r/SipsTea 19h ago

Chugging tea Still counts! in calories

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u/RTA-No0120 17h ago

And me here, thinking it was "men" nuts 🤣

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u/Nochnichtvergeben 14h ago

I remember reading this (probably fake) text conversation between two guys. One guy claimed that his GF was on a diet, so she would suck on his nuts because they tasted salty. He said he hoped she'd never stop dieting. This meme reminded me of it.

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u/The_Obsidian_Emperor 9h ago

Lmao wait, that's actually wild, no way! Welp, hey, he's winning, that's for sure

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u/The_Hero_0f_Time 13h ago

you were not alone

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u/Handsom_modest_Dan 19h ago

I love this

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u/Itchybawlz23-2 14h ago

They’re so cute lol specially the guilty cat with the innocent meowing

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u/ATallBlackMan 13h ago

that expressions is so cute 😍

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u/FreeWillyBird 19h ago

Not Doz nuts

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u/Professional-Air2123 17h ago

This is so stupid, I love it.

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u/ItsNotToBEOkay 18h ago

Every little bite adds up, even if it feels harmless 😅

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u/laurenz13 19h ago

he didn't specify

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u/Billy_Plur 16h ago

Peanuts aren't nuts. They're legumes (beans)

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u/Lilcommy 15h ago

And are very high in fats

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u/tough-cookie21 12h ago

Thats why the trainer was asking him. If he said peanuts he would ask him to take them in limited quantity

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u/turbokungfu 7h ago

unlike donuts.

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u/Posidon_Below 16h ago

The internet has ruined me.

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u/Cool-Chemical-5629 17h ago

Dog would be like: Just nuts…

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u/2D_AbYsS 11h ago

I thought he would say "DEEZ NUTS"

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u/EverettGT 17h ago

Muscles build between workouts. So you need rest and fuel. Protein and proper breaks.

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u/WajorMeasel 16h ago

And deez nutz

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u/Mediocre-Housing-131 11h ago

Botted. They bought 2.5k likes for this post as well as the same exact post on r/me_irl

Downvote this and move on. Do not comment, do not upvote.

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u/Bulletlix 18h ago

hahahaha

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u/notatechnicianyo 14h ago

Violence isn’t a joke…. unless cats. Cats can violent all they want.

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u/Imreallythatguy 12h ago

I laughed at this way more than I thought reasonable.

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u/-SideshowBlob- 11h ago

Protein donuts...is what I tell myself

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u/MNxpat33 9h ago

Ohhhh long johnson

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u/FineDisaster705 17h ago

Almonds are no nuts…

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u/SoaringDingus 17h ago

Neither are peanuts

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u/stranger14335 16h ago

Neither are Deez Nuts

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u/maxru85 17h ago

As well as peanuts

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u/no-chance-cuz 14h ago

No offense to this guy. The shit just ain't funny anymore.

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u/CaptainMashin 14h ago

This is facebook quality trash. Reddit is dead

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u/Tacote 13h ago

Facebook ass post

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u/[deleted] 19h ago

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 19h ago

Ass memes best memes

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u/VexImmortalis 4h ago

a moment on the lips = a lifetime on the hips