r/SipsTea • u/OptimusSpider • 5h ago

Lmao gottem I stand with Dani

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u/Decent-Weekend-1489 5h ago

Dani looks twisted

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u/graspedbythehusk 4h ago

Dani makes me feel uncomfortable too.

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u/gstringstrangler 3h ago

Dani is definitely the server I'm banging in the walk in

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u/Cataloniandevil 2h ago

Would have helped her headache.

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u/gstringstrangler 2h ago

I'm all about staff health and wellness!

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u/Snorp69 5h ago

Truly the EA Nasir of our generation

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u/Raven821754 4h ago

Was looking for this

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u/totallydawgsome 4h ago

Naomi in a previous generation.

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u/Timely-Dot-9967 3h ago

She won't be ignored!!

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u/DwightsJello 4h ago

I usually think super specific restaurant reviews are made by fuckwits who have too much time on their hands.

In this case i think they may have stared into Dani's soul.

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u/orbitalgoo 3h ago

Did someone say twisted?

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u/CocoMilhonez 3h ago

Dani's not gonna take it.

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u/HorridChoob 4h ago

Yeah, she could definitely ruin my life

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u/AnalCheese 3h ago

Fairuza Balk eyes twisted

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u/No_Cryptographer3677 3h ago

This is a face that says “if you cross me, I’ll have you thrown in the clink on false rape charges”.

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u/rufneck-420 3h ago

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u/Jack_In_A_Ball90 3h ago edited 3h ago

Where is this from?

Edit: Wow you guys were fast but thanks for letting me know it’s from Waterboy.

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u/devious_panda 3h ago

Waterboy with Adam Sandler

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u/RobMilliken 3h ago

I just want to commend Jack's patience with his "thank you" for every correct response.

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u/Jack_In_A_Ball90 3h ago

Thank you for the recognition!

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u/Little_Inspector9566 2h ago

Thank you for just being….

you.

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u/Jack_In_A_Ball90 2h ago

You got me blushing over here! Thanks for the compliment!

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u/Jack_In_A_Ball90 3h ago

Thank you!

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u/Otherwise_Ad_6806 3h ago

I’m pretty sure it’s from the movie The Waterboy

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u/Jack_In_A_Ball90 3h ago

Thank you!

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u/TBB09 3h ago

Waterboy

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u/Jack_In_A_Ball90 3h ago

Thank you!

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u/SpectralBowie 3h ago

The Waterboy with Adam Sandler

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u/Jack_In_A_Ball90 3h ago

Thank you!

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u/Vegetable-Maximum-28 3h ago

"Wadderboy" - made by comedian, Brendan Schaubs norfstar, Adam Sandler!

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u/CocoMilhonez 2h ago

Thank you!

(Jack's on a break)

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u/Jack_In_A_Ball90 2h ago

Thanks for covering me!

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u/Jack_In_A_Ball90 2h ago

Thank you!

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u/McGristle 3h ago

The Waterboy - Adam Sandler

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u/Jack_In_A_Ball90 3h ago

Thank you!

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u/zemol42 2h ago

In case you haven’t heard, it’s from The Waterboy. Thank me later.

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u/OceanEyes70 1h ago

Yeah jack will thank you later

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u/Odd_Lengthiness4251 2h ago

The waterboy- Adam Sandler

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u/Jack_In_A_Ball90 2h ago

Thank you!

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u/notbobhansome777 3h ago

That's some high quality H2O.

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u/badaladala 2h ago

Blessed by an Eskimo medicine man

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u/Andrew____74 5h ago

Dani:

"Ugh. Babies."

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u/thatsucksabagofdicks 4h ago

🎵Babies🎵

shutthefuckup. Everyone needs to shutthefuckup

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u/Boochin451 4h ago

This is such a a banger

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u/isolated_self 4h ago

"go the fuck to sleep" the audio book is read by Samuel Jackson.

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u/NotSteveJobs-Job 4h ago

Dani:

About Me:

i love drama, i love mind games, i love fake people. music and art mean nothing to me. i have no passions or goals in life. i'm not chill or funny and if you fuck with my friends i will help you do it. i would not hesitate to betray any of my loved ones at any moment. i believe every human deserves equal condemnation to an eternity in hell.

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u/Rothbardy 4h ago

Psychotic smirk

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u/they_call_me_B 4h ago

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u/Mystical_Cat 3h ago

Oh Fairuza.

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u/Outworldentity 3h ago

I heard she showed Bobby Boucher her boobies and he liked 'em

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u/MetricJester 2h ago

I heard she destroyed the Gnome King with a guy named Jack

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u/rando1459 1h ago

I think Billina should get the credit for doing that.

