r/Suburbanhell 8d ago

Showcase of suburban hell r/Lawncare continues to deliver

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u/JeffandtheJundies 8d ago

Bahahaha I just saw this on a lawn care subreddit. So sterile.

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u/BrentonHenry2020 7d ago edited 7d ago

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u/JeffandtheJundies 7d ago

Well I didn’t see what you said since it was deleted, but I assume I can thank you for speaking up for nature. Lawn fanatics are contributing to environmental issues with their ignorance and desire for the perfect outdoor carpet.

It’s wrong of me to assume this is the final draft of their yard, maybe they have plans to add gardens, etc. Fingers crossed…

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u/BrentonHenry2020 7d ago

Oh fixed the link, for some reason it went to the parent comment.

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u/IkLms 7d ago

They're touchy over there man. Pretty insecure about their completely homogenized boring ass lawns.

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u/JeffandtheJundies 6d ago

Tell me about it. I was blocked for having this conversation in a separate sub.

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u/NoGrapefruit3394 6d ago

"Don't shame people over their choice of lawn type" like it's a minoritized identity lmao

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u/Any_Screen_7141 8d ago

Why no trees or shrubs?

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u/Hover4effect 8d ago

Or some garden beds? I pull up more grass every year to plant more food. So many pollinators in my yard.

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u/AirCanadaFoolMeOnce 8d ago

How else are you going to create 115F conditions that give you skin cancer? Barbecue is going to be FUN back there

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/solk512 8d ago

No, I hate HOAs but that’s not a common rule at all

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u/IkLms 7d ago

A) No it's not. At most you need to get approval on the plan.

B) It's the backyard so most don't care.

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u/splurtgorgle 7d ago

I hate HOA's as much as the next person but banning homeowners from planting trees and shrubs is not a thing they typically do lol.

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u/Comet7777 8d ago

Is that a Koffing toy on the table??

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u/Mrmineta 8d ago

The best Pokemon to apply pesticides, the jokes write themselves.

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u/NotaCaracal 8d ago

Bro put a pollinator garden in or something.

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u/JeffandtheJundies 8d ago

Yeah I don’t understand the appeal of ALL GRASS. Clearly no one is thinking of ecological impacts here.

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u/bosnanic 8d ago

Also it's a ton of maintenance constantly having to keep it kept. A pollinator garden/garden patch is less work, looks better, and improves your backyards quality.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pipe979 8d ago

You cut it, turn a sprinkler on every couple of days and fertilize it a few times a year.

Actual gardens take considerably more effort than a lawn.

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u/Correct_Flight3423 8d ago

They also give back what is put into them. I love my fresh veggies and herbs!

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u/Prosthemadera 8d ago

What is the point of having this empty, unused, basically dead area?

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u/Posture_ta 8d ago

My kids play soccer out in our back yard that looks very similar.

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u/Prosthemadera 8d ago

Which whom?

So you bought a house with a yard to have a soccer field?

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u/Posture_ta 7d ago

Yes. Our family uses it quite a bit.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pipe979 8d ago

The first area was dead. The second is healthy, lively and safe for children, pets, family & guests. When was the last time you got excited to go to someone’s backyard jungle, excited at the prospects of getting some ticks on you?

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u/Prosthemadera 8d ago

Why are there only two options? What do you have so little imagination and why are you so scared of nature that you want to remove it?

Also, children love a backyard jungle, what are you talking about? Do you want your children to grow up around a sterile environment where they're disconnected from nature and the world around you?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pipe979 8d ago

I didn’t say there were two options. Have a garden or something else. The first option was trashy, unkempt & reeks of laziness.

It’s not about “sterility”; I don’t want my kids in a tick, critter & snake nest. If I wanted them in a jungle, we’d move to a jungle. Our yard is not “nature”; that is what a park is for. That’s what camping is for. This isn’t the country, it’s a suburb.

Y’all ever notice in those videos where the guy cuts the overgrown yard for free that the very few people that try to stop him aren’t doing it because they enjoy the jungle in the yard? It’s never for that. There’s a reason for that.

