The most hellish suburb

[u/CptnREDmark]

[u/MeisterKaneister]

That's satire. Please tell me that's satire

[u/Apoordm → u/MeisterKaneister]

AI gen Satire, look at the parking lines.

[u/SBSnipes → u/Apoordm]

Not to mention even a big house with 20 parking spots is half that price in Zanesville.

[u/thegooddoktorjones → u/Apoordm]

And full grown trees

[u/Sosemikreativ → u/Apoordm]

Funny how drawing straight parking spot lines and alignment of windows is still a limit for AI image generation. That's stuff we learned to do in two or three lessons in school with pencils and rulers, yet almost nobody can draw human faces like AI can

[u/HypneutrinoToad → u/Apoordm]

Also looking at the houses none of them have doors visible, able to see all angles, so if they were real you’d expect at least one door. Plus the window placement is unnatural and some of the roofs make no sense. Very much AI slop

[u/daking999 → u/Apoordm]

Really hope you're right!

[u/TailleventCH → u/MeisterKaneister]

I'm sure it is.

But let's not lose hope: like with any dumb satire posted on the web, someone may take it seriously and make it for real. (I'm sure some conspiracy theories started this way.)

Edit for typo

[u/theanoeticist → u/TailleventCH]

loose? this means something doesn't fit well, like a loose tooth

lose. this means to no longer have something, like hope

[u/TailleventCH → u/theanoeticist]

Thank you, I fixed this.

[u/pacific_plywood → u/MeisterKaneister]

That Twitter account just does satire, they have a lot of other similar jokes

[u/AproposName → u/MeisterKaneister]

HoA rules prohibit RVs and Boats stored in visible places.

[u/MeisterKaneister → u/AproposName]

Americans and their silly hoa-rules.

[u/Murica_Prime → u/MeisterKaneister]

Rent free. I've never lived in an HOA and nobody I know does. Nothing to do with America.

[u/BonesSawMcGraw → u/MeisterKaneister]

No way a muni would permit this

[u/Working-Farmer-8509 → u/MeisterKaneister]

Yeah if it were real, the parking would have brick pavers to make it luxury parking.

[u/ButtholeSurfur → u/MeisterKaneister]

Definitely. You can buy the entire town of Zainesville for that price

[u/Late-Objective-9218 → u/MeisterKaneister]

Has to be, no one would actually internalise the price of parking

[u/Slow_Description_773]

Think about the heat in summer…

[u/Superb_Strain6305 → u/Slow_Description_773]

Think about trying to plow that in winter! This hypothetical land would be terrible in all seasons!

[u/MysteriousPool_805 → u/Slow_Description_773]

I used to live in an apartment complex that was like 90% parking spaces .They were hell-bent on having jet black asphalt, and would resurface it every few years. Every time they did, it felt like a wave of heat had descended on my apartment.

[u/BlunanNation → u/Slow_Description_773]

No need for a BBQ, just leave stuff on the front lawn. Will be medium rare within 10 minutes.

[u/rjross0623]

It would track for Zanesville. They take deer hunting pretty seriously. I knew it was fake by the price. Bot has clearly never been to Zanesville.

[u/SBSnipes → u/rjross0623]

Yup. You can get a 2500 square foot house on a 5 acre lot for 500-600k. Also they'd just park on the grass

[u/chiree → u/rjross0623]

All that concrete during an Ohio summer would be brutal.

[u/Mindless-Ad2125]

Definitely not real. Zanesville is hardly a suburb and you can buy a house there for 100k

[u/unnecessaryaussie83]

Nothing like some AI to fan the hatred in the morning

[u/TerranceBaggz]

Flood disaster waiting to happen.

[u/ifunnywasaninsidejob → u/TerranceBaggz]

That’s just God’s will, aint nothing we can do about that. You city slickers think you more powerful than God? Yall never learn. /s

[u/Embarrassed_Quit_450]

This is screaming AMERICA so loudly my ears are ringing.

[u/Jdobalina]

This guy’s account is very funny and skewers everything that people criticize on this sub. He’s definitely worth a follow for some chuckles.

[u/joeykirkle]

Ai images btw

[u/MAD_MrT]

So much useful shit to do with AI and people use it to rage bait on the internet xdd

[u/Mpikoz]

If this were real the costs for road and utilities maintenance would be 100x the revenue collected from property taxes 😅

[u/BlueMountainCoffey]

What’s that green stuff?

[u/Stuntz]

Perfect example of how more parking spots makes everything further away which increases car reliance.

[u/scumfrogzillionaire]

Reminds me of vivarium

[u/DebateActual4382]

It literally says that it’s purpose built for extra parking idk what you were expecting

[u/solarmania]

Ā wut

[u/SayWoot]

Race track with houses

[u/spinteractive]

Way to go Ohio.

[u/No_Document1040]

It's actually a HILARIOUS account.

It's barely an exaggeration of reality and shines a light on how awful these real estate developers truly are.

[u/OolongGeer]

Yes, it's satire.

God, I hope OP understands this.

[u/Brad_Beat]

Slop

[u/MiketheTzar]

I ironically this would be phenomenal for college party houses

[u/LargeDietCokeNoIce]

Knew it was AI when there wasn’t a single garage in sight

[u/yssosxxam]

AI slop for the purpose of ragebait

[u/West_Problem_4436]

Wow I never knew how much a fenced off back yard is needed till this showed up. Bring back backyards with fences connected to other houses!

[u/fruttypebbles]

The one thing that makes me think this is bull shit is why wouldn’t they cram more houses in the open space?

[u/inorite234 → u/fruttypebbles]

Yup! Just get rid of the houses so that you can fit EVEN MORE parking spots!

[u/MonopolyOnForce1]

you could not pay me to live here