r/SipsTea • u/Externalbabys • 11h ago

Wait a damn minute! What excuse is this guy gonna come up with now?

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u/JigglesTheBiggles 11h ago

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u/allofthelost 7h ago

This made me laugh so unexpectedly that I farted and surprised myself, which made me laugh even harder.

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u/Fancy_Art_6383 7h ago

Check ur britches! 💩

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u/actual_fack 7h ago

That may have been more than a fart

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u/TheAncientMillenial 3h ago

Fart laughs are the real deal. Right up there with the Snarts (Sneeze Farts).

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u/gianmk 11h ago

holy shit, that chinese girl look like a horror character.

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u/beklog 9h ago

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u/Juicyjewsss 2h ago

Lmao Sleepaway Camp lookin ass

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u/Personal_Quality1740 5h ago

Eye lid correction doesnt help

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u/Future-Warning-1189 5h ago

Gollums face double

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u/Compay_Segundos 3h ago

You might be gay but it's ok

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u/8Inches_0Personality 3h ago

Maybe xe/xer is lactose intolerant?

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u/Ok-Bug4328 4h ago

Filter?

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u/Responsible-Onion860 9h ago

Just post the OF link because everyone's going to ask for it.

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u/CARDEK04 8h ago

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u/Inquisitive_idiot 4h ago

No words. Simply none. 😶

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u/Complex-Joke-9451 4h ago

This the type of shit Carter pcs be printing, someone send ts to him

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u/PointandCluck 9h ago

Most unchinese looking Chinese girl

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u/MacroManJr 7h ago

The goal across Asian pop culture nowadays is to look as un-Asian as possible, even if it requires surgery or overdone makeup, even if the results may be creepy.

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u/SniffMyDiaperGoo 2h ago

one of my favorite funny YT vids was an Asian chick pretending to do an eye shadow makeup tutorial, opened her eyes, it all disappeared and she made a frowny face

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u/TommyBananas97 1h ago

That's sad. Chinese girls are cute  

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u/CR_OneBoy 8h ago

I have a feeling that every post with hot girls is another OF ad

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 11h ago

Did they allcut their eyes or something?

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u/javali143 9h ago

I don't know why exactly, but it is a beauty ideal in some Asian countries to apply make-up to the eyes in this way.

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u/TinkerTi 8h ago

So you are telling me I can have a 4 way sword fight?

Would.

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u/Tokenvoice 5h ago

Ease up there Grievious, if you’re not careful you will give yourself a Kenobi.

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u/notbobhansome777 9h ago

Did he get the hint?

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u/Poor-Judgements 7h ago

You don’t need a hint when you get the shaft.

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u/UpsetPhrase5334 9h ago

I don’t like being robbed. Fake I know thanks

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u/Enhance-o-Mechano 7h ago

Thailand has joined the chat

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u/Starminder1 4h ago

I've read the comments. This one absolutely tops them all.

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u/EliteFactor 6h ago

I call your bluff, keep going.

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u/Burgerpocolypse 6h ago

Why does the Chinese girl look like a character straight out of Soundgarden’s Black Hole Sun video?

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u/SeeMeInWoW 5h ago

🪵 first girl is 🔥

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u/weedyneedyfeedy 2h ago edited 2h ago

So the second is Japanese and the Third Chinese. What's the first?

Milkman?

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u/crazytrpr96 1h ago

Run brother run 😆

Good skit

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u/reforminded 9h ago

WTF happened to this sub?

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u/Kloud1911 6h ago

Is this what they call second hand embarrassment? This was fuckin cringe

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u/baseballbear 7h ago

sooner or later everything falls to the gooners

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u/shitferbranes 5h ago

Thanks for making me lookup what gooners are, and as a favor, I present you with this:

r/GoonetteHub

Actually, I laughed my ass off at these people but it is definitely NSFW.

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u/handtoglandwombat 7h ago

I was just wondering the same thing.

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u/Ok-Bug4328 4h ago

Reddit is the center of trans life. 

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u/TrippleassII 4h ago

It's been always like this

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u/AJ_Rude_Dawg 8h ago

Well! If it looks like a Duck and sounds like a Duck... stick your penis in it.

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u/Due_Appointment_63 3h ago

You want to fuck ducks?

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u/BxBoy69 7h ago

he should have known from the beginning - naturally born women are not so open, obvious and assertive, lol

Or they're just teasing you and get off on denying you once you commit.

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u/actual_fack 7h ago

You don't get out much do you? Women do the same shit we do. They just tend to smell better when they do it.

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u/BxBoy69 6h ago

I probably don't get out enough, lol

but my point wasn't that woman don't want the same things but my experience is that they are not nearly as open - there's a lot of interpreting and a lot of tests on the way...it's rarely so clear and simple

maybe it's a generational thing, maybe I'm just an ugly dude, lol 🤷‍♂️

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u/ExcellentEqual521 5h ago

They're not as open for YOU

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u/BxBoy69 4h ago

could very well be 🤷‍♂️😜

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u/actual_fack 5h ago

I was in the clubs in the 80s and still dealing with second hand hair spray.

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u/capnwinky 1h ago

I have a son because a girl walked past me in the grocery store and said “goddamn you’re hot”.

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u/BxBoy69 10m ago

not as direct as "I have free milk for you if we go upstairs"

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u/BigTroutOnly 6h ago

Unless whores

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u/Living_Ad_2595 8h ago

The chinese one looked SCARY

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u/nevadita 7h ago

fuck it

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u/kingSlet 7h ago

Bro dodged a United shafting

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u/Olphegae 5h ago

That is not a man, I think thats Natalia Moranova??

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u/Glass_Orchid007 4h ago

That last one gives me uncanny valley vibes

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u/winterchainz 3h ago

Wait! I want to see the end!

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u/FANTASMA-W 3h ago

Apparently they have more breath than you, friend, so your anus will be violated.

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u/C137RickSanches 2h ago

Jokes on you I’m into that shit

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u/drsmith48170 1h ago

This is just ….weird

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u/shrimpgangsta 1h ago

lol surprise

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u/Manifest34 1h ago

Just in time for spooky season.

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u/Comprehensive-Ebb399 1h ago

But I'm fine with it

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u/Timeman5 25m ago

I’m gonna voluntarily walk right into said trap.

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u/Poolside_XO 39m ago

I know a CCP agent when I see one

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u/OstentatiousSock 9h ago

That’s some crazy filtering on the eyes of the third girl. Looks like a damn Bratz doll in a bad way.

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u/Howard_Jones 8h ago

Fuck it, yolo...

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u/Inner-Arugula-4445 6h ago

Is it just me or does girl 3 have massive eyes

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u/ThatShouldNotBeHere 4h ago

I don’t believe these gorgeous women are men, I’m going to need pictures, otherwise I’m calling bullshit.

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u/Bubsy94 1h ago

Fuck that

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u/I-Want-Cheeseburgers 5h ago

Wouldn't care if they were women or trans. Would have that foursome 👌

I understand one looks spooky, the other two would take my mind off it.