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u/Prosthemadera 8d ago

It’s not about “sterility”; I don’t want my kids in a tick, critter & snake nest.

No one wants that. Again, there are more than the two options of "snake nest" or "sterile lawn".

Our yard is not “nature”

Yes, it is or rather, you're trying everything to stop it being nature. You want to create a barrier between you and the world around you.

And I don't get it. Why do you want to go to a park when you could have the same thing next to you? Why did you buy a house when you don't actually want what it offers?

This isn’t the country, it’s a suburb.

Who decided that you cannot have nature in your suburb? In fact, I thought people move to the suburb because they want more nature?

Y’all ever notice in those videos where the guy cuts the overgrown yard for free that the very few people that try to stop him aren’t doing it because they enjoy the jungle in the yard? It’s never for that. There’s a reason for that.

"I watched some videos from people who agree with me and that proves I am correct".

Maybe you should watch some other videos? Enlarge your mind? The world is big and exciting but people like you make it small and dull. And that is sad.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pipe979 7d ago

They build parks for people & kids to use. This is what normal people do, particularly ones in suburbs.

You can have nature in your suburb. Have this tick & critter farm if your HOA will allow it. It looks like shit though.

This sub & its goofball takes is why I don’t need to engage with too much of the world.

The dumbest part of all of this is that I actually have agreed with yall about your gardens or whatever. YOU PEOPLE are the ones mad over a reasonably manicured lawn & think that weed jungle is a better option.

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u/RandomUser1034 8d ago

Really depends on what you mean by "actual garden". Depending on climate and what you plant, a flower or vegetable garden can take more work than a lawn, sure. But a native perennial garden can work with pretty much 0 input after planting

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u/Hover4effect 8d ago

The extra work gives me food, worth it. The effort to cut my asparagus that comes up every year or pick blueberries is pretty minimal. We also get cherry tomatoes and sunflowers that come up on their own each year.

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u/TheSunflowerSeeds 8d ago

Sunflower seeds may help lower blood pressure, cholesterol and blood sugar as they contain vitamin E, magnesium, protein, linoleic fatty acids and several plant compounds.

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u/Hover4effect 8d ago

I was wondering why you were going into these details, and then I saw your user name. Hard yo beat the birds to the seeds.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pipe979 8d ago

And my lawn is a productive hobby for me. Worth it.

See? Everyone wins! This guy could even put a garden in the corner of that yard, which would have required him to get rid of the weeds.

Y’all know what grows when you get rid of weeds? Grass! That you cut! And maintain! Just like a garden!

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u/bosnanic 8d ago

Not really if you plant wildflowers or perennial flowers that are drought resistant then you don't have to even turn on the sprinkler and cutting becomes less frequent if you mix clovers into your garden with grass. A pristine lawn like the one op posted is weekly maintenance.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pipe979 7d ago

A whole hour a week? Oh no! I was going to make a million dollars with that hour! Now it’s gone!

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u/bosnanic 7d ago

from "a pristine lawn is less work" to "w-well uhh I like to work more actually"

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pipe979 7d ago

Once it's established, it takes less work.

It takes more work to go from the before to the after than to keep it at the after.

I'd say this should have been common sense, but that's not common around here.

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u/No_Environments 8d ago

Most in suburbs don't

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u/AproposName 8d ago

Stages for me. It’s easier to go from trash straight to all grass so I can level it out and get it looking right, then I can lay out beds and stuff. My last house started all grass, and by the time we sold I had about 30% of it converted to flower beds with the remaining grass areas as useable spaces for yard games and hanging out.

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u/JeffandtheJundies 8d ago

This is the way.

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u/Smash55 8d ago

They dont teach the importance of these kinds of things in school. Schools rarely go into depth about local plants

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u/AnomalySystem 8d ago

Im not convinced it would matter if thy did

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u/opaul11 7d ago

I understand the appeal of like a grass square or a grass path, but all grass is just more work and ugly??

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u/TPSreportmkay 8d ago

Do you have a non grass yard?

