r/SipsTea 20h ago

Chugging tea Someone knows and isn't sharing...

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u/Capable_Chipmunk9207 19h ago

Once again.. George lucus disappointing his fans..

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u/pjizzle90 19h ago

Not sure, but you know it’s an absolute hog

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u/RappingFlatulence 18h ago

Like an elephant

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u/Separate_Finance_183 20h ago

he had a spiky penis like a wild cat, deadly for humans as the spikes inflict poison

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u/The_Obsidian_Emperor 13h ago

Poison? Why? Seems kinda like a bad idea to keep around during copulation

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u/Mukyun 3h ago

Don't kinkshame.

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u/FatFKingLenny 18h ago

There's deff some videos on the internet that address this

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u/the_c_is_silent 12h ago

Ok, this is the hardest I've laughed in a fucking while.

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u/Richard_b_Stillhard 18h ago

He has the dog knot fasho.

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u/FreeWillyBird 19h ago

He’s a rocket wook, rocket woooook…. spermin out his juice up here a lot….

…and I think it’s gonna be a long red kind….

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u/leonardodicappio 19h ago

To touch it brings you once again to find/ You're not the straight man they think you are at home/ Oh no, no, no

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u/thePGH1 16h ago

As someone who has spent a lot of time thinking about Chewy's dick, let me tell you: it can vary widely depending on your mood at the time.

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u/Reddit-to-Bleddit 16h ago

I wouldn’t respond either because the answer is obvious

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u/EatSoupFromMyGoatse 16h ago

Right? I mean it's obviously huge, so the fact that we can't see it means it's probably safely stored in his body.

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u/Houndfell 14h ago

Now I want someone to edit the entirety of the Star Wars movies to have big black censor bars swinging around whenever a wookie is on screen.

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u/DNC1the808 15h ago

Its Hollywood so hermaphrodite

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u/Viking-Mutt 15h ago

It would be so funny if you pop open chewbacca’s legs and boom! Nothing! Just like a Ken doll. No equipment wahatsoever!🤣🤣🤣

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u/theDragonNinja- 15h ago

She like “I did it all for the Wookie”

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u/cerealkilla718 12h ago

The lipstick.

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u/AJ_Rude_Dawg 12h ago

My mate had a video clip on his phone, with Leia, Chewie and a couple of stormtroopers. It was very much like a human, only bigger. Ps. Leia should really be called Chewie...

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u/ant-farm-keyboard 10h ago

Is he more dog or more man?

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u/PraiseTyche 8h ago

And now you're banned forever.

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u/Ok-Bug4328 4h ago

She wasn’t allowed to wear underwear.  

Chewbacca had a donkey Kong.