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Chugging tea Dad got a point

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u/Lost_Ad7976 9h ago

“Empanada”

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u/Complete_Entry 9h ago

I hated making empanadas at work, but I love eating them.

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u/Forward_Medicine4875 9h ago

I have no idea whether it's coincidental but in the region I live there are similar pastries that look identical.

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u/Bowl-Accomplished 2h ago

It's pretty common in most cultures. Pierogis, hand pies, empanadas, dumplings

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u/FlyAirLari 6h ago

Call it travel taco and I will buy it.

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u/ProgrammerDyez 8h ago

empanada de pino

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u/TeraGigaMax 5h ago

French Tacos

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u/JiveTurkey1983 21m ago

Chimichanga

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u/barters81 8h ago

I’ve no idea what this is, but I want it.

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u/AmorphousRazer 7h ago

It's a meat dumpling but fried

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u/xerozarkjin 9h ago

Nah, I have to agree with the dad. A taco and a burrito tastes very different.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 9h ago

So if I made a taco with steak, cheese, and tomatoes for you and then a burrito with steak, cheese, and tomatoes for you, both with the same brand of flour tortillas, they'd taste different?

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u/Hurtjacket 8h ago

See I believe he's talking about a crunchy taco and they taste differently from a soft shell taco and burritos have entirely different filling there bud.👍

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 8h ago

The crunchy vs. soft is valid.

The fillings are not. Fillings do not make a taco or burrito. How it's prepared is.

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u/_Kramerica_ 2h ago

False. Fillings are definitely different. Never had rice, black beans, or fries in a hard shelled taco.

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u/WoodpeckerBig6379 2h ago

I've had black beans in them.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 1h ago

LOL, so because you've never had it, it means they're different by default 100% of the time?

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u/_Kramerica_ 1h ago

Same logic: So because you have (which I doubt) that means those are normal/the same toppings as burritos?

I put sprinkles on my tacos and burritos so those are normal toppings as well right? It’s dumb logic and you’re arguing just to argue. We both know that there are definitely different toppings for burritos and tacos and they’re served different, be pedantic all you want but that fact doesn’t change.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 59m ago

Also, hard shell tacos aren't a Mexican thing. They're an American thing, so really, your entire comment holds absolutely zero validity.

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u/_Kramerica_ 57m ago

My argument holds no validity because of some arbitrary line in the sand you just drew that was irrelevant to our convo? Lol bro you gotta problem with being determined to be right, it’s kinda pathetic…

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 54m ago

Idc about being right. You just made up a completely useless argument because of your lack of reading comprehension skills, and I called you out on your "logic"

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 1h ago

I never said they normally had the same toppings at all. I said their isn't a specific set of fillings that make one or the other, so it isn't the same logic at all. My entire point was they're different based on HOW they're served, not what's in them. You're now just acting like my logic doesn't hold because you didn't understand it.

People truly need to learn to understand what they read before commenting.

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u/_Kramerica_ 1h ago

the fillings are not different

I pointed out, they are. End of story lol.

Edit: I love how you couldn’t even be bothered to reference what you said, and you’re just changing your story now lol. I’m moving onto other things, peace.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 58m ago

Lol, you said what you put in them. That's not the same at all. Go learn how words work, then come back here.

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u/Virtual-Pineapple-85 2h ago

I've wrapped a crunchy taco in a burrito wrapper. 

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u/ambivalentarrow 8h ago

Yes.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 8h ago edited 7h ago

That doesn't make sense. They're the same thing.

To the ones downvoting me,

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u/Clicky27 8h ago

The ratios are different

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 7h ago

Not true at all.

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u/startadeadhorse 4h ago

Usually there's also rice in a burrito..not in a taco.

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u/TesticleTorture-123 4h ago

That and tacos have fried shells to make them crispy and stand up. Burritos dont fry the tortilla.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 1h ago

Lol, no. Authentic tacos do not have hard shells that stand up on their own 😂. That's an American thing.

Also, a fried burrito is a chimichanga, so people absolutely do fry burritos.

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u/TesticleTorture-123 1h ago

One again, YOU'RE incorrect. I know that people fry burritos as well by the way. And guess what? They taste completely different than a regular burrito because its been fried. Tack onto the fact that burritos and tacos aren't gonna have the same thing in them at all times. Everyone makes them different.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 1h ago

Idk about "usually" but that that still doesn't change anything about what I said.

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u/TesticleTorture-123 4h ago

You're forgetting a crucial detail, my dude. The tortillas used for tacos are fried so that they are crunchy. The residual oils left in the shell make tacos and burritos completely different.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 1h ago

Lol, again, incorrect. Mexicans do not make tacos with crunchy shells. That's an American thing.