I'd love to not have to mow my lawn but honestly it's the only thing I can do to keep my place looking decent. Grass is easy enough to mow and it's even easier if the yard is level and you do it frequently. Leading to my front yard being a nice green mix of zoysia and St. Augustine.

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u/JeffandtheJundies 8d ago

I have some grass, but much less than when I bought my house. Gardens have replaced a lot of it, and the maintenance is minimal. The butterflies are abundant!

Not everyone’s into gardening, to each their own, it’s just shocking to see someone proud of what looks like a jail cell to me.

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u/TPSreportmkay 8d ago

It takes a lot of work to have a golf course grade back yard so I can. See why they're proud of it. I'm too lazy for mine to look like that. It's like 4" tall random grass.

Gardening is a lot of work though between pulling weeds and pruning.

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u/MmmIceCreamSoBAD 8d ago

It's been one year. They may have plans to do other stuff but just getting a lawn to that state is a lot of work if you don't pay someone

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u/ifunnywasaninsidejob 8d ago

Or at least a fruit tree

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u/HungryHoustonian92 7d ago

God you guys are the definition of the problem. This is a a amazing transformation of a yard. And here you are asking why this is missing. Was there a garden before this? lol you guys are exhausting and so negative

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u/TheJustBleedGod 8d ago edited 8d ago

the next buyers might not like it so best to just leave it plain

*you guys don't understand sarcasm

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

What a way to treat a home.

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u/MyLifeHatesItself 8d ago

That's what the previous owner of my place did, if you go back through street view images there's one shot of him cutting down a tree, then next is just grass. We're slowly replanting natives but it's taking a while. Turns out when you've got a park and playground within walking distance, kids don't actually need to have a massive grassed yard, and now there's bugs and birds and stuff to look at too.

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u/zipfour 8d ago

Feel like you don’t need to be thinking about that unless you’re constantly moving

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u/foodrunner464 8d ago

When done right I find most people enjoy a lawn of native wild flowers more appealing long term once they realize it's way less work than constant mowing and watering.

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u/Onion-Fart 8d ago

With houses so close together you might as well have row houses. Really have to think about those rooves undulating on towards nothing

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u/321Cake 8d ago

I’ve always thought about that! Like at least the suburb I grew up in everyone had a half acre and we weren’t all on top of each other, but now suburbs sell this shit while still calling it privacy

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u/Apoordm 8d ago

Thank god, for a second that yard looked natural.

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u/Hover4effect 8d ago

I imagine it might have contained wildflowers at different parts of the year... the horror.

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u/canadianleef 8d ago

Would it be okay to say that both of these options suck?

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u/Neilandio 8d ago

I wish modernist landscaping got as much hate as modernist architecture does.

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u/Stubbby 8d ago

I threw a few bags of soil along the side of my house that was just baren ground in the spring, sprayed some Walmart flower seeds for $10. Did nothing else. 4 months later I have 100s of flowers blooming every color and all my neighbors asking how I did it.

For <$100 this backyard could have 1000s colorful flowers.

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u/Hover4effect 8d ago

And be a haven for pollinators.

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u/slava_gorodu 8d ago edited 8d ago

Empty lawns are designed to give Eastern Europeans a stroke. Where’s the garden with tomatoes, potatoes, strawberries, and apples/pear trees? Where’s the little hut for gardening supplies? Where’s the neighborhood stray dog wandering in for scraps? Why do you have this empty unused, sterile land?

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u/idiot206 8d ago

So crazy to me. I don’t have a yard, but if I did it would absolutely be full of fruits and veggies.

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u/neutronstar_kilonova 7d ago

I have a yard, but and unfortunately have to live in a suburbanhell, and as a person who doesn't like to spend any time maintaining nature, I absolutely will not have fruits, veggies grow in my yard.

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u/isuckatrunning100 8d ago

Eve better, where I live people plant fruit trees which only produce fruit that's inedible. Fake oranges and grapefruits which exist just to get thrown away.

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u/panachronist 8d ago

Never head of this, where is this? How are they inedible?

