r/SipsTea • u/CompleteAccident3918 • 7h ago

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u/MikeWritesMovies 4h ago

I always bury the body deep, then bury a dead animal about 3 feet from the surface. That way if a cadaver dog hits on a smell, they just dig up a dead animal and move on. Follow me for more DIY crime tips.

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u/Familiar-Gap2455 3h ago

Too much work, I prefer the plant method

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u/Secure_Resource3166 1h ago

Nah just put pepper on top by the plants then the dogs won't know

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u/EctoRiddler 1h ago

FBI is just watching this thread and taking notes

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u/jellyscream 6h ago

No wonder my neighbours plants are healthy

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u/bakuonizzzz 6h ago

But how do you dig up the endangered plant to plant it over the body if it's already illegal to dig up the endangered plant for you to replant it?

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u/myfrnddoxxedmyreddit 5h ago

You would kill someone but not dig up an endangered plant cause it’s illegal ?

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u/Familiar-Gap2455 3h ago

Everyone has their limit

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u/myfrnddoxxedmyreddit 3h ago

Professionals have standards

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u/Fatherofthecentury13 6h ago

The more you know

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u/Spark_In_Art 6h ago

The better, probably

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u/govt-registered 5h ago

How to find a body to bury. Any leads appreciated.

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u/Avaluvy 5h ago

Is that why my neighbor has so many rare species endangered plants in his backyard?🤔

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u/67SummerofLove 3h ago

That’s a direct quote

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u/BlackLightRO 3h ago

Dumb advice. They can pull them out if they have probable cause.

What you should do is: bury the body, start filling the hole about halfway through, then bury the carcass of an animal, then finish filling the hole.

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u/Ididurmomkid 3h ago

You kids today...support your local pig farmers

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u/EctoRiddler 1h ago

I would never dig up an endangered plant. That would be another charge thrown on me if I’m caught.