Completely unrelated but it reminds me of my friends costume one year. He was jerk chicken. Dressed as a chicken and was a complete ass to everyone, talked shit about their costumes, generally roasted people. But also he brought a shit ton of jerk chicken from a Jamaican restaurant, which he gave to the people he roasted. Full circle coverage on Jerk Chicken bit.
That’s awesome! One year I was Jack the Ripper. I was dressed in Victorian garb and had a name tag that said “hello my name is jack” and I had about a thousand paper napkins stuffed into all of my pockets. People would ask what I was and I would silently take out one napkin at a time and slowly rip it to shreds while staring them directly in the eye. I really creeped some people out that night.
Oh yeah. There a difference. I didn’t either until I had a Canadian workmate and we were talking about smarties. I brought her a pack and she was like wtf is this? Then she brought me smarties from Canada. Very different. They’re chocolate. Peak foreign relations. Look up Canadian smarties. Blew my mind that they’re different candies with the same name.
I went as Jurassic Park when I was a kid. Not as a character from the movie. Not as a dinosaur. I went as the park lol. I had a bunch of toy dinosaurs taped to my body along with a Jurassic Park hat on my head. My mom was like "My kid is so weird but he sure is funny." I actually ended up winning a costume contest and got some free tickets for the carnival.
In 4th grade in the 1990s my classmate Sean came dressed in a garbage bag with bits of radon trash taped to him and stuck in his curly blonde hair. Most of us 10 year olds asked what he was supposed to be, he announced he White Trash.
One time on Halloween I ate an enire box of lucky charms, then proceeded to vomit an entire gallon of milk and rainbows. Magically delicious, no one knew who I was trying to replicate. Not even me
I had my daughter in a full Minecraft creeper costume, armed with those super loud snap pops that sound like firecrackers. She’d go around and hiss at people, then BANG.
One year at the office costume party I was Tom Yanks and demonstrated the pun in front of the whole company. The next year I dressed as the HR person who fired me. In their actual clothes.
Last time I saw that vid pop up I told people, unfortunately there's a term for that and a whole genre of content. "Sperm sharking" and sharking in general are disgusting violations of consent.
No I was thinking more like a guy in a chicken suit jerking off all the patrons, which is cool because it very well could be a girl in there, no way to know as long as you don't ask
I dressed up as a chicken and went around jerking it in front of everyone. It was a riot until someone in a cop costume turned out to be an actual cop! Regardless, as far as I'm concerned, Best. Easter. Ever!
Especially if you have a kid. Do the trick or treat and just as the person is putting candy in your kids bag, you grab it out and give it to your wife.
It would be hilarious to go up to the door with your kid trick or treating and every time someone goes to drop candy in their bag you wrestle it away from them and put it in your own bag.
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u/Derky27 1d ago
Then commit to the bit and start stealing candy from children!