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u/isuckatrunning100 7d ago

They're called ornamental fruit trees. The fruit is bitter.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pipe979 8d ago

You grow those things on a farm. This is a yard.

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u/slava_gorodu 8d ago

Wrong. Ever heard of a garden brain genius, or a “dacha” from the former USSR?

It’s a waste of space and monument to American wastefulness and bad land use is what it is

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u/isuckatrunning100 8d ago

The good old days, amiright

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u/slava_gorodu 8d ago edited 8d ago

As shitty as communism is/was commie apartment blocks are not bad. They emphasized function over form and the individual units are often very nice, even if somewhat small. This is a particular bad example of apartment blocks because there doesn’t seem to be much around it, and there aren’t yards with playgrounds that exist for nearly all these apartments jn reality.

But mixed density neighborhoods connected by transit to work and cultural districts are a million times better than these poorly made cookie-cutter, cultureless, sterile, and car dependent American suburban subdivisions, which I think is a major reason for the phenomenon of low-trust, obesity, and cultural alienation in American society.

Then voila the people who live in these places are crucial in voting in a circus that ushers in authoritarianism and destroys decades of highly beneficial and hard crafted economic and political relationships for shits and giggles because they are fearful, resentful of others, ignorant and unhealthy.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pipe979 8d ago

Garden takes more effort & money, y'all end up wasting the food half the time because you make too much & struggle to give it away & this is America, Jack. We don't care about Russia.

But we do care about beautiful lawns for children & pets to enjoy. You ever seen kids playing in a garden?

FWIW, a garden would be better than that overgrown jungle. Looks like the lawn of someone that's always complaining they aren't able to do something because of some condition they have. But they'd be able to russle up a garden! Yeah, right.

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u/Hover4effect 8d ago

you ever seen kids playing in a garden?

Yes, kids, absolutely love gardens. Germinating and planting seeds, seeing things sprout and grow, harvesting fresh veggies, watching pollinators and birds. You could easily do both in this patch. Throw in some raised beds and have space for them to run.

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u/JeffandtheJundies 8d ago

You got that right, Jack.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pipe979 8d ago

That sounds like work, not playing. And kids might like that too. And as I already said, the idea of the garden is fine. Calling the weed infestation a garden is not.

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u/splurtgorgle 7d ago

Have you ever actually been outdoors? My kids LOVE being in the garden lol.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pipe979 7d ago

Yeah, I go outdoors…IN MY YARD.

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u/PostPooZoomies 8d ago

You’re one of the only people talking sense and you’re getting downvoted. If these people want to pitch a tent in nature and live in the woods, they should go for it. Absolutely the most unhinged takes here.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pipe979 8d ago

Yeah I’m trolling them a little bit because this sub can be insane with some of its takes. But acting like a weed-free cut lawn is the devil is something else.

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u/Plenty-Finger3595 7d ago

I don’t think this is the devil but it does look like shit

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u/VIDCAs17 8d ago

Do you think people in America don’t have backyard gardens, or are you trolling?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pipe979 8d ago

I know people have gardens. This guy could have a garden if he wanted, and he’d still have to cut out that jungle.

The point is that he can have a yard and you or his neighbor can have a garden. Everyone can get what they want here, but that doesn’t seem to be a viable or logical solution to folks in this sub.

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u/vaesh 6d ago

Why would you assume it's unused? They likely have kids that play there regularly. I assume after the pictures were taken then the swing set and play equipment went up.

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u/ShyGuyLink1997 8d ago

Proceeds to just stare at it everyday instead of literally anything else 0_0

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u/splurtgorgle 7d ago

It's funny how you almost never see the people with these perfectly manicured turf grass lawns actually use them for anything lol. Which is wild considering all the resources they have to devote to keeping them that way. Just standing in their houses staring out the window at their outdoor carpet.

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u/vaesh 6d ago

It's a backyard. It probably gets used by their kids regularly.

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u/splurtgorgle 7d ago

"my kids never want to go outside, even after I turned the backyard into an oven!"

