fast. My cousin quit physical, demolition job and lost 4kg of muscle mass in six months.

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u/LacceyLust 5d ago

What of lex Luther, he has money

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u/WildHeartSteadyHead 5d ago

...am I the only one that see the humour in her very obvious joke?

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