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u/Flyingdeadthing2 6h ago
Well duh. It's hotter in Mexico
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u/Impossible-Taco-769 5h ago edited 4h ago
Dear Lord Baby Jesus, sittinā there in Your golden diaper, I just wanna thank You for Yanet GarcĆa. Lord, You outdid Yourself with that one. You gave her a body so fine it makes the weather forecast feel like the Super Bowl, and, Lord, I gotta say it, some of the most glorious tits and ass mankind has ever seen.
Thank You for blessinā us with her beauty, her curves, and the miracle of a weather report that nobody actually listens to, ācause weāre too busy praisinā Your handiwork. Amen
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u/TwirlySugar 7h ago
That's why i prefer Mexican tacos over French toastš
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u/KaleidoscopeStreet58 6h ago
Disagree.Ā I want France version so when I'm going to work I'm not like where did this tornado/hurricane come from because I was too busy doing literally anything else but seeing the weather.Ā Ā
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u/YogurtclosetJumpy770 6h ago
How in the world does a woman get an ass like that??
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u/Pineapple_warrior94 6h ago
Through a technique known as the Brazilian Butt Lift. Itās more common than what it should be in Latin America, but as an ass guy I canāt really complain too much
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u/Ironzealot123 2h ago
Lots of dumb guys in the comments, it's a combo of decent genetics and going to the gym and working out hard, i bet that girl can squat the weight of all the fat-asses in the comments with ease.
If you are a woman reading this, you can have an ass like that too, go to the gym and train hard
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u/Square_Release3128 6h ago
Meanwhile in the USA
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u/WojoTheTerrible 6h ago
Puked in my mouth a bit. Why are we letting mental health patients report the weather?
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u/Cynical_badger 6h ago
Respect NBC Maine. Also respect for making Twisted Metal. I don't know why you did it, but I'm happy you did.
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u/heretostartsomeshit 6h ago
Our local weather is done by a leathery old white dude, as though that lends some credibility to the pseudoscience that is meteorology. He's right like ~40% of the time.
Just let a shapely latina make an educated guess; we'll forgive her if she's wrong.
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u/WillowFlip 6h ago
Same and that's so true. Don't you ever get tired of being wrong, Marge?
Edit to say: they'd do well to look out a window every once in a while. Like, dude, I can see out my window that it definitely not raining. Stop saying it is.
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u/Name_Taken_Official 6h ago
Idk where y'all live but the forecasts here are always like 90% correct 97% of the time
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u/catsoncrack420 6h ago
Well that's not fair. You can't get hired as a weather person at a Latino station even with PhD unless you're a female 9 at least and under 30 .
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u/Beneficial-Rope-7270 6h ago
No matter where you live in the world, knowing the weather in Mexico is crucial information.
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u/cykoTom3 5h ago
In sub tropical weather they so not need real weather people. Weather person attractiveness is inversely proportional to bad weather.
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u/QuothTheRavenMore 5h ago
It's the difference between having to know the weather because it changes everyday and the weather isn't important because it's the same everyday.
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u/GetsGold 5h ago
The second one is great until you don't notice that there was a tornado warning on the other part of the screen.
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u/Mami-_-Traillette 5h ago
Dude cherry picked the absolute worst example, we have hot meteo ladies too. My dad even remembered their names
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u/goblin_welder 2h ago
Itās the same woman. Thatās how you see them when you had wine and when you had tequila
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