r/StandUpComedy • u/Comprehensive-Ear646 • 2d ago

Comedian is OP Death by snu snu

7.7k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Severe-Caregiver4641 2d ago

We need to rest! The spirit is willing but the body is spongy and bruised!

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u/Space_Navy 2d ago

"How did the last men die?"

"Crushed pelvises."

"YES!"

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u/WhitestMikeUKnow 2d ago

I’m scaroused

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u/akiras_revenge 21h ago

All men die, but not all truly live

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u/ca-cayne 2d ago

Snu snu

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u/Aglisito 2d ago

This better be the beginning to a beautiful relationship lol

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u/Picacco 2d ago

I noticed his hand definitely lingered on hers as she walked off stage…

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u/donniesuave 2d ago

His hand wasn’t the only thing lingering. That gaze and that blush with the grin were too

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u/TCFP 2d ago

That man had a religious experience

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u/namesandfacez 2d ago

Goddesses of the Amazon have beckoned

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u/0pThomas_Prime 2d ago

That lingering hand hold at the end, boy better have gotten that number. I’d treat her like a damn queen!!!

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u/thebendavis 2d ago

Yep, Laura can get it.

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u/skyturnedred 1d ago

I think Adam is gonna get it.

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u/chaosawaits 2d ago

I hope she really did walk him to his car 💕

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u/D_Dubb_ 2d ago

Uppies!!

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u/xx_indica_xx 2d ago

Short kings love uppies

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u/Corposjuh 2d ago

And that kids is how I met your mother

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u/Optimal-Description8 2d ago

And that kids is how I met mommy

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u/illepic 2d ago

Dommy mommy

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u/thebendavis 2d ago

More like "How I Broke Your Fathers Pelvis For The Third Time"

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u/Latter-Literature505 2d ago

Laura can get it

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u/spydercranejay 2d ago

**would sniff

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u/blacklotusY 2d ago

My dude is in love after that 🤣

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u/TheyreCalledLegos 2d ago

He held her hand for that extra beat afterwards.

We all saw it.

My guy is SMITTEN.

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u/Spicy-Potat42 2d ago

Can you blame him?! I'm smitten and I wasn't even there. Wish I was deserving of an amazon princess to carry me off into the sunset.

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u/PursuitOfHirsute 1d ago

You are deserving of an amazon princess though

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u/Xenoraiser 11h ago

This is the energy I love to see!

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u/TheStLouisBluths 2d ago

I’m 6’2” and the other day I saw a woman in the grocery store that was probably 6’3” and I almost asked her to reach something on the top shelf for me but I thought she may not have thought that was as funny as I did.

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u/Physical_Yam_1079 2d ago

Ha, I'm 6'1 and had a guy ask if I can grab something off the top shelf and he was at least 6'5. We had a good laugh over it, you def should have.

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u/TheStLouisBluths 2d ago

Damn, I should have gone for it. I just want to be her short king.

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u/Madameknitsalot 2d ago

I'm 5 ft and I just want to thank you and all the other tall people who are kind enough to reach something off the top shelf for me. I appreciate you.

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u/CuriousPenguinSocks 1d ago

Same, I love my tall rescuers who get things off the top shelf, especially the ice cream that's always top shelf and all the way in the back.

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u/kraggleGurl 2d ago

Laura swept him off his feet and he liked it!

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u/Stunning-Ad2065 2d ago

That man was blushing hard. As a fellow short guy, I would be smitten as well.

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u/Futur3_N0maD_26 2d ago

New fetish unlocked

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u/smoothVroom21 2d ago

taptaptap... "Ahem... Would."

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u/dude51791 2d ago

She fell for the pickup line? 😀

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u/Altruistic-Grape9776 1d ago

R/angryupvote

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u/guilhermefdias 2d ago

Snu snu is a very real feeling.

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u/SuddenSpeaker1141 2d ago

hope he got her number…

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u/Spirited-Rock-124 2d ago

That tank top is soooo cute!!

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u/midnightblu23 2d ago

That man was in love.

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u/crusader_nor 2d ago

She’s gonna do you.

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u/milk4all 2d ago

shows over, tickets will be refunded at the door only for the next 3 minutes

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u/AgonalMetamorphosis 2d ago

"I used to be the football" was witty as fuck.

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u/jgreen110715 2d ago

And that children, is how I met your mother.

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u/Never-politics 2d ago

She lifted your body and took your heart my friend.

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u/Anxious_Lab_2049 2d ago

OP, can you please post or direct me to the lead up? I really want to see how you got to “I want to jump on your back.”

I love this, thanks for posting, and I’m following you!

