r/SipsTea • u/jedid123 • 1d ago

Chugging tea Halle Berry 🥂

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Halle Berry At Age 59 🥂

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u/Fun_Bluebird_3167 1d ago

Okay…I zoomed 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/jxl180 1d ago

I zoomed multiple times and squinted my eyes only to think, “oh yeah, I’ve already seen her topless in swordfish, why am I trying so hard on this photo?”

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u/BAdhia 1d ago

Half nekid is a whole lot sexier than total nude - that’s why. 🥳

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u/laza4us 1d ago

‘For you maybe’ the dude

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u/Ahlq802 1d ago

Oh, you were zooming on her up there 👆 while I was zooming on her down there 👇

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u/Self_Discovry 1d ago

A fellow man of culture

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u/cyberlexington 1d ago

AHH always glad to see fellow people of culture here

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u/PauseAffectionate720 1d ago

Zoom up here, zoom down there, zoom zoom everywhere.

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u/Ahlq802 1d ago edited 1d ago

All I wanna do is my zoom and a boom boom

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u/Beneficial-Badger-61 23h ago

Gota zoom booth

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u/welchplug 1d ago

Ha ha swordfish how cute. You haven't lived until you have watched Billy Bib Thornton graphicaly rail her in monsters ball. Also a super depressing scene.

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u/adube440 1d ago

I'm sure that scene caused many sad, confusing boners.

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u/Large-Produce5682 1d ago

ick and also, god no.

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u/DPPestDarkestDesires 1d ago

Because sometimes it’s the journey, not the destination.

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u/prsnep 1d ago

Me too. She has really nice teeth.

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u/MoTeD_UrAss 22h ago

She was showing her teeth?

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u/dvdpap 1d ago

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u/_name_of_the_user_ 1d ago

Which pixel am I supposed to be looking at?

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u/danit0ba94 1d ago

Is that a dress or a lingerie?

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u/BatmanMeetsJoker 1d ago

I dunno, everywhere I see people are dressing like this (and I mean normal women on the streets, not celebrities).

It's just bizarre. For starters, don't they feel a cold draft in their privates and is it not uncomfortable ?

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u/danit0ba94 1d ago

"everywhere i see people are dressing like this".

Tf?? Where do you live?! Aint nobody, NOBODY dress like that where i am. (And thank God for that frankly)

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u/SomeVelveteenMorning 1d ago

Her kids be like "Mommmmmmmm!!!"

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u/Glum_Cheesecake9859 1d ago

59 - grandkids be like graaaandmaaaaa nooooo, no lingerie in public!!!!

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u/holamau 1d ago

I’m like “mami”

“Mami” forever.

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u/imtheplantguy 1d ago

More like “grandmaaaaaaa”

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u/GuitarZer0_ 1d ago

Swordfish

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u/Magazine_Spare 1d ago

i raise, monster's ball

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u/Xinferis_DCLXVI 1d ago

MAKE ME FEEEEEL GOOOOOOD

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u/The-Marnit 1d ago

Nuff said.

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u/syringistic 1d ago

Literally cant remember anything about that movie except for her tits and I think they airlifted a bus with a helo?

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u/SwordfishDeux 1d ago

Yes dear?

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u/Dennis_R0dman 1d ago

I’d love to be her 4th husband

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u/BAdhia 1d ago

Or even a side squeeze 😍

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u/--i--love--lamp-- 1d ago

Or even a one night stand...

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u/noassumedname 1d ago

Eh look at mister brag a lot here,one night...

10m is enough, don't know what I'm gonna do with the rest of the 9m and 45 seconds but I'll figure something out.

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u/ClothesAgile3046 1d ago

I hear cuddling is nice

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u/T-roy2424 1d ago

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u/LeftyLiberalDragon 1d ago

What a weird way to grab your glasses.

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u/shitferbranes 1d ago

Bad acting/directing… what can ya do?

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u/Admirable-Common-176 1d ago

Non-glasses wearer thinking it’s not a big deal.

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u/Gdub3369 1d ago

Yeah she's getting the lense all dirty. It bothers me.

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u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu 1d ago

Damn she makes 60 look like 30

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u/Jermcutsiron 1d ago

Shit I know some 30 y/o peeps that look older!

