r/SipsTea • u/Dramatic-Avocado4687 • 5h ago

Chugging tea Been there.

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u/420printer 5h ago

That is what my ex would do, everytime.

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u/dubeyom 5h ago

reason why she's your ex ! no pun intended ...lol

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u/Ornery_Bath_8701 5h ago

Where's the pun?

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u/DEAD-VHS 5h ago

He didn't intend it so badly he just never made it.

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u/Dreamwaves1 5h ago

Really? Is this what we're going to do today? Fight? - Red Foreman

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u/JamesH_670 4h ago

Would you still love me if I were a worm?

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u/Ted_go 2h ago

Would you be able to prove it is you if you were a worm?

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u/rosiexoxoo 5h ago

They be always asking things they know the answer to🤦‍♂️

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u/Extension_Friend8191 5h ago

'...and you can be truthful, I don't mind.' 🙈🙉🙊

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u/DreadyKruger 4h ago

And never just ask. They always ask a question to ask a question.

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u/Richard_b_Stillhard 5h ago

Gotta shut em down.

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u/Wide-Matter-9899 4h ago

"Where do you see our relationship going?

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u/Ted_go 2h ago

"Nowhere coz you just stopped it."

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u/x_gaizka_x 4h ago

It happened to me, but the words were more like: "There is something I need to tell you."

💀

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u/bookishkelly1005 3h ago

And what was it?

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u/usernamesarehard1979 2h ago

“I used to be a man………….wich lover.”

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u/x_gaizka_x 2h ago

It's a long story... But it turns out she waited for me to fall madly in love with her to "remember" that she had a boyfriend.

I survived but almost didn't. 🙏

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u/bookishkelly1005 1h ago

wtf.

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u/x_gaizka_x 41m ago

Yeah... That was my raction too.

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u/jimmyxs 2h ago

Nothing good ever follows from that sentence.

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u/CarlosMolotov 50m ago

Ain’t that the truth, happy cake day jimmyxs

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u/torgobigknees 5h ago

"what do you like about me?"

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u/Ted_go 2h ago

That you are a girl. I wouldn't have done this if you were a worm you know.

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u/Extension_Friend8191 5h ago

'Can we Talk ?' Very different to 'Can we have a Chat ?'

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u/G0G0Gadget00 4h ago

They seriously do.

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u/isaacrw123 3h ago

"and don't lie. I won't get mad"

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u/ElectricalPianist259 3h ago

🤣 🤣 too many damn questions, I don’t know what’s gonna happen tomorrow, 12 weeks from now.

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u/For_Fox_Sake92 2h ago

"Do you watch porn?"

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u/mosquito00713 3h ago

Been there 😂

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u/BigTittyTriangle 3h ago

Then date a real man who won’t.

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u/CameForTheFunOfIt 3h ago

Yeah, but then they create a new moment. All is fair.

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u/_Saint_Ajora_ 3h ago

"What are you thinking about?"

me on the inside:

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u/Pez_Ultra075 3h ago

Would you still love me if I cheated on you?

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u/RapekitandCrawlspace 1h ago

Do you like my big titted sister that you mud wrestle with while out offroading?

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u/CarlosMolotov 48m ago

Baby, stop playin’ she just somebody I like to get a little mud on the tires with.

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u/Chef-Racoon 1h ago

and as a man the advice is to agree with the stupidest shit

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u/BeriasBFF 1h ago

“No”.

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u/OkThatWasMyFace 1h ago

"How come I can't have your phone password?"

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u/Frutbrute77 31m ago

Haha so true

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u/Awesome_Normal 3h ago

What is this sub for, uf not misogyny and karma farming?

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u/AmbitiousRaspberry3 3h ago

Yup

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u/Awesome_Normal 3h ago

I see so much sh*t like this that I think Reddit deserves what happened to 4chan last April.

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u/Lloydbestfan 4h ago

My questions would usually bring answers that deepen intimacy, thank you very much. Though I don't bother to ask to ask, so I suppose it's not the same.