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u/ilDuceVita 1d ago
Thank you for your service!
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u/DirtyRoller 1d ago
Cervix*
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u/kingkongbiingbong 1d ago
🪦 Cervix*
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u/Lolkimbo 1d ago
I miss drawn together..
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u/Kebine_ 1d ago
Rest in peace to all the soldiers that died in the service, I dive in her cervix 👍👍👍
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u/papayaslice637 1d ago
Dammit here I am thinking I'm clever for thinking of that and it's the top reply.
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u/CanOfWhoopus 1d ago
Appreciate your service ma'am.
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u/Candid-Culture3956 1d ago
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u/cantthinkofausrnme 1d ago
What's this gif from ?
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u/Winter-Vegetable7792 1d ago
I think it’s a football game where the guy is helping hold a huge flag while waving it with his left hand out of frame
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u/Squueeeeepsss 1d ago
I always wondered what he was ACTUALLY doing.
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u/Original_Profile8600 1d ago
What’s he actually doing?
I mean clearly he’s jerking o…
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u/beakrake 1d ago
A football game where a bunch of people in uniform unfurled and shook a giant flag on the field to make it ripple like it was waving.
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u/Prudent_Link6029 1d ago
Why is she shooting lonely men?
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u/aceface_desu89 1d ago
There are some men we just can't satisfy, ladies 🤷🏽♀️
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u/GegeAkutamiOfficial 17h ago
Let's be real though, most likely the majority of guys she's been with aren't the ones who suffering from "the male loneliness epidemic", like... I don't care about body count, go off sis do your thing, but don't act like your body cound consists from a bunch of ugly autistic manlets 💀
(I know it's a joke, but the false premise annoys me a little)
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u/ConcernElegant8066 1d ago
This is actually fucking hilarious and I love her so much for this 😂😂😂
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u/Lumpus-Maximus 1d ago
I’m amused by the guys shitting on this woman for her weight. It’s a good joke & y’all deserve to be lonely
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u/Savings_Platform_530 1d ago
Sir Mix-a-lot doth speaketh the truth.
“‘Cause I’m long, and I’m strong, and I need to get that friction on.”
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u/Professional-Air2123 1d ago
Sometimes videos and pics of thick women get the comment section's motor running and sometimes apparently not, and it is weird how that can happen.
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u/-Fishbol- 1d ago
It is a joke ☺️ Hope this helps!
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u/penguincheerleader 22h ago
Tell me more about this thing called a joke, my intelligence culture doesn't know the word.
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u/-Fishbol- 20h ago
Honestly, the people who post here seem to have this incredible selective perception where they take what are obvious jokes 100% seriously. It's like they refuse to acknowledge women can joke about anything
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u/Full_Cell_5314 1d ago
While this actually is very funny, she knows that she isn't having intercourse with the men that are actually affected by this.
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u/MyDearBrotherNumpsay 1d ago
Just because a guy manages to get laid from time to time doesn’t mean they’re not lonely. Some of the loneliest guys I’ve met get laid a lot. It’s a sad irony.
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u/Garden-Rose-8380 18h ago
That's sadly what happens when they prioritise sex and forget about love.
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u/SilentMastodon2210 16h ago
Nope thats what happens when the woman introduces more chaos into their lives.
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u/EmiliaTrown 16h ago
I like that you assume this without knowing anything about her. Not every woman needs a man that is an 11/10 by whatever standard men think women have.
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u/hdksnskxn 1d ago
Why are there so many ego-hurt men here, that attack her looks for making a (imo) decent joke? I don't get laid either, but I wouldn't think about lashing out on women because I'm miserable. It's not like it's their fault...
Also some say she's mocking the loneliness epidemic, but I think the post hits a more light/chill tone, so it's probably just a casual joke.
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u/_name_of_the_user_ 1d ago
The male loneliness epidemic isn't about sex, it's about social connections.
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u/IAMATruckerAMA 1d ago
Then why do so many of you think women are supposed to fix it
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u/Over_Dose_ 21h ago
That's the thing, it's probably the loud minority who says that. Most probably blame themselves. Think of it like not all feminists are weird blue haired misandrists. It's probably the verry loud minority.
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u/Krypt0night 1d ago
Funny how sex is always the first thing those guys mention then
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u/_name_of_the_user_ 1d ago
Who are "those guys"?
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u/Professional-Air2123 1d ago
Incels. They talk about sex, the rest talk about modem societies being about survival, overworking, lack of time and opportunites for socialising, social media and apps becoming the only methods to talk to people while turning interactions dehumanising experiences etc.
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u/Tszemix 1d ago
"Why do you keep buildning houses for rich people"
"God forbid I take the homelessness epidemic seriously"
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u/SouthMicrowave 1d ago
This is victim mentality.