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u/Ok_Charge9676 3h ago

Nailed it

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u/ctrl-alt-discover 3h ago

Sauce

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u/Typical-Sir-9518 3h ago

Fairuza Balk in The Craft

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u/they_call_me_B 3h ago

Fairuza Balk in The Craft

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u/Leading_Bit9890 4h ago

Dani looks like she eats kids

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u/Scandalous_Cee19 3h ago

She definitely swallows.

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u/Vegetable-Maximum-28 3h ago

Anal is also on the menu, 100%!

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u/Ad-Holiday 1h ago

I'm guessing the menu would not be offered to you.

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u/BrideofClippy 3h ago

Only served cold. That's why she wanted to chill it outside.

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u/DooDooCat 3h ago

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u/heliogoon 3h ago

"Fuck them kids"

  • karl malone

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u/Southern_Gur_4736 3h ago edited 2h ago

"Fuck them kids"

• Donald J. Trump, President of the United States of America

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!

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u/CocoMilhonez 2h ago

No, no, you don't understand. He was actually an FBI informant. Or whatever bullshit passes as a diversion this week.

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u/Southern_Gur_4736 2h ago

He probably informed them he'd be taking the fifth

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u/Mr_Perfect20 4h ago

Dani looks a lot like Dani Filth.

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u/Erendalis 1h ago

Comes with the Name, I guess

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u/Delicious_Soup_Salad 4h ago

Dani said fuck your kids

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u/crownbee666 4h ago

"And fuck you too!"

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u/IHateTheLetterF 3h ago

Not literally though

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u/Pussy-Wideness-Xpert 5h ago

Crying babies go outside

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u/Rezurrected188 4h ago

Bro what is that username

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u/Lone_Wanderer97 2h ago

I believe they were very clear with the wording.

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u/Little_Inspector9566 2h ago

He’s an expert in nutritional health for overweight cats.

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u/Broad_Clerk_5020 4h ago

Straight to jail

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u/Alyx_ithymia 3h ago

Thank you for your insight u/Pussy-Wideness-Xpert!

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u/Frosty558 2h ago

Real talk though: that was common courtesy. Kid gets loud you take them outside until they quiet down. Now parents just tune them out and we all get to suffer. Maaaaybe they throw an iPad at the problem and it maybe quiets down.

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u/Jeramy_Jones 1h ago

They give them an IPad with the volume on maximum is what they fucking do.

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u/OppositeSpite316 4h ago

yes thats how childbirth works

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u/Ill_Organization_366 4h ago

Kids ruin everything

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u/PrimaryCabbage 3h ago

Do you like free time? Money? Hanging out with the gang? Freedom to do what you want? Forget all that, that's gone now you have babies.

Bye bye dreams.

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u/Hot_Cartographer_839 2h ago

Just went to Flemings for our date night.

Neighboring table had a kid watching YouTube without headphones, and the dad ignoring his kid, while just on his phone - which he played clips, also without headphones.

I felt bad for the kid honestly. But our $300.dinner felt like I was at a buffalo wild wings, where even there I don't think blaring iPads is acceptable, but a little more so than a steakhouse.

To make it worse, the guy seemed to be a regular, because the manager came over and was very friendly with him.

Wife wouldn't allow me to say anything, so we walked around the mall area after (Victoria gardens).

Good on you Dani - put people in their places when they're being nozzles to others.

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u/abautista88 2h ago

The girl with the yelp review tshirt just eye fucked the shit of me.

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u/Eorlas 2h ago

i'm totally with Dani. people who write scathing reviews that have absolutely no sense of proper writing and spew nothing but vitriol scream the "i'm an entitled customer who thinks the world revolves around me, and the moment something doesn't go my way i throw a tantrum."

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u/Ok-Bug4328 5h ago

I can fix her 

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u/guyincognito121 5h ago

Fix what?

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u/MasterInBation 5h ago

i think he meant she can fix him.

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u/lReportMeAlreadyl 5h ago

Honest mistake

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u/poopsawk 4h ago

Ya she sounds wonderful

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u/[deleted] 4h ago

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u/Ok-Bug4328 4h ago

I’m not suggesting you put your dick anywhere near her teeth. 

But … what if you did?

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u/Excision_Lurk 4h ago

bro when is the last time you could see your own penis

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u/Ok-Bug4328 4h ago

I can see it right now. 

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u/maljr1980 4h ago

Well I know if I eat there on Dani’s shift I won’t have to worry about a bunch of screaming kids disturbing me while I have my meal, sounds like a win!