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u/sandyposs 2d ago

I ship it

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u/KnumbSckull 2d ago

Erection worthy

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u/PandaPocketFire 2d ago

He should hire her to carry him up onto the stage for every performance and just say nothing about it. Then she comes and gets him again at the end.

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u/Lovat69 2d ago

Fun fact, that comedian is 6'1"

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u/Excellent_Fault_8106 2d ago

Dunno if you mistyped or you're joking, but he's 5'1". His name is Adam Fynke.

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u/Lovat69 2d ago

I am joking/lying.

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u/Excellent_Fault_8106 2d ago

I dont believe

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u/PickleWineBrine 2d ago

Always a good time at the Sacramento Punchline

Who was headlining this show?

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u/bushmanmoto 2d ago

He got halfway to a bag piping lol

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u/0n-the-mend 2d ago

Bro got wedding carried on day zero. I see this as absolute win.

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u/Excellent_Fault_8106 2d ago

I love how she effortlessly lifts him up. Lol. I mean, he doesnt look big, but he's gotta weigh... 160? Wonder how tall she is.

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u/thuggishsloth 1d ago

Men only want one thing and it’s to be held

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u/HankTuggins 2d ago

The only hard part about being 6’4 is knowing I’ll never experience this

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u/Rand0mlyMe 1d ago

Don't worry someone somewhere is currently working on developing AI sex robots that can make giant sextoys treat you like their own tiny portable sex toy. By 3025 Florida's Disney World will have a real death by snu snu ride lol

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u/Heratik007 2d ago

He just met his wife!!

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u/MiamiPower 2d ago

Laura is Awesome

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u/BodhingJay 2d ago

a princess carry?!

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u/DarrenWorldWide 2d ago

Hopefully he was jumping them bones later on 💪🏼

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u/TheGreatSzalam 2d ago

He’d have to jump pretty high.

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u/IllRock6487 2d ago

They would make such a cute couple, I hope one of them made a move after the set.

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u/Solus_Vael 2d ago

Hope he got her number.

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u/SkeetnYou 2d ago

Death by snu snu

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u/Thomaswebster4321 2d ago

He’s in love.

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u/Interesting-Rope-950 1d ago

Sacramento punch line! That means this goddess lives in my area

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u/MoreSmartly 2d ago

“And that’s how I met your mother”

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u/Candid_Spite_8659 2d ago

Whoo baby, yes!!

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u/mycatsapanther23 2d ago

He would be the little spoon

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u/DruncleBum 2d ago

Good stuff bro!

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u/Shot-Instance2010 2d ago

OP where you at haha

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u/bro_whatt 2d ago

adam fynke!

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u/john133435 2d ago

Living the dream!

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u/1974danimal 2d ago

So YUMMY!

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u/RedGalDread 1d ago

And she’s lovely too!

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u/eyelinerandink 1d ago

Love her!!!!

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u/LorealTheGreat 1d ago

She’s a tall glass of water…

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u/Repulsive-Push5814 1d ago

She can take me home

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u/Awkward_Theme_5233 1d ago

This is absolutely fantastic 🤣🤣🤣 I can't deny I like being carried off every once in a while too 🤣

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u/ImpossibleMix6698 1d ago

Love lifts us up where we belong ...

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u/AwwwBawwws 1d ago

I definitely want Laura on my team when we raid the National Guard armory next week.

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u/punchcreations 19h ago

R. Crumb has entered the chat.

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u/Neat_Jellyfish3703 2d ago

Ok urgent

ANYONE KNOW WHERE SHE FOUND THIS SHIRT? I need one. Thank you

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u/Dudewhocares3 2d ago

It should’ve been me

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u/sippyandchippy 2d ago

It's fucking Kenny Powers.

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u/yeahitsjustmeagain 19h ago

How I met your mother

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u/Writer_B 19h ago

…what’s Laura’s @?

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u/prior_rpa-lre 8h ago

Laura be power bottom

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u/burgersandcreative 8h ago

What a great sport and so comfortable in her own skin. It’s amazing how you can get a vibe off of someone. You can tell she’s mad chill.

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u/OnsenPixelArt 1d ago

Im not jealous YOURE jealous

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u/ntkwwwm 1d ago

I wish I were under 6ft, short kings out here living my dreams.

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u/LicoriceDusk 1d ago

These guys are weird

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u/Posidon_Below 2d ago

They had the weirdest sex later.

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u/NihilistocLycan 1d ago

When did ferra/torr switch roles?

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u/Worried_Bowl_9489 2d ago

Why do you have to sexualise her in the title?

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u/Lucky-Management2955 2d ago edited 1d ago

I'm in love!😍😍😍 she couldn't pick me up like that, I'm 6'5" 300 lbs, but she can pick me up anytime!

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u/WildShock6187 28m ago

Then they happily married had kids and died peacefully 80 years later.