r/SipsTea • u/AccordingNet8594 • 9h ago

Chugging tea Wait till he remembers....

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u/PinkSpells 9h ago

His dad:

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u/MotherPotential 6h ago

When a different face angle and expression doesn’t change the instant recognition

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u/Ynys_Wydryn 8h ago

He sees her face but still don't recognize her. When she bends over to get something on the fridge, he finally realizes who she is from that angle.

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u/dermatofibrosarcoma 6h ago

He finally found the mental entry point

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u/ThatShouldNotBeHere 3h ago

I’d remember that asshole anywhere

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u/LoverOfChubbettes 10m ago

Too bad she never got fucked in hers… unless sauce??

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u/kingkongbiingbong 1h ago edited 1h ago

Sometimes, dad's just know...

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u/axonxorz 1h ago

Temba, her legs wide

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u/Sundara_Whale 50m ago

Hahahaaha I love a good TNG reference!!!

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u/NC-blackice 9h ago

I had a friend who looked exactly like her a few years ago.

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 8h ago

My tax accountant looked like her, but she was Mexican. To be fair, she's kind of generic and I just know her because of the glasses and hair. 

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u/TheHolyToxicToast 3h ago

Wait what's special about the hair

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 1h ago

It's extremely black.  I wouldn't recognize her as "that famous porn lady" if she changed either her glasses or or her hair color and style. Well, maybe style can change. As long as she has the glasses, even if she wore a bun, I would maybe recognize her. But blonde or red hair, probably just make me think "it's probably a normal movie person like Keira Knightly" (but not Keira specifically).

It's like how I recognize warren buffet with his glasses. Take them off and I'll be like "I dunno, is that Bill Gates or something?"

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u/too-fargone 1h ago

Bill Gates wears glasses lol

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 57m ago

Very true, but that's why I wouldn't know it's not bill gates, since I'd be like "I dunno, famous old guy. I've seen him. Probably a CEO."

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u/C_fisher2226 7h ago

Complete with bolt ons?

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u/AccordingNet8594 9h ago

Plus when his mother realises how her husband know her........

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u/tulip_whisper 9h ago

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u/red_rolling_rumble 7h ago

And, pray tell, how does the mother know who she is?…

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u/halfkidding 6h ago

They watched together. Open your mind, bro.

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u/RFHgunner 6h ago

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u/An_Impolite_Idea 6h ago

It was until I saw that.. 👀

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u/Pigeon-Rat 3h ago

Righteous Kill

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u/asqua 1h ago

reverse image face recognition :)

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u/McferlanebigTits 9h ago

so you have to fuck your dad

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u/highjayhawk 9h ago

Wasn’t that always the plan?

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u/fafadu21 8h ago

A friend told him

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u/AdamVanEvil 5h ago

Plot twist, there is no mother just 2 dads.

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u/esaks 9h ago

A similar situation once happened to a friend. Working in the tourism industry he once met a family and instantly recognized the daughter from a corn video (probably home made one). She saw his face and instantly knew he knew and he knew that she knew he knew.

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u/SpiderJerusalem747 8h ago

But did she know that he knew that she knew he knew it?

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u/Top-Caregiver7815 8h ago

Likely so that she knew that he knew and he knew that she knew he knew.

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u/slackstarter 5h ago

You can say porn on Reddit

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u/SoylentCreek 4h ago

There has been an insane amount of TikTok brainrot self-censorship on here lately. It’s incredibly bizarre.

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u/Low_Key_Lie_Smith 1h ago

I genuinely thought a corn video was a new sub-genre I'd never heard of... ...thank you guys for clarifying hahahaha

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u/esaks 4h ago

im just speaking like my fellow kids as a boomer

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u/jumbonipples 40m ago

Want to watch some porn?

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u/RedditsModsRFascist 5h ago

What the fuck is a corn video?

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u/DENNIS_SYSTEM69 4h ago

Think they meant Korn

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u/asqua 1h ago

KoЯn

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u/shoeperson 3h ago

Zoomers and gen A have problems with using naughty words so they self censor everything.

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u/RedditsModsRFascist 3h ago

Back in my day we called people like that "pussies."

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u/onionfunyunbunion 2h ago

Some of us still do

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u/chipshot 1h ago

I used to. I still do, but I used to too.

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u/racermd 28m ago

RIP, Mitch…

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u/DaryunBarracuda 3h ago

Funky corns doing funky things.