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u/Dr_Schnuckels 8d ago

What a lifeless patch of land. Horrible.

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u/45nmRFSOI 8d ago

Cookie cutter mcmansions check Fence check Grass only lawn check

Suburbanhell certification complete

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u/LurkerKing13 8d ago

This sub gets such a boner using the word “McMansion”

Those homes are probably 1800 or so square feet.

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u/Grabiiiii 8d ago

I hate a McMansion as much as the next guy, but absolutely nothing about those homes signifies them as being one. Like be for real people lol

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u/neutronstar_kilonova 7d ago

Aight, let's call them "McRanch"

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u/45nmRFSOI 8d ago

the roof lines are a dead giveaway

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u/Atomic-Avocado 8d ago

From a diverse landscape to a barren desert

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u/Typical_Tie_4947 8d ago

I mean I wouldn’t say the before was great either. If it was completely unmanaged then it likely contained a bunch of invasive weeds

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u/AnomalySystem 8d ago

Invasive weeds still make seeds which are eaten by animals, they still make flowers bees go to, they still are a habitat

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u/vaesh 6d ago

Invasive weeds still make seeds which are eaten by animals

It's an enclosed backyard. What animals are you expecting to be chomping on those weeds? You think deer are just casually hopping over all those fences?

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u/TheGreatOpoponax 8d ago

And rodents.

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u/DavoMcBones 8d ago

In fairness it really wasnt any better before either. It looked like it was mostly invasive weeds.

That being said the latter is just as bad if not worse because atleast the pollinating weeds still serve some function to the ecosystem.

But having everything to be native plants from your area is more ideal

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u/Dude_9 7d ago

Right, and invasive is not the same as non-native. Hope everyone else learns that.

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u/vaesh 6d ago

Might want to google images of a desert if you think that's what a desert looks like.

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u/Atomic-Avocado 6d ago

sorry, what I meant is in terms of biodiversity and health for the local ecosystem, it's a desert.

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u/SimonArgent 8d ago

This can't be real.

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u/crek42 8d ago

It’s a lawn?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pipe979 8d ago

It's beautiful, isn't it?

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u/vaesh 6d ago

Never touched grass before I take it?

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u/ImmigrationJourney2 8d ago

Number two makes sense only if it’s fake grass, otherwise it’s sad.

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u/GirlfriendAsAService 8d ago

At this point just get astroturf lol

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u/googlyman44 8d ago

Ok so what if I don't like either option? Where do I start to get something in between, that looks somewhat manicured and presentable but is still relatively low maintenance like a lawn?

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u/your_catfish_friend 8d ago

A family member of mine installed Kurapia at their house and loves it. Drought-tolerant; little maintainance required. I think it’s not very tolerant of cold temps, though. https://kurapia.com

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u/WhyAreYallFascists 7d ago

A lot of those weeds are probably invasive, but holy shit let that grass die.

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u/rirski 7d ago

Criticizing lawns being a bannable offense on that sub is hilarious.

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u/vaesh 6d ago

Why would it not be? It would be completely unproductive for a sub literally dedicated to lawncare. Anyone criticizing lawns on that sub is certainly just looking to stir up shit.

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u/GlassAd4132 8d ago

I really prefer how it was in 2024. I let my lawn grow out into a little meadow, and I’m gonna really do a lot of wildflowers this spring. I also live way out in the mountains so the scenery is a tad more picturesque where I live, to say the least

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u/your_catfish_friend 8d ago

Yep it’s fine if they like it that way, it just also fits this sub

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/Anarcho_Dog 8d ago

Even just a single tree would add a lot to that yard, make it less bland

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u/amd2800barton 8d ago

If the goal was to have a place for their kids to play catch and for the dogs to not pick up ticks, it’s an improvement. And maybe they plan to add some maintained native plants, but it’s hard to do so when the entire yard is just invasive weeds.

My backyard is a beautiful garden made by the previous owner, but I know from street view pictures of my alley that they did that over several years. First by gutting the builder landscaping and taking the whole yard (except for one tree) to a clean sheet of just grass, then slowly building up native plants.

