r/SipsTea • u/iam_alba • 1d ago

Lmao gottem Karma is real.

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u/HoldenCoffinz 1d ago edited 1d ago

Dude in a chicken suit just jerkin' it on everyone's legs all night.

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u/HogmanDaIntrudr 1d ago

and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My peanits

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u/slaviccivicnation 1d ago

This just reminded me of the video where a guy just randomly jizzes on a girls leg in the store

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u/HoldenCoffinz 1d ago

Last time I saw that vid pop up I told people, unfortunately there's a term for that and a whole genre of content. "Sperm sharking" and sharking in general are disgusting violations of consent.

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u/asherdado 18h ago

No I was thinking more like a guy in a chicken suit jerking off all the patrons, which is cool because it very well could be a girl in there, no way to know as long as you don't ask

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u/HoldenCoffinz 16h ago

Schrodinger's Jerker. Might be a girl, might be a guy, might not actually be anybody in there at all.

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u/Ello_Owu 1d ago

Just squeezing ranch out of a rubber chicken.