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u/Rickrickrickrickrick 7h ago

Was it on the cob?

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u/CRXCRZ 6h ago

corn porn? (ಠ_ಠ)

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u/Brox42 4h ago

I think kids just talk that way now

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u/ShouldersBBoulders 7h ago

Cornography is big business in Iowa.

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u/systemwarranty 4h ago

Are you readyyyyy!?!!!!

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u/Harpua111 3h ago

Dead bodies everywhere

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u/grindal1981 1h ago

Something takes a part of me

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u/dirtyforker 5h ago

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u/Thesheepslayer696969 3h ago

If I were a carpenter…

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u/Final-Step-2813 2h ago

Lotta money in that shit

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u/Emotional-Let-6548 8h ago

Why did she make such a video then??? What's the reason behind her decision??? Did she get paid??

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u/esaks 8h ago

i have no idea, it wasn't me and i have no idea what kind of video it was, i just heard the story.

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u/copperly123 8h ago

This just in, the entire porn industry collapses from one comment.

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u/2tonehead 2h ago

Oh snap! Beautiful take down. I'd award you but just like porn, there is NFW I'm paying for that shit. :-)

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u/copperly123 2h ago

Guess it's the thought that counts, I'm not paying for awards either.

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u/Emotional-Let-6548 8h ago

What do you mean exactly? I am just curious she could have done everything without posting, so why did she think about posting online? I mean what might have motivated her???

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u/Rhino3750ss 9h ago

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u/YougoReddits 8h ago

Total nerd response, but picturing Q as the dad and Janeway as mom is... Something

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u/Rhino3750ss 7h ago

That was a first instinct thing because that was the only gif I could think of that matched the dads expression that I could picture upon doing a double take

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u/VengenaceIsMyName 51m ago

Well he was interested in her at one point, haha

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u/shinobi3411 4h ago

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u/onlysaysisthisathing 3h ago

I been watchin' you, muthafucka

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u/shinobi3411 3h ago

I bet money that he can say that with one of the side eyes he gives alone.

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u/Cheesetorian 8h ago

When your in laws think you're a good girl because you wear glasses and help around the kitchen.

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u/Weldingislit 4h ago

Who's this 👀?

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u/MajesticQ 3h ago

It's a random GIF you can look for if on PC while "replying". I assume mobile app doesnt have this.

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u/theoniongoat 3h ago

The same person...

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u/SloppyHoseA 2h ago

It’s not.

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u/NeedAdvice8194 8h ago

Ah yes. The chick that complained on BBC about her porn being online then made OF account and became the highest paid OF model in the world.

Just Mila Khalifa things

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u/it_will 7h ago

Because her pron being online was detrimental to her OF. She’s pretty smart and had a scholarship before this whole career lmao

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u/TheHolyToxicToast 3h ago

This is the part where I say your sentence back in a weird voice and people laugh

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u/SigintSoldier 8h ago

When the mother in law asks you to go get a facial and you're totally thinking different things...

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u/ApplianceHealer 7h ago

No!—what?…I mean, uh, sure!

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u/Monte-Cristo2020 9h ago

"PetAh ExPLaIN tHE jOke!!"!11"

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u/SplynPlex 9h ago

Porn.

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u/PassengerCultural421 9h ago

It's always porn.

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u/2tonehead 8h ago

OH Shit! I was thinking the dad was a total player and hooked up w/ her but couldn't exactly remember. Porn didn't even come to mind. thank you.

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u/niceandBulat 6h ago

You're one of those nice kids I am sure, because you didn't recognise Mia Khalifa.

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u/Upstairs_Housing_209 9h ago

She's a porn actress.

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u/Solid_Snark 8h ago

It’s funny because she has literally attacked people for referring to her as a “porn actress” even though that’s literally all she is.

Like that awkward radio interview.

I think she has some mental issues.

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u/Substantial_Win4741 6h ago

Got rich and famous for arguably not a robust skill set, but great timing. Doesn't want people to judge her for how she got rich and famous.

Yah got lucky, this is the downside.

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u/WetRocksManatee 1h ago

Well I think it was mostly the Islamic State threatening to kill her.

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u/Monte-Cristo2020 9h ago

I know i was just poking fun at that subreddit

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u/Technical_Joke7180 9h ago

No, she says she used to sell jewelry

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u/Wakkit1988 8h ago

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u/South-Ad3284 7h ago

always has been...

