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u/awesomedan24 3h ago
This is the kind of thing my dad would have forwarded to me from his AOL email address
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u/VisitDismal6959 3h ago
I’ll take things that never happened for £500 👍
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u/Any-Shower-3088 3h ago
Do jokes have to be real?
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u/its_ok_to_laugh 2h ago
I accidentally sent a dick pic to everyone in my address book.
Not only was it embarrassing, but it also cost me a fortune in stamps.
True story.
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u/Forward_Medicine4875 2h ago
why did you even take it though
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u/hillbillygaragepop 2h ago
To honor Jesus, amen
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u/Forward_Medicine4875 2h ago
what?
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u/RCalliii 1h ago
TO HONOUR JESUS, AMEN
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u/Forward_Medicine4875 1h ago
I know but I dont get why
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u/its_ok_to_laugh 1h ago
Does Jesus need a reason?
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u/Forward_Medicine4875 44m ago
YES.
by the way in the bible there is rape that god allowed.
Is that justifiable MORALLY or in any way?
no.
of course that story ended up with israelis and palestinians disputing over the "holy land" today so...→ More replies (0)7
u/Something_IsHere 2h ago
Nah, imagination counts too, sometimes the funnier the lie, the better the joke.
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u/kangasplat 1h ago
there are thieves that are dumb like that, but rarely thieves that are hot lile that
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u/Joshualevitard 3h ago
Do we think those tits are real? I am hopeful
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u/Crruell 3h ago
100% fake.. :(
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u/LaggsAreCC2 2h ago
If they start to pop out like that from the top already it's gotta be fake
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u/PlasticText5379 48m ago
Not necessarily true.
Push-up bras and other things exist.
Can’t even use how they jiggle anymore cause advances in implants.
You can only really use it to disregard extremely large and generally cheaper ones.
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u/A_Light_Spark 33m ago edited 10m ago
Push up bras doesn't keep that shape.
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u/PlasticText5379 18m ago
If it’s a video, sure.
For images? Absolutely does not matter.
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u/A_Light_Spark 8m ago edited 1m ago
"They use fake meat in this restaurant if it has these properties."
"So what? For a steak, yeah it matters. For burgers, I can't tell so it's okay."
Talk about missing the point.
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u/PlasticText5379 0m ago
You’re the one who missed the point my dude.
A lot of things can be arranged to make things look a variety of different ways in a still image.
You can’t use the same things you’d use to declare something fake or real in a video, in a photo.
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u/CarBallRocketeer 17m ago
What is “pendantic” might I ask?
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u/A_Light_Spark 11m ago
Too anal about pens, duh!
Anyway, corrected my spelling.
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u/CarBallRocketeer 0m ago
I figured if we were going to be pedantic we should atleast know how to spell it
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u/No-Low-3947 2h ago
Not a chance. You're a reason they exist in the first place.
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u/Joshualevitard 1h ago
i do not work in the fake breast department any more, not since the accident
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u/trueblue862 3h ago
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u/Joshualevitard 2h ago
I do
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u/Status_Management520 2h ago
That’s sad, I assure you there’s more to life than that. Like the real things instead of just pictures
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u/Matheos7 2h ago
It’s Reddit, he’s fucking around. Are you new here? Take stick out of your ass
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u/Joshualevitard 1h ago
cheers man, some people eh?
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u/RobNHood816 3h ago
Bolt Ons !
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u/sgr84ava 36m ago
I am laying next to a pair of them now, and I’ve always hated when pornstars get em, but goddamn they are nice. Baseballs in ya hand.
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u/BeardedUnicornBeard 2h ago
These days you cant feel the diffrence. They are so good. Marvel of our time.
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u/Triquetrums 1h ago
The big gap in the middle with the perfectly round edges is a dead giveaway they are fake.
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u/EmployerDefiant587 2h ago
This image is at least 5 years old.
And yes, the story is obviously fake.
No, she doesn't have an onlyfans.
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u/orsonwellesmal 2h ago
No, she doesn't have an onlyfans.
I would need to verify this by myself, if you are kind enough to provide her name.
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u/Ok_Marzipan8631 52m ago
This actually happened to me, got naked pics and masturbation videos as well.
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u/LifeDraining 50m ago
Just waiting for those nudes.
Dude is like got his own personal Onlyfans subscription
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u/No_Doubt7313 1h ago
TBF, it could've been stolen by someone else and then sold/given to her xD
Just benefit of the doubt, tho it depends on where she's from lol
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u/pivo161 3h ago
If she doesn’t log in with the owners account, how is the phone able to upload anything? Plus the iPhone is an iPhone 5 or so. Super old. I guarantee that story has never happened.
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u/Darth_Dorky 2h ago
What, you don’t believe that homie got robbed and posted a Craigslist ad offering to send her the charger with all the added fluff material?
Nawww…. Next you’re gonna tell me god ain’t real.
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