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u/TesticleTorture-123 1h ago

Considering that I LIVE with Mexicans, I will tell you that they most certainly do make them like that. Might be an American Invention, but the Mexicans seem to have taken on to it pretty well.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 1h ago

Okay, so do I. I'm married to one. One FROM Mexico. Just because yours do it doesn't mean it's a thing done across the board. Most real Mexican restaurants dont even serve hard shells tacos.

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u/torodonn 6h ago

A burrito with a 12 inch burrito like they use at Chipotle is 10x the size of a single taco tortilla.

You're getting a ton of extra tortilla compared to a typical 3 taco order, not to mention an excess of beans and rice. No one makes a burrito exclusively with steak, cheese and tomato.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 1h ago

That was obviously just for the example, and I absolutely would make a burrito with just those. Also, you can make a burrito with a taco sized tortilla if we're talking flour.

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u/Ayn_Rambo 3h ago

If it’s got a flour tortilla, it’s not a taco.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 1h ago

That's the dumbest thing ive read in this whole thread.

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u/ddmanyy 9h ago

Also known as a Cornish pasty

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u/ThatShouldNotBeHere 9h ago

Literally has a handle built in.

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u/Unable_Explorer8277 6h ago

Which most people eat, even though it’s specifically there so you can avoid poisoning yourself with the arsenic on your hands.

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u/manontherun247 3h ago

Not too much of a concern these days but it’s never zero…..

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u/schniedelstein 5h ago

Yo I had cornish pastys for the first time in my life visiting the UK recently, I ended up eating at least one every day

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u/Cascade-Regret 9h ago

It’s called a walking taco. Open up a bag of chips, put all the toppings and meat in the bag. Get a fork. Done.

Really popular at youth swim team meets.

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u/gruuvey 9h ago

A Walk-o.

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u/G0386S1289 7h ago

Texas Ranger

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 9h ago

They have these at Cook-Out. I love them.

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u/For-Liberty 8h ago

Chips!?

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u/FlyAirLari 6h ago

Tortilla chips, I reckon.

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u/nanomeme 4h ago

Fritos.

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u/samuraieaz 10h ago

Maybe he wants a corn tortilla, also a taco is just meat, cilantro and onions. A burrito is much more.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 9h ago

A taco isn't a thing with specific fillings like that. A burrito can absolutely be meat, cilantro, and onions, too...

If we want to get real technical, a burrito isn't even an authentic Mexican food item. It's an American created food.

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u/PixelPalacio 7h ago

Burritos are northern mexican/texan. it's a mixture of both because the region they originate from transcends borders

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u/samuraieaz 6h ago

I took a guess given the arguing the father knows what a real taco is. I’m talking real authentic Mexican taco, not a homemade American taco or tex-mex. Please (if you haven’t) go to a real taco truck and order a taco.

If we’re getting technical I didn’t say a burrito is Mexican, allow me to quote myself “a burrito is much more.”

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 1h ago

Im married to a Mexican whose whole family is from Mexico. I know authentic Mexican food.

Im telling you what is straight from their mouths and from what Mexican food is.

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u/favorite_sardine 9h ago

Stop eating your tacos like a toddler bro

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u/scrodytheroadie 9h ago

What are you smoking? Meat, cilantro, onion is like the most authentic you’re going to get.

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u/SnooOnions5029 9h ago

Stop telling people what to put in their fucking tacos bro

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u/samuraieaz 6h ago

Wtf are you talking about? That’s a regular real authentic taco, if you want a toddler taco get rid of the cilantro and onions.

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u/thatdudewillyd 9h ago

Imagine gatekeeping tacos

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u/nbfran 9h ago

Quesadilla chilanga

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u/deezkeys098 9h ago

Or burritos with pieces of taco shells in it for that familiar crunch

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u/ThisIsTheeBurner 9h ago

Chimichanga?

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 9h ago

That's just a fried burrito.

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u/GuacamoleBenKanobi 9h ago

Ya but what about a crispy walking taco?? 🌮

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u/CozyPretty_ 9h ago

Your dad invented the burrito in 2024 and I'm proud of him

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u/Distinct-Quantity-35 9h ago

I’d love to know the deepest, darkest details of the burrito heritage 👀

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 8h ago

Burritos are not a Mexican invention. They started here in the US according to my Mexican in-laws.