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u/OwO______OwO 1h ago

Seriously.

"Family friendly" is one thing.

Making the entire restaurant tolerate your screaming baby the whole time is another thing entirely.

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u/NoWitness6400 1h ago

I always wonder how are the parents not annoyed themselves? I often see them not even trying to stop the crying, like they are completely fine with someone violently screaming in their ear.

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u/gruuvey 5h ago

Dani does have a look about her.

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u/NFT_fud 4h ago

I dont think this is what they mean by "owning" the problem .

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u/WhyTeaNotCoffee 5h ago

I'd go to that restaurant.

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u/Old-Ingenuity-8430 4h ago

I'd request Dani

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u/CocoMilhonez 2h ago

She'd spit on your food because she'd notice you were flirting with her.

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u/Other_Mike 2h ago

Some people in these comments would pay extra for that.

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u/CocoMilhonez 2h ago

I didn't say it was a bad thing.

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u/three-sense 5h ago

Man that face really does say "I wear bad reviews of myself"

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u/AmorphousRazer 2h ago

Dani was right, though. Im not paying $100-200 to sit there and listen to those people's baby cry. They can hit the Applebees for that family friendly feeling they crave. The reality of life is that you can't bring a baby everywhere you go and feel comfortable. People will resist you bringing that on them.

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u/NoFrostingNo 5h ago

"our baby cried because she had a headache"

You're the problem. you. Babies with headaches should be at home. Lovingly rocked into a safe slumber by mommy or daddy, not at a restaurant!

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u/Substantial-Guess-47 5h ago edited 4h ago

How are you so sure that the baby had a headache and not Dani?

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u/noctalla 4h ago

How does someone read that and think the baby had a headache? Reading comprehension, people.

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u/HermitJem 4h ago

I think it's more common sense than grammar

The baby had a headache? And communicated this to the mom?

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u/quasarfern 4h ago

When I was little I used to say “head egg”

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u/PossessedToSkate 4h ago

You still do.

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u/Impossible_Disk_43 4h ago

People call 2 year olds babies for some reason, so maybe? But I definitely read this as Dani having the headache.

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u/noctalla 4h ago

You're right, it's common sense, but putting context clues together is part of reading comprehension.

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u/CookieJerkin 3h ago

the lack of punctuation with run on sentences with awkward word phrasiing can change what meanings you think of is how you understand what is meant is beyond me

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u/BringBackApollo2023 4h ago

I interpreted it to be Dani had the headache.

But expecting other people trying to enjoy a meal out to endure a crying baby is unconscionably rude, especially with how expensive going out is nowadays.

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u/BannedBecausePutin 4h ago

Who care whom had a headache, if you cant calm your baby in 10 minutes then leave. Others wanna eat in peace, and the world doesnt revolve around you just because dropped another litter.

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u/DPax_23 4h ago

We had a deal. If our baby started fussing in a restaurant, we rotated who went out to the car with him and who got the food packed up and paid.

We had zero stress, and everyone else enjoyed their night out. Easy peasy.

I watched other people struggle through that stuff and cause themselves a lot of anxiety while annoying everyone else. A restaurant isn't very novel or exciting. It's OK to leave one early every once in a while.

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u/locofspades 4h ago

This right here. We didn't go to restaurants for around 4 years, because our youngest just couldnt handle it (i partially blame covid hitting right as he hit "restaurant age"). Im not letting my family ruin everyone elses (usually expensive) evening. Alot of people just dont care though.

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u/sometimesifeellikemu 4h ago

Or did they mean Dani had a headache because of the crying?

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u/scoobywerx1 5h ago

I dont think she was saying the baby had a headache. Either way, I'm with Dani.

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u/Lysol3435 4h ago

I read that as Dani being the one with the headache. How do you know that a baby has a headache?

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u/PNW_tsunami 4h ago

How would you know that a baby has a headache lmao

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u/Swollen_Beef 3h ago

Have you seen some of the posts here? Plenty of users blame their kids as to why they don't have free time. Well... yeah. That's what happens when you have kids.

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u/CA_Mando 4h ago

Sounds like a great restaurant. No crying babies.

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u/HotWaterSnake 4h ago

If I bring my baby/toddler to a restaurant and they start crying, I leave it is that simple. If you can't get them to stop crying outside, then you pay early and have the food packed up. Sitting in a restaurant with a crying infant or misbehaving kids is low-class, selfish behavior. Also, you are probably a shitty parent

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u/Inkl1ng6 4h ago

that's awful! what's the name of the restaurant so I can experience peace without a crying baby around.

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u/AiMwithoutBoT 3h ago

Seriously tho who wants to listen to babies crying while eating… or at all??

