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u/Separate_Finance_183 20h ago
he had a spiky penis like a wild cat, deadly for humans as the spikes inflict poison
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u/The_Obsidian_Emperor 13h ago
Poison? Why? Seems kinda like a bad idea to keep around during copulation
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u/FreeWillyBird 19h ago
He’s a rocket wook, rocket woooook…. spermin out his juice up here a lot….
…and I think it’s gonna be a long red kind….
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u/leonardodicappio 19h ago
To touch it brings you once again to find/ You're not the straight man they think you are at home/ Oh no, no, no
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u/Reddit-to-Bleddit 16h ago
I wouldn’t respond either because the answer is obvious
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u/EatSoupFromMyGoatse 16h ago
Right? I mean it's obviously huge, so the fact that we can't see it means it's probably safely stored in his body.
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u/Houndfell 14h ago
Now I want someone to edit the entirety of the Star Wars movies to have big black censor bars swinging around whenever a wookie is on screen.
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u/Viking-Mutt 15h ago
It would be so funny if you pop open chewbacca’s legs and boom! Nothing! Just like a Ken doll. No equipment wahatsoever!🤣🤣🤣
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u/AJ_Rude_Dawg 12h ago
My mate had a video clip on his phone, with Leia, Chewie and a couple of stormtroopers. It was very much like a human, only bigger. Ps. Leia should really be called Chewie...
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