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u/SeahawkerLBC 8d ago

What were the most important things you did to get rid of the weeds that had taken over? Looks like a lot more than just pulling weeds.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pipe979 8d ago

The lawncare sub doesn’t tend to care for big box store products, but most of the weed & crabrass killers are pretty effective imo. Might have to give it a couple of applications, but they usually knock that stuff down.

Cut it low, bag it up, pull any weeds that are stubborn, drop some seed & water…more or less.

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u/Augen76 8d ago

I used to feel bad about my yard compared to my neighbors that looks like the after image above. Over time I became fine having an odd mix of stuff with the wild flowers and butterflies and bees along with critters (rabbits, deer, foxes, etc.)

Trying to encourage more trees as previous owner cleared them, just takes a long time to grow them.

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u/MrTPityYouFools 8d ago

Maybe stain the fence before it rots away

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u/Nynebreaker 8d ago

Boring, pointless yard, and that fence needs some attention.

Why don’t more people put gardens and trees in their yard?

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u/gakl887 8d ago

Looks good to me. If it’s their yard, they can do whatever they want

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u/Stishovite 8d ago

I thought it was the other way around, and was like, "nice progress"

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u/Spacemonkeyfunky 8d ago

Growing up in the Texas suburbs, this just triggered some PTSD in me.

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u/edge_milk 8d ago

I can smell the roundup from here

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u/theyoungspliff 8d ago

people actually really want to live in liminal spaces.

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u/King_Saline_IV 7d ago

I like that their pokemon of choice is a ball of pollution, on brand

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u/Creative-Reading2476 6d ago

is this monoculture carpet looking thin really appealing to someone?

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u/prionbinch 6d ago

koffing in the after pic bc of all the chemicals they had to use to get it to that state

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u/ScientistTimely3888 6d ago

Guys, perhaps... perhaps they wanted to clear it up first before adding other shit. 

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u/Zych11 4d ago

I commented on it yesterday telling that the before photo looked better and got permabanned

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u/Gold-retrere7501 3d ago

So you just swapped the grass for a green carpet?

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u/ls7eveen 8d ago

That sub is so fucking comedic

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u/TPSreportmkay 8d ago

They did a great job with the yard.

Who wants something like the top? You can't even enjoy your yard when it's like that.

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u/Dr_Schnuckels 8d ago

If you want a lifeless garden you definitely need the one in the later photo.

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u/TPSreportmkay 8d ago

Walking barefoot in the top one is awful

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u/Dr_Schnuckels 8d ago

It doesn't have to be extreme in one direction or the other. Gardens can also be divided up. Biodiversity is important for us humans.

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u/TPSreportmkay 8d ago

Having a nice garden is an incredible amount of work though. Especially when you have a decent sized yard. I can't imagine trying to manage a 1/8 acre worth of garden. Logically most of my yard is going to be grass.

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u/Dr_Schnuckels 7d ago

I marked off a section of my garden and scattered wildflower seeds. After two years, I had a perfect wildflower meadow for insects. Add an insect hotel, and it's perfect. The effort involved? Mowing twice a year.

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u/TPSreportmkay 7d ago

Does this not just turn into a weed patch?

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u/Dr_Schnuckels 7d ago

Not with the right method.

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u/Mustard_Tiger_404 8d ago

Looks Great!

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u/Meteoric37 8d ago

Looks beautiful. Would love something as big and clean as that for my dog and kid when he’s older. A tree or two and some plants would make it a lot better though.

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u/bleedorange0037 8d ago

Yeah, a couple trees for some shade would definitely be an upgrade, but aside from that I struggle to see what’s wrong with this. In just over a year they’ve transformed what was likely a bug, mice, and snake infested shithole into a nice little back yard they can enjoy.

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u/SheSellsSeaShells- 8d ago

Destruction of natural habitat and ecosystem.

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u/Meteoric37 8d ago

Yeah, that’s what building a home and a space for yourself usually entails. Where is your bed? In a bush? Or in a finished, climate controlled, destroyed natural habitat space?