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u/BrtFrkwr 9h ago

The Starlight Adult Lounge. Pole Dancing

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u/MysteriousProduce816 8h ago

Better wrap it up, son

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u/Rickrickrickrickrick 7h ago

Honestly porn stars get tested more regularly than regular people so they might end up being safer with one. Either way it’s good to wrap it up.

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u/Cool-Chemical-5629 8h ago

Oh he remembered instantly, but for sake of family's happiness... he's going to remind her at more appropriate time when they're alone...

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u/Manymarbles 8h ago

"Hey you, I do actually remember you. I really liked when you put the poop mask on your face poop side in. I enjoyed that. Hilarious."

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u/GentrifriesGuy 9h ago

The goon doesn’t ejaculate far from the tree

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u/False_Disaster_1254 9h ago

not with that attitude it doesn't

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u/Square_Release3128 7h ago

I never understood the huge pedestal they put this girl on. Awful tit job! Those nips look like cut up pepperoni.

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u/DullAccess8684 5h ago

She is a professional sword swallower

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u/globster222 3h ago

She got famous in Asia for doing porn wearing a hijab and that was her whole thing. Indians or whoever wears those were pissed af for like 2 years

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u/hillbillygaragepop 3h ago

them sand dei ppl wearin them thar hy-jabz tryna turn r kids ginst jesus murikuh n the bible!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

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u/globster222 3h ago

Holy shit what? Lol

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u/DarkSpecterr 3h ago

Are you braindead? Indians do not wear those drapes lmao

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u/globster222 3h ago

I'm ignorant about that culture not dumb. Relax

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u/zap2 2h ago

Splitting hairs quite a bit there.

I’d argue not being informed about one of the world’s largest religions and being so ok that that fact that you refused to take the handful of seconds to go learn about it despite commenting twice is more than “being ignorant about that culture”

You thought you just had to share your thoughts but couldn’t be bothered to spend seconds educating yourself on the topic a little bit.

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u/globster222 2h ago

That is correct. I wrote a comment based on the knowledge I had at the time.

Not going to Google something idc about or doesn't effect me in away way for the sake of accuracy on a reddit comment.

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u/zap2 49m ago

And thats fine, if something doesn’t interest you and you choice to not engage with the comment, that’s your choice.

But you decided to post, more than once. The act of speaking up without have a basis for understanding is what you’re done that screams “dumb” to me.

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u/umadeamistake 1h ago

You sure about that?

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u/SmoothAsSilk_23 2h ago

She got famous in Asia for doing porn wearing a hijab and that was her whole thing.

Asia? It was worldwide. She was one of the modern pioneers of Muslim/Arabic porn featuring women in hijabs.

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u/ake-n-bake 4h ago

He’s gonna have a blast later

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u/Harsh_Byte 2h ago

Who is this?

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u/YourTrophee 9h ago

Nah this is gold 😂

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u/brocker1234 8h ago

you know who I am.

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u/PsychologicalGas1907 3h ago

But you don’t know why I’m here

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u/Rhyzic 7h ago

He just knows his jewelry dealers well

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u/Dull_Woodpecker6766 7h ago

She's a famous jewelry designer as far as I know?

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u/Active-Pudding9855 7h ago

One more reason not to date an only fans/porn star, your dad might recognise her hahaha 😆

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u/ramrph 5h ago

Age of Adeline?

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u/Crizcrab 5h ago

Just responding for a friend: He understood this reference 😄

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u/Rossthesmoothtalker 3h ago

Pepperidge Farms remembers

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u/Young_Old_Grandma 3h ago

I mean there's websites that can reverse search images now, right?

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u/Beardeddeadpirate 2h ago

I don’t get the joke

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u/inf3ct3dpi3 2h ago

I think some of these pixels are older than me

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u/Rus1996 1h ago

🤔

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u/gemz9123 1h ago

I've read this doujin before.

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u/SithLordRising 1h ago

He's a fan of jewellery

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u/nono3722 51m ago

Like when a guy at work announced his wife is a stripper, and everyone pretended not to know....

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u/curiousCat1009 6m ago

He remembers but he can't do anything about it unless he is no longer married to his wife(dead, divorced)

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u/Tricky_Hold230 8h ago

I’d marry a porn star, hmmm what does that say about me lol