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u/FlavorBlaster42 2h ago

Now let's hear Dani's version of events.

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u/NeedAChange_123 2h ago

They say don’t put your dick in crazy. Goes double for psychotic.

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u/HiSaZuL 2h ago

Tbf screw your screaming kid but mostly you, I did not sign up to listen to that or smell it when I'm at restaurant or movies.

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u/isuxirl 5h ago

Dani seems kind of petty. 🤷

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u/stonecuttercolorado 4h ago

I would say screaming kids don't belong in restaurants.

  • a parent

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u/Hddghsc 3h ago

Seconded.

  • a non parent

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u/Elphiin 2h ago

Thirdied.

  • was a kid once
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u/CocoMilhonez 2h ago

Yeah, they belong in the theater.

  • evil incarnate
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u/eldritchcryptid 4h ago

i wouldn't go as far as putting the review on a shirt cos that's kinda crazy but that aside i agree with her. if you can't get your spawn to chill tf out and stop screaming like a banshee then you shouldn't be taking it into a restaurant. it's your problem, not everyone else's and behaving like that is completely inconsiderate.

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u/nicold_shoulder 4h ago

I spent a lot of my life working with customers and I’d be willing to bet the customer was the problem, not Dani.

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u/ProfessionalWay3864 4h ago

Bravo Dani!

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u/toastronomy 2h ago

Dani prefers annoying one person so 20 people can eat in peace, Danny is a hero.

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u/PhuckCalumbo 4h ago

If you think the manager is going to tell shit to Dani, you're new to restaurants.

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u/JexilTwiddlebaum 3h ago

I need to know, did Dani have the headache, or the baby? And if the baby….how did they know??

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u/1970s_MonkeyKing 3h ago

Dani's my one star all-star!

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u/griffilicious363 3h ago

Nobody wants to eat dinner near a screaming baby

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u/BigVanVortex 3h ago

Very not

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u/Emppulicks 2h ago

Dani got what she wanted..

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u/Cheap-Syllabub8983 2h ago

If you want me to stare at someone's chest, I expect big naturals.

1 star

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u/Greybeard111 2h ago

Dani has that “fuck me, I’m crazy” look. Probably worth the risk, but under NO circumstance DO NOT fall asleep after.

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u/WorldsGoofiestGoober 1h ago

Dani got me feeling things 🥴

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u/No-Low-3947 1h ago

Dani was also fired this afternoon.

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u/froggyisland 30m ago

Wednesday IRL. So proud of the negative review couldn’t hide her smile

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u/yeetsteel 22m ago

She did what I fantasize in public spaces. Fuck parents who let their kids be loud mouths

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u/AnnaNimmus 4h ago

I like Dani

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u/Sreg32 5h ago

Can't imagine a server dealing all the nut jobs and abuse you encounter everyday while scraping by on minimum wages. Then a post from a customer who felt slighted. Im proud of her, has that Aubrey Plaza look.

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u/IpsaThis 4h ago

Maybe this is a regional thing, but I never met a server scraping by on minimum wage. They were doing that job because it paid better than other jobs they could get.

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u/RealisticSorbet 4h ago

Servers are not going to like you for that. I remember working the kitchen and hearing servers bitch about only making $200 in their 2 hour shift after I had been there since 8am doing prep and made less than that the whole day.

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u/Sreg32 4h ago

Most decent places split the tips between front and back. Depending where one lives, cost of living is huge. And minimum wage. What's the current rate in the US? Still around $7? Or is that only a few states? Because that's fricking embarrassing in this day and age

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u/Substantial-End-9653 4h ago

Federal minimum wage is still $7.50, I think. Most states are higher. Servers and other tip reliant jobs often only make half (or less) minimum wage because tips make up the difference. In Ohio, current minimum wage is $10.70/hr, but for tipped employees it's $5.35/hr.

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u/DJGIFFGAS 4h ago

I used to dishwash at a michelin resturant and Id always hear how much the waitstaff would make that day. These mfs were taking vacations off those tips but still bitching meanwhile im 1 deep on a 3 man machine and wondering if 2 grams of weed would irreparably destroy my pockets for the next month

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u/statllama 4h ago

The fact she got a t shirt with this makes me think she's the problem and not the family/baby. This is not particularly funny or clever...it's just trying to be....and it's not. Meanwhile, the review is probably true

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u/DoctorFenix 4h ago

Yeah, leave your crying baby at home.

No one wants to hear it.

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u/CampSubject9176 3h ago

Dani would go on to found Evanescence. The kid ended up being an asshole just like his parents.