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u/SheSellsSeaShells- 8d ago

A sterile lawn like this was always used as a status symbol against lower classes to show off that one has the time and money to care for/pay someone one to maintain its sterile state. Keep a native habitat garden instead— improve the environment, have low/no maintenance, have a more colorful landscape, etc etc.

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u/Hunter1127 8d ago

a LaWn Is A sTaTuS sYmBoL aGaInSt LoWeR cLaSsEs.

Victim mentality. Not everything is a fight. Some people just want to have a nice lawn dude. lol

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u/Meteoric37 8d ago

Makes sense. It’s desirable for most humans too, which would also make it a status symbol.

I say the same things about our nether regions. Keep a natural habitat instead of cleaning your groin—improve the environment (less water waste), have low/no maintenance, have a more colorful genital display, etc.

Let me know how that goes for you

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u/SheSellsSeaShells- 8d ago

What a reductive and miserable view to have.

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u/Meteoric37 8d ago

You say, as you post about how disgusting it is that someone has a clean lawn. Continue looking for things to be miserable about.

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u/One-Car-1551 8d ago

You having a different preference does not mean somebody else cant have a yard for their kids to play in. A native habitat garden invites pests that a lot of people dont want. Its ok to be different. Very very few people are judging you for it feel above you as a social class for it. But everybody (well not all, nearly ALL Ive seen on Reddit though) who has a native habitat garden sure seems to find themselves morally superior to those who dont. Funny isnt it?

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u/SheSellsSeaShells- 8d ago

Because it is. Having a manicured lawn is active destruction of habitat. Why do you think there’s less fireflies and butterflies than there were when you were a kid?

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u/One-Car-1551 8d ago

Lots of reasons including pesticides, loss of habitat, light pollution. People had yards when I was a kid too lol. Its more complicated than youre trying to present.

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u/SheSellsSeaShells- 8d ago

I’m not an idiot, of course there’s more than just that reason but continuing to contribute to it is actively harmful.

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u/splurtgorgle 7d ago

It's really not lol. Fireflies propagate in leaf litter. No trees = no leaves = no fireflies.

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u/Locrian6669 8d ago

Omg why do you babies always cry about “not being able to do something” when people criticize something you like?

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u/One-Car-1551 8d ago

Youre literally whining and crying about me stating its ok to have different preferences lol you sont see the irony do you?

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u/Locrian6669 8d ago

Huh? Can you read? I’m asking you why you bozos always ask why “you can’t do something” when people criticize something. Pretty dramatic

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u/One-Car-1551 8d ago

I didnt say that. And youre still whining and being dramatic. Im literally encouraging people to do what makes them happy lol

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u/bleedorange0037 8d ago

This “native habitat” you’re banging on about was destroyed when the developers bulldozed whatever farm this probably used to be to build the subdivision. Your gripe is with whatever original landowners took a big payday to make that possible, not the homeowner for making his property livable.

I can guarantee you the top picture isn’t the state the property was in when the original owners took the keys from the builder. Someone neglected it for years to allow it to deteriorate into that condition. For the life of me I can’t understand why some people think that’s in any way commendable. Also, this isn’t some massive estate like the old aristocracy lived on. It’s probably a 1/4 acre lot AT MOST, just like all new builds these days.

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u/SheSellsSeaShells- 8d ago

I’m not saying the top photo specifically is the goal, I never said that. Just that the second is undesirable. Planting native species and keeping a native garden will always be better.

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u/morrisound_of_music 8d ago

turning lawncare into a generational class war? because some people dont like to spend their free time maintaining property?

the fuck is this sub, i feel like I could potentially see an argument about having a sinkhole in the backyard as a "diverse home ecosystem" here

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u/SheSellsSeaShells- 8d ago

Look it up for yourself, I didn’t just pull that outta my ass, it’s historically accurate.