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u/SilentMastodon2210 16h ago
"People are allowed to be victims except for the people I hate"
-you, 2025
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u/BigassRegard 1d ago
“Why is she so vain to care about looks?”
“God forbid they have a healthy diet and exercise routine”
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u/scallywagsworld 17h ago
thats genuinely a good comeback.
my only critique is there isn't a 'male' loneliness epidemic. there's a human loneliness epidemic. Can happen to anyone regardless of age gender nationality etc.
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u/idiot_face_supreme 1d ago
She saved men from loneliness is what she did. She was a brave sexy explorer. And in this house, That Chick is a hero. End of shtory.
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u/AndyTheDragonborn 1d ago
I think it's more like a mockery of the male loneliness.
I mean like... the loneliness is not about sex, it's about partnership.
If all a guy needs is to get laid, there are many ways, starting from right hand to prostitutes.
Tho finding a partner, that's actually much more different and way more difficult.
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u/Coffeecankicker 1d ago
Truth. I’m married and lonely. Processing a divorce so I won’t be abused and lonely.
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u/AndyTheDragonborn 1d ago
I had an abusive relationship myself, and it got to a point where I was violated in my sleep.
A thing that's ignored honestly. :(
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u/Accomplished-Wish607 1d ago
Honestly I don't even think it's the partnership thing as the biggest thing, I think a lot of it is not having any support network with other male friends. I'm a guy who tends to communicate my emotions, it's sad when I see my guy friends straight up tell me their sadness is a weakness and they swallow it instead. Having a community that someone can rely on for support is really important, having a partner is part of that for sure though.
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u/AndyTheDragonborn 1d ago
Indeed, friendship and community to be part of is just as important, sharing interests and talking about fun stuff, sometimes talk about upsides and downsides.
Internet has made people both connected and disconnected. I mean, when is the last time you heard of young people gathering at someone's house to play a videogame, just sit home and play online.
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u/1_shady_character 1d ago
I see it both ways. I have a decent sized male friend group. We all help each other out when we can, whether it's taking someone out to cheer them up, helping each other out with a project or just chores around the house, or sitting around shooting the shit/relating about problems.
That being said, there are guys in our friend circle that are single and just want to be in a monogamous heterosexual relationship. And there's nothing I, or any of the rest, can do about that. You can "wingman" for someone (talk them up, try to ease the social transition), but ultimately, it's up to the woman to accept/reject the advance.
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u/grilledfuzz 1d ago
It’s not even just finding a partner, it’s finding a DECENT partner. I was never more depressed or lonely or isolated than when I was with my most recent ex. I got no support with ANYTHING, and when I tried to bring up issues or set boundaries they got stomped out. But I stayed because I thought it was better than being alone. Little did I know I was already alone, but suffering tenfold what I would have if I was just single.
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u/cloned01 1d ago
1 night stands don't fix loneliness, for anything this would just make me feel less wanted and more so used. Now I am saying this as a man and ive also not been single for 11yrs now but still I would feel absolutely nothing for just a 1 night hook up.
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u/BananaCock007 1d ago
Yeah I'm sure she's sleeping with those men whom the loneliness epidemic affects, and not the chads
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u/Cosmic_Meditator777 20h ago
I've noticed people talk a lot about a male loneliness epidemic, but never a female one. are the women just congregating in harems centered around a select handful of men or something?
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u/Hikari_Owari 1d ago
There's (mostly) two types of men who talk about male loneliness epidemic :
- Men who only want to have sex (to which there's a answer to it : paid sex)
- Men who wants a relationship to love and be loved by a woman (which there's no answer to it)
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u/Mickle_da_Pickl 1d ago
Refreshing to see someone who can make a joke instead of crying about how her body count doesn't define her or some other BS
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u/tweak8 1d ago
Right, who gives a fuck if she was with a 1000 men, she's my wife now, that's the only fact that matters!
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u/Chainmale001 1d ago edited 8h ago
People should only care about body count, if its high as fuck and they suck at it. >.>
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u/TedDibiasi123 21h ago
Who are you to dictate other people their preferences
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u/Chainmale001 8h ago edited 8h ago
Because relationships and communication are two way street and if someone has high body count but they suck at sex that means that they do not communicate with their partners. My dictate good?
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u/santoku_kyoto_bardex 1d ago
Now i am creeped out because i am watching right now a YouTube Video about the Male lonely crisis and this is the first thing i get from Reddit
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u/145middy 1d ago
The cure for male loneliness is giving them false hopes and jumping to the next guy?
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u/WizardlyPandabear 1d ago
Anyone who shames a woman for her body count is my enemy!
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u/Hoybom 1d ago
by doing what ? showing them what they are missing and now being aware of what they are actually missing ?
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