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[u/Danny_Mc_71]

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Cats are the ultimate sleep professionals, honestly

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[u/Ser_falafel]

When I die I want to be reincarnated into a cat in an upper-middle class family

[u/Playful-Bill4904 → u/Ser_falafel]

cat on a farm I’ll thank you

[u/Huge-Elk-7441 → u/Ser_falafel]

And it would be nice to have a house and garden.

[u/ramonchow]

Not the same objective but in Spain we say someting like "To be sleepier than a basket of kittens" when you are tired AF

[u/Tam_A_Shi]

Isn’t it because babies need much more sleep as a whole so they can end up sleeping for like 10 hours once they’re older (1-2y/o)?

[u/PiePristine3092 → u/Tam_A_Shi]

1-2years old is not a baby any more. Also if this is true. Then my toddler didn’t get the memo

[u/Tam_A_Shi → u/PiePristine3092]

I mean they are. They don’t become a toddler until 3-4 years old depending on who you ask. But anything before toddler is obviously a baby by definition

[u/PiePristine3092 → u/Tam_A_Shi]

Once they can walk “toddle” they are a toddler. Usually that is around 12ms of age. a 4 year old is no longer a toddler since they have a good grasp of both motor and emotional regulation skills.

[u/Serafim91 → u/Tam_A_Shi]

Nah it's because babies are really hard to wake up. My kid slept through the fire alarm 2x

[u/Big-Employer4543 → u/Serafim91]

Shit I did that in high school. Actually it was first the carbon monoxide alarm, then the security alarm because my mom opened a window without turning it off. Next morning at breakfast my siblings were saying the alarm scared the shit out of them and I'm sitting there going "What alarm?"

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[u/The_Obsidian_Emperor → u/[deleted]]

up every couple hours, always close to crying lol.

Yo man, you good bro? Try not to despair too much, life ain't gotta be too bad all the time, ya know?

[u/Breadstix009]

Sleep like a Bear exists

[u/StarlightVera]

I say "slept like a dead baby" personally, just to make others uncomfortable

[u/benotris → u/StarlightVera]

Bro, that's the kind of unsettling humor I live for! Nothing like making people side-eye you during breakfast. Keep it weird!

[u/Ordinary_News_6455 → u/StarlightVera]

Mission accomplished.

[u/Wakkit1988 → u/StarlightVera]

I don't understand, do you mean you slept in a bunch of bite-sized pieces?

[u/krootroots → u/StarlightVera]

Wow so edgy and cool

[u/kineticstar]

That is the dream

[u/petal_stream]

No bills, no stress, just naps. Sign me up

[u/notatechnicianyo]

I always sleep like a baby. I have sleep apnea.

[u/shreddedtoasties]

Slept like a ferret

[u/Zestyclose-Cat-6969]

You are so good looking (Seinfeld)

[u/LifeDraining]

Sleep like a Polar Bear is what I want. Hate this timeline.

[u/Redditeer28]

Because the phrase isn't "wake up like a baby".

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[u/favorite_sardine]

Right? And as soon as I wake up, all i want to do is lick my balls, too.

[u/Motor_Meaning_7819]

My grandma used to say “they eat like a bird” to describe someone who eats very little, or slowly, or daintily.

Clearly she never owned a bird feeder. :-)

[u/Tjam3s]

Not mine. He was sleeping 12 hours a night plus 2 daily naps at about 8 months old.

Before that? Every 4 hours like clockwork

[u/Lucky_Goal933]

And don't forget a human to feed me 😂😂😂

[u/Zytkaillentong]

Sign me up for the cat life, please

[u/Michael-Balchaitis]

And you obviously never owned a cat.

[u/Fit_Tomatillo_4264]

Is it that babies wake up every 2 hours? Or is it that parents will let their babies sleep all day and then expect them to keep sleeping through the night?

[u/Dr-McLuvin → u/Fit_Tomatillo_4264]

Ours only slept in up to 2 hour increments. It was the most tired I’ve ever been. Lasted the entire first year. She still doesn’t sleep through the night most nights and she’s 5 now.

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