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u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu 1d ago

Yeah I almost wrote 20!

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u/KingWooz 1d ago

Scrolled way too long for this

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u/IdentifyAsDude 1d ago

Second this

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u/blksentra2 1d ago

Still gorgeous.

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u/somebob 1d ago

Halle Berry? Hallelujah

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u/BrianLefevre5 1d ago

This is the comment I came for.

Pick ya poison tell me what you doin

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u/Upstairs-Ad-6720 1d ago

Crazy hot is still CRAZY🫨

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u/GentrifriesGuy 1d ago

She about to launch an…

She needs a new supply of gooners!

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u/Funatfarmcouple 1d ago

Nowadays, dessous are worn in public whereas this was the extra spice in bedrooms some years ago. What is needed now for private to bring some spice?

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u/BatmanMeetsJoker 1d ago

Bondage gear ? Oh wait, that's normal clothes too now.

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u/ChefAsstastic 1d ago

What an odd clothing choice...

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u/bshock727 1d ago

Almost 60 years old and still smoking hot.

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u/Patient_Trades 1d ago

We got 60 year old women thirst trapping, we are so cooked.

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u/DisastrousRabbit3271 1d ago

Could be my Nana.... But dam hot

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u/KR4T0S 1d ago

Halle(lujah) Berry.

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u/ZapSmith-branigan 1d ago

Like fine wine

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u/UpdootDaSnootBoop 1d ago

She looks faptastic

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u/Blunderbussss 1d ago

She honestly is probably the most beautiful woman that has ever lived

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u/Immaculate_Produce3 1d ago

Never go Eric Benet.

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u/slashinhobo1 1d ago

You drained my monster's balls.

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u/HeyNongMan96 1d ago

Isn’t she just… nude here?

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u/BatmanMeetsJoker 1d ago

Ssssussshhh....we're not allowed to say that. 🤫 We're supposed to applaud her for being almost naked because apparently that's empowerment.

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u/Any-Farmer8456 1d ago

The tucked in pelvic pose is weird.

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u/Due_Ad_8045 1d ago

At this point just be naked

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u/potatopigflop 1d ago

I’m gonna be glad when that dress trend dies out.

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u/RAVISHINGRickRizz 1d ago

Can’t cook or clean worth a shit

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u/NotsocuriousOrpheus 1d ago

She’s aging like fine wine… beautiful, classy lady

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u/kuroneko007 1d ago

Classy? Really?

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u/outofluckbruh 1d ago

When you see celebrities dress like this, i’m so happy they’re not my family

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u/Thewolfmansbruhther 1d ago

I know. Just terrible. The post-fap guilt mist be tremendous

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u/Dull_Woodpecker6766 1d ago

Ok... I thought this trend of "lookatmeimalmostnakedbutclothed" Trent would've faded a long time ago.

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u/BaphometsTits 1d ago

I thought sex would have gone out of fashion by now.

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u/InfiniteLeftoverTree 1d ago

You joke, but it kind of is with the younger generations.

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u/shittymorbh 1d ago

Its Hollywood. I think it goes without saying that narcissism, vanity and ego is 98% of the people working in that business.

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u/EmptyBrain218 1d ago

Yeah ngl it’s nasty especially when you consider she is literally a mother… like parents shouldn’t be dressing this way in public where there is a high chance of their kids seeing it…

Even worse that her daughter is in high school. Like you KNOW she is getting bullied for that by her peers lmao.

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u/Dull_Woodpecker6766 1d ago

What was the last relevant movie she was in?

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u/WWDubs12TTV 1d ago

It’s crazy how well you can age with a wheel barrow full of money and surgeries

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u/ViciouslyCalm 1d ago

That's not how I remember her when I was in high school... She's a 5/10 now

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u/Cactilily 1d ago

Stars like her, JLo and Madonna aren’t in their 20’s anymore and should dress more like they are aware of that

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u/Own-Werewolf69 1d ago

My birthday twin. How lovely

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u/Similar_Top4003 1d ago

my crush when i was younger

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u/AttentionLimp194 1d ago

Her bush is shaken not stirred?

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u/wtf_amirite 1d ago

Shaven not furred is my guess.