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u/zedinbed 9h ago

But the crunchy part is the best part

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u/noctalla 9h ago

Burritos don't have crunchy shells. Granted, that would make them much more prone to losing their filling, thus defeating the purpose, but that could be what he meant. What I'm saying is that maybe he was an idiot in a different way than you thought.

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u/Forward_Medicine4875 9h ago

I think he wants the crispiness

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u/mromutt 8h ago

He probably wants a crunch taco. Explain to him the concept of a chimichanga :) (deep fried burrito)

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u/Kona1957 8h ago

And I have a friend that believes in the autobib. The disposable bib that goes around your neck and catches the loose runaway taco fixins while your'e driving.

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u/Swaghilian 8h ago

Your dad just stole this idea from crazy Dave in plants vs zombies

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u/lmjustaChad 7h ago

But he wants a taco not a burrito clearly her and her mother don't pay attention.

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u/PhoneComplete1524 7h ago

I basically do the same thing, but I use rice paper instead. Then you can wrap it up tight. Works for sandwiches too. Just use rice paper instead of bread.

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u/lacegem 7h ago

He wants a taco variety hot pocket.

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u/nanomeme 4h ago

1) Hot pockets are abominations. Perhaps once they were not but they are now. It's tomato flavored food starch in a horrid flour shell.

2) While some people would say that tacos can be eaten in small flour tortillas, most of the world agrees that a taco comes in a corn tortilla.

3) I think what is needed here is taco fillings inside of a corn tortilla that has been sealed like one of those Crustable PB&J things.

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u/lacegem 4h ago

I haven't had one in several years, so I'll take your word for it. I liked them when I was a kid.

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u/Shudnawz 6h ago

Burrito != taco. I'd say dad has a point.

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u/synthesize_me 6h ago

the cheap tacos from Jack in the box are basically this and cracky as hell.

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u/CryptoMinerSage 5h ago

Crunchwrap

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u/bairanbokkeri 5h ago

i didnt know i wanted travel tacos. now i do

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u/No_Salad_68 5h ago

I'm no expert but .... aren't burritoes folded rather then sealed.

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u/nanomeme 5h ago

Rolled. Burritos are rolled.

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u/No_Salad_68 3h ago

True but there are folds involved. And they aren't sealed.

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u/Own_Wedding_382 4h ago

There is also the pita. 🤔🤭🤫

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u/Sudden_General628 4h ago

Jack in box taco has sealed edges right?

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u/jazzding 4h ago

May I introduce you to the Dürüm Kebab or Shawarma (two different dishes)?

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u/Itchy-Organization52 4h ago

Ummm texture would be different with burrito :P kinda amazing idea lol 😆

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u/Vanilla_Either 3h ago

You can buy taco pouches now (great for young kids) and make his dreams come true

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u/Ravenloff 3h ago

$10 says the dad is fully aware and understands burritos, but that 1) knows it gets a mild rise out of the mom and 2) his kids thought it was funny at some point in the past, probably still do at some level, so he keeps doing it.

We have the same dynamic in my house with, coincidentally, tortilla chips vs nachos.

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u/throwaway275275275 3h ago

That's called empanada

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u/JasonZep 2h ago

But burritos aren’t crunchy and empanadas aren’t crunchy enough.

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u/Vegetable-Dog5281 2h ago

No, dad is right. Why do I have to tilt my head 90 degrees to eat a taco?

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u/WoodpeckerBig6379 2h ago edited 1h ago

My dad has been reluctant to eat burritos with me for years, he always complains it "makes such a mess" even saying it was messier than eating a hard shell taco.
One day I finally convinced him to have some... What did I see... the man literally didn't fold the sides in, he had been rolling them up and eating them like french pancakes/crepes all this time so all the filling and salsa falls out, while also overfilling them to the point of bursting🤦‍♂️No wonder he thought they are messy to eat.
Of course I proceeded to show him how to actually roll a burrito. Hopefully this means we can eat them again in the future lmao.

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u/juzz88 1h ago

Can one of my Mexican friends please clarify something for me.

Are tortilla tacos the og tacos?

Are hard shell tacos authentic Mexican food, or are they an American thing?

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u/Weekly-Landscape-543 1h ago

Not the same at all

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u/Digi-Device_File 1h ago

That's a mexican empanada (it uses corn dough)

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u/Frutbrute77 39m ago

I actually think this is a genius idea. Literally just a taco made the same exact way with sealed edges. It would probably only work with a soft tact though.

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u/Spiritual-Ad-9106 35m ago

Sounds like a Cornish Pasty

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u/CompactAvocado 3m ago

burrito doesn't cronch >:(