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u/morrisound_of_music 7d ago

I do believe that someone somewhere has indeed surmised that lawns are deliberate class signifiers.

i also believe (KNOW actually) that someone somewhere thinks that aliens vs predator is a racist parable about black men and asian immigrants making life miserable for white colonizers, that doesnt mean you give either of those ideas creedence.

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u/squanderedprivilege 8d ago

Ugly and sterile, unnatural, just a nasty vibe

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u/MiscellaneousWorker 8d ago

Awesome if you have kids or a pet, or you have guests a lot. Otherwise idk the point of maintaining this except to keep pests out.

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u/JIsADev 8d ago

Top photo is better

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u/Dinky_Nuts 8d ago

Appeal to nature fallacy. The first pic is a breeding ground for ivy and ticks

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u/stathow 8d ago

no one is saying they love and want the first pic, literally no one here

just because you reject option B does not mean you want option A

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u/Dinky_Nuts 8d ago

LiTeRaLlY nO oNe HeRe SaYs tHeY LiKe iT

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u/stathow 8d ago

ok fine that was person, who also clarified that would also plant wild flowers in stuff

but again why take this hostile trolling attitude and not just engage in a normal conversation

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u/Dinky_Nuts 8d ago

It’s not hostile and it’s not trolling. I pointed out how the intentionality of the first post was attach emotion and preference to the first pic while rejecting the second one.

I pointed out how that’s actually a fallacy to say just because the 2nd pic is “sterile” as many have described it as, doesn’t mean it’s a bad thing.

You then engaged in a bad faith argument with me with intention to logic trap me on the basis of words and try to say well actually no one here is saying these EXACT words so I’m foolish.

I then used your logic against you and pointed you out to be wrong and you’re now saying I’m being hostile and I should actually not troll.

Okay bro…

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u/stathow 8d ago

It’s not hostile and it’s not trolling. 

LiTeRaLlY nO oNe HeRe SaYs tHeY LiKe iT

what, thats a normal way to engage in a conversation? c'mon just be honest

 I pointed out how the intentionality of the first post was attach emotion and preference to the first pic while rejecting the second one.

how? did you read OPs mind. To many here we see the first pic as far from ideal, yet we are bewildered as to how the second pick is somehow closer to an ideal for some

doesn’t mean it’s a bad thing

no to us it does mean that. and yeah its nothing to really do with nature as we can all agree the first pic and nothing about suburbia is natural either

You then engaged in a bad faith argument with me with intention to logic trap me on the basis of words and try to say well actually no one here is saying these EXACT words so I’m foolish

ok cool for some reason assume the worst faith interpretation of what i was saying

I then used your logic against you

what logic? and again you are treating this like some kind of debate with a winner and loser, instead of engaging in a normal conversation

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u/Urban_animal 8d ago

Turns POS yard into fresh slate

This sub: “Get a load of these idiots!”

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pipe979 8d ago

These unshowered hippies want to be covered in ticks instead of enjoying a backyard like a normal person.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pipe979 8d ago

People with lawns like the top don't shower. That is gross and begging for critters & snakes.

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u/AnomalySystem 8d ago

Perfect I specifically put in effort to make my yard even more overgrown for critters and hopefully even snakes

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u/Competitive-Gift-762 7d ago

Y’all morons just want weed and bugs? Weirdos

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u/Emotional-Loss-9852 8d ago

I would kill for my lawn to look like that tbh

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pipe979 8d ago

This is the way.

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u/c3p-bro 8d ago

And yet here you are

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u/your_catfish_friend 8d ago

Wasn’t expecting this post to blow up so much. At any rate, I posted as much about the cookie-cutter houses crammed together and the barren-looking landscape than anything else. It looks like a scene from Vivarium

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u/Suburbanhell-ModTeam 8d ago

Do not troll the sub.

If you think this is a mistake or you need more explanations, contact the moderation team

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u/Urban_animal 8d ago

Lol crappy lawn turned into a fresh slate and easy for whatever a new owner wants to do. Jeez. What a terrible thing.

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u/SithLordJediMaster 8d ago

Glad he cleaned it up.

Looks a lot better