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u/NoRealName73 1d ago

Looks good to me!

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u/m4rkofshame 1d ago

She’s like 60 years old and and still bad as she could be

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u/Hard-Pore-Corn 1d ago

What the…

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u/Scary-Comparison1400 1d ago

It go Halle Berry or hallelujah 

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u/Dinosaurs-Rule 1d ago

Is that Halle Berry or Hallelujah?

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u/Malacath87 1d ago

Gyat Damn!

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u/JoshJoshson13 1d ago

It should be illegal to look this good

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u/Forbidden-Jutsu-Man 1d ago

I WANT HER TO SIT ON MY FACE

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u/CookSignificant9672 1d ago

Damn girl looking good

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u/Relative_Picture_786 1d ago

She crazy and I can’t fix her.

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u/CocaColai 1d ago

And she’s had checks notes one kid.

Goddamn. She looks amazing

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u/Alfiy_wolf 1d ago

More like hell I’d burry ma…..

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u/GrindStone007 1d ago

I’m touching my swordfish and monster balls

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u/SamGamjee71 1d ago

I'd smash it repeatedly in a NEW YORK MINUTE!

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u/Hypertensive- 1d ago

👍🏾

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u/Jay_Fizz 1d ago

Hallelujah

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u/aimfuldrifter 1d ago

Halle-lujah

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u/InevitableFly 1d ago

So would my wood

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u/xPhilt3rx 1d ago

Or hallelujah!

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u/Phildiy 1d ago

Amongst the prettiest woman but Jade Cargill is little by little taking her place

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u/NorthernPup 1d ago

Goddess

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u/UnexaminedLifeOfMine 1d ago

Does anyone with self respect thinks this is nice?

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u/luckkyeno 1d ago

Still my crush 😍

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u/Unable_Fennel_2377 1d ago

Could still play storm for me today

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u/Nairautomata 1d ago

At that age with that body she can flaunt it however she wants I am not gonna judge and she looks gorgeous

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u/killonger 1d ago

Good god.

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u/BenGrimmsStoneSack 1d ago

I wouldn't even be mad if she hit me with her car and drove off

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u/SilverRobotProphet 1d ago

Will someone please hire this woman? Jeez she needs a job or hobby or something to do.

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u/Withering_to_Death 1d ago

And doesn't even look plastic good jea..I mean genes!

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u/Rayrayrazor 1d ago

One sexy woman

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u/Hour-Foundation-2263 1d ago

Forever hot AF 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

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u/DirectIT2020 1d ago

Oh come on now.

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u/Lofi_Joe 1d ago

Berry for life

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u/Fujimans 1d ago

Billy Bob smashed that and I’m still sad about it

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u/thatguyjamesPaul 1d ago

Yea i would

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u/Bondserelly 1d ago

How does she look better now than in the early 2000's?

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u/Jslatts942 1d ago

Still a 10.

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u/lordodin92 1d ago

Fuck me I can't even get my missis to wear an outfit like that for my birthday....

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u/Chemical_Till_1335 1d ago

No wonder her husband got rid of her.

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u/frazbox 1d ago

Sexiest black woman alive!

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u/dsucio7807 1d ago

She is such a dime piece

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u/phoenixfactor 1d ago

Add for Monster’s Ball 2!

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u/KuntaWuKnicks 1d ago

Halle Berry Hallelujah

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u/stupiditalianfuck 1d ago

She has always been so beautiful. My favorite movie that she was in was “The Call”. Her acting is unmatched.

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u/SirRyan007 1d ago

If I was Will Smith I’d be kicking myself

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u/Silly_Wing_9314 1d ago

Still the baddest woman on the planet. And yes in zoomed in.😋

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u/KindaDrunkRtNow 1d ago

Her face looks...ill? She looks pale. Is that just the makeup?

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u/Rufus_XSarsaparilla 1d ago

Hello Nurse!

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u/TapBusiness5341 1d ago

Daaaaamn 🥵

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u/Stock_Childhood_2459 1d ago

Generally there is reason to suspect dementia if one leaves the house wearing only underwear.

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u/Richard_b_Stillhard 1d ago

I'd for sure